Henry the VIII

GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN

More wives your grace?

YOOOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB CATHOLIC WITH A FAT ARSE

CEASE YOUR HERESY AT ONCE, SAXON OR WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE A CUR!

Go back to making your head a blob, Justinian

M-more wives, y-your grace?

THE KIIING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS WIVES. BRRRING ME THEE BEDCHAMBER STRRETCHER

YOU CALL THIS A CHALICE STRETCHER?

I DEMAND A LARGER STRETCHER FOR A LARGER CHALICE
BY GODS I AM THIRSTY

THE WHOOOOOORE ISN'T PREGNANT

>YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS, DO Y'KNOW THAT LUTHER
He really needed More's help to write this shit?