>multivitamin named "One Daily"
>take two daily
Mischief Thread
>sip
>not zero ultra
>tell myself i'm gonna make it
>not making it
absolutely devilish
>put gum in the plate dispenser coin slot
>doing pull-ups in the squatrack
>using bumper plates for bench
>put a ladder in the manlet pit only to yank it away when a manlet comes near it
>do deadlifts
>decide to do it anyway
Someone try to stop me I am an absolute mad man!
I like your style.
>unplug the dumbbell rack at night
>it's completely dead by morning time when group classes start
D E V I L I S H
>snack on almonds
>inactivated almonds
call the fucking cops
>leaves humanity behind
>take a few of you guys with me
Enjoy your no gains m8.
>tell gym buddy that he needs to cum frequently for maximum test
>give him the succ (no homo)
>steal his proteins
>succ my gym bros dick
>don't say no homo
>not even gay
DIABOLICAL
>the manlet pit ladder is 73 inches shy of reaching the top of the pit
>doing seated lat pulldown
>see guy hovering
>"almost done, man, last set..."
>plant a silent fart on my last rep, concealing the sound by precisely timing the plates back down
>"all yours, amigo"
EL DIABLO
Impish
>didnt wipe the seat down after using it
>going back home from gym looking like a huge thug
>walk on empty dark streets on purpose
>make women cross the road cause they get scared and don't want to pass near me
SavageBro
>swap people's squat plugs at the gym
D I S G U S T I N G
>Instructions: mix 2 scoops with drink of your choice, then blend
>put in 3, then stir with a fork
It's like you don't want to leave humanity behind
4 scoops CMON
>skullcrushers
>never crush my skull
>sees shitpost thread
>shitposts
S H I T
>get girls number
>text her what's up then ghost
>Lead gays on at the gym
>not even gay
Lvl. 80 Imp Goon
enjoy your kidney stones
>skullcrushers
>get arrested for crushing other people's skulls
what's going on in here
What the hell
MODS
>replaced all the whey at the gym with icing sugar
Planet fatness
>didn't wait for the hamplanets to align before starting a cut
Rules are for fools
>Did cardio
NOT EVEN ONCE
>do military press
>not in the military
>enter smith machine
>take the blue pill
>OHPing feet on the bench
>drinking pre-workout post workout
>taking only 4 scoops
>decline bench
>do it anyways
S A T A N I C
>do farmer walks
>didn't even bring my own pigs
>do dumbbell training
>have high IQ
absolutely monstrous
>did cardio
>while high on creatine rage
>deadlift "sumo" style
>fully clothed
H O W
O
W
Best one so far.
>training strongman
>actually weak
underrated