Mischief Thread

>multivitamin named "One Daily"
>take two daily

>sip
>not zero ultra

>tell myself i'm gonna make it
>not making it

absolutely devilish

>put gum in the plate dispenser coin slot

>doing pull-ups in the squatrack

>using bumper plates for bench

>put a ladder in the manlet pit only to yank it away when a manlet comes near it

>do deadlifts
>decide to do it anyway

Someone try to stop me I am an absolute mad man!

I like your style.

>unplug the dumbbell rack at night
>it's completely dead by morning time when group classes start

D E V I L I S H

>snack on almonds
>inactivated almonds

call the fucking cops

>leaves humanity behind
>take a few of you guys with me

Enjoy your no gains m8.

>tell gym buddy that he needs to cum frequently for maximum test
>give him the succ (no homo)
>steal his proteins

>succ my gym bros dick
>don't say no homo
>not even gay
DIABOLICAL

>the manlet pit ladder is 73 inches shy of reaching the top of the pit

>doing seated lat pulldown
>see guy hovering
>"almost done, man, last set..."
>plant a silent fart on my last rep, concealing the sound by precisely timing the plates back down
>"all yours, amigo"
EL DIABLO

Impish

>didnt wipe the seat down after using it

>going back home from gym looking like a huge thug
>walk on empty dark streets on purpose
>make women cross the road cause they get scared and don't want to pass near me

SavageBro

>swap people's squat plugs at the gym

D I S G U S T I N G

>Instructions: mix 2 scoops with drink of your choice, then blend
>put in 3, then stir with a fork

It's like you don't want to leave humanity behind

4 scoops CMON

>skullcrushers
>never crush my skull

>sees shitpost thread
>shitposts


S H I T

>get girls number
>text her what's up then ghost

>Lead gays on at the gym

>not even gay

Lvl. 80 Imp Goon

enjoy your kidney stones

>skullcrushers
>get arrested for crushing other people's skulls

what's going on in here

What the hell

MODS

>replaced all the whey at the gym with icing sugar
Planet fatness

>didn't wait for the hamplanets to align before starting a cut
Rules are for fools

>Did cardio

NOT EVEN ONCE

>do military press
>not in the military

>enter smith machine
>take the blue pill

>OHPing feet on the bench
>drinking pre-workout post workout
>taking only 4 scoops

>decline bench
>do it anyways
S A T A N I C

>do farmer walks
>didn't even bring my own pigs

>do dumbbell training
>have high IQ

absolutely monstrous

>did cardio
>while high on creatine rage

>deadlift "sumo" style
>fully clothed

H O W
O
W

Best one so far.

>training strongman
>actually weak

underrated