Just started dating someone...

>autism the post

/thread

Fellow degenerate, you forgot:
>after marriage
>with the lights off
>holding hands
>under the covers
>taking each other's virginity

What is best position for lefty curved dick?

this is the new ultra hardcore
in the realm of sexual perverts

Put her on her back and eat her pussy while pulling her legs up by her thighs. Basically force her pussy to your mouth until she begs you to fuck her. If you cant eat pussy look up a tutorial

Lay on your back with your legs above your head and tell her to restrain your arms and put her penis into your butthole.

have her lie on her side with her stomach facing the way your dick is curved to, put her top leg forward or hold it up, and straddle her bottom leg.

Insert Penis

She will screaming

I'd imagine it'd be like normal penetration but just angle 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
That way you can imitate the famed upward-pointing dick.
Also you have her leg as support so you can really let her have it.

Overhead The Press™ her with her back against a wall and eat her out.

>If you cant eat pussy

how can someone be this incompetent?

Anons... What does it taste like? How's the smell, the texture? I am literally disgusted and afraid of the idea of eating pussy

Lights out is mandatory while doing this

That's my fetish

youtube.com/watch?v=7ToGjYYJCoM

How accurate is this?

Put a pillow under her butt, have her put her legs around your neck. Put your wee wee in her va va. May use her wishbones for support.

Trying this tonight, thanks senpai!

Hello /pol/

Go home summblr. That line has been around since long before /pol/ existed

Forget everything above OP.
Endurance, this is all you fucking Need.
Fuck her pasionately and hard, forcefull till she can not take it anymore, untill she is wondering if you are human or a sex demon!

...

Do it standing up. Have her put her legs around yours, and do small push press movements for the thrusting. Your arms around her waste or legs, and hers around your neck.

She will come with the force of a thousand suns.

You have to be strong and end-user enough though. But for dyels.

Not op, damn don't fall for that bait
Or she will shout "Rape"

Actually this is works.
You get her off with even using your Penis.
So when you go in, no pressure..... minute men or endurance guys.

Make the girl tap out, definitely means you get a second date/chance. She will wanna prove to herself that she can handle you

Holy fuck is this bait? Have you never in your whole fucking life done something that was uncomfortable?

It tastes not so great, your toungue will hurt, the position won't be comfortable and you will worry if you aren't doing it right

But you fucking do it anyway because you aren't a weak willed faggot, and you appreciate obtaining new skills and leaving your comfort zone

And if she says to try it another way, or you guys can't make it work the first time, don't bitch out like a little pussy, realize your mistakes and try again.

>I am literally disgusted and afraid of the idea of eating pussy

>Veeky Forums

One thing I've found works really well is to do her missionary but reach down, grab her ass, and lift it. Gives you a better angle, increases that nice pounding sound, she'll feel your balls smacking her tight little asshole and you'll have two handfuls of ass

The only valid answer to the original question: "sex positions that will show off my athleticism and impress her in the bedroom".

Do it standing up while carying all her weight. Pile drive her on your dick like the beast you are! If you do it well, you won't cum prematurely either because of the intense workout. Great for cardio to.

Yeah but eating pussy can be some pretty nasty shit. t. shit exgirlfriends

This. Gets em everytime

How do I ask my boyfriend to do this to me without seeming like a crazy bitch?

>Boyfriend
Are you gay?

Is it gay for someone with a vagina and womb to date a person with a penis?

Sounds pretty gay to me.

Bretty good. Different girls like different methods, for example I had an ex that I could just straight up lick her pussy top to bottom and make her cum that way.

Girls that masturbate a lot require a lot more stimulation so you have to get creative. Licking/sucking on the clit is almost always going to be really effective though.

>a vagina AND womb
Holy fuck, I didn't know this level of degeneracy existed until today

>you absolute fucking homo

cheq'd

most girls like being fingered slowly once you start working on their clit. Also the "doing nothing" part at the start probably isn't a good idea, you'd be better off licking her skin slightly outside the vagina and slowly tease your way into it, they love that. The most important factor is to just start slowly and gradually go forward like he demonstrated though. React to how she reacts

Have to include womb, since trans people can get fake vaginas nowadays.

you laying down, abs flexed, she riding you with her hands on your pecs/abs

You want to show endurance? Fuck the girl, cum (wherever, I like doing face especially for what follows) and then go back in immediately and start fucking her again. Not only is it impressive, gets me hard watching a girl orgasm with my essence all over her face

the standing missionary where she clings on to your shoulders

Just get mirrors

But seriously how do I ask my boyfriend to do
> Full Nelson + Anal
Without seeming crazy?

>Get a prescription for viagra or something
>Take eight times the prescribed dosage before she arrives
>Ambush her in the front yard as she walks up
>Throw her through the front window into your house, consider having a kiddy pool or something set up to soften the impact
>Shoulder tackled the door to get back inside, you'll know if you've done it right because the door will disintegrate into a wood scented mist
>Grab her by the hair and drag her to the bedroom
>Tear off your clothing in one fell movement, revealing your impossibly hard raging erection
>Now fling her up into the air by her hair
>Before she lands, position yourself laying on your back on the bed
>She will land on your meatspear if done correctly
>Now grip her thighs as hard as you can and move your pelvis side to side while shrieking like a baboon
>When you regain consciousness you will be a father with a mortgage and a second hand family car

Just say you saw this move in a movie and though it was hot and would enjoy something like that. If you insist that you really want to try it with him there should not be any problem

it's a fucking kink, you don't seem crazy for having it. I can guarantee you 100% your BF has jacked it multiple times to a lot 'crazier' stuff, and probably fantasizes about some too

jesus christ it's just anal on a stick

Checked and kekd

I'm trying to work up to sex wrestling if that makes sense. Are you sure he won't mind it? Couldn't it be offensive to someone who practices mixed martial arts to sexualize this stuff?

>hey I like rough sex
>hey I like anal
>hey I know let's combine them
it's that easy, if you're really unsure just gradually introduce him to rough sex, I'm sure he's already familiar with anal

Just do something he wants to do first. There is not much I wouldn't do for a girl if she let me stuff her wet panties in her mouth while I fucked her. Or played with herself to orgasm while sucking my cock. Or got a french maid outfit. Shit, I would do what you ask without hesitation so long as a girl wore one of those bridal/thigh garter bands (not really big into Anal which is why I would hesitate but still do it normally without her having to do something first)

Man I had this one ex that would do anything I told her. We'd start every time by her "preparing" my cock by getting it wet with her mouth. Sure it was just a blowjob but the phrasing of her lubing it up so she could ride it was hot. I also made her clean my cock every time she came (I death gripped for years, have a 7.25 incher, and get off on getting girls off so every girl I'm with I make cum at least 5 times before I finish). I would have done anything she asked me to because of what she did for me and was actually disappointed she never asked for anything (I figured out she liked getting get toes sucked/feet licked while I fucked her by guessing so I'd do that every time).

Standing lotus m8

fucking kek

Oh I always do whatever my boyfriend wants of me sex related, no questions asked. Often he doesn't even have to ask, he just needs to show his dick for 1 second and I'm already on my knees.

it's a guy larping a woman, nothing to see here move along

> it's impossible for women to be submissive with a high sex drive.

Then ask him. Unless he's an asshole he would be more than willing to reciprocate. My ex i was talking about was like you. She'd get on her knees. She would wear lingerie without me asking. I would have full Nelson pounded her asshole no questions if she asked. Even another ex of mine would do stuff and I would have done anything she wanted. she didn't even do as much. She would also say the so deep thing but was even more resistant to talking dirty when I asked, she would wear lingerie (no thongs though as she found them uncomfortable), and she sat on my face and jerked me off no question after I made her cum like 12 times (I was deliberately going for a record there) and she was too sore (I think from when I pounded her doggy as I always get complaints that I hurt girls in that position). She did get kind of weirded out the first time I wrapped her wet panties around the base of my cock but she never complained. Even for her I would have done just about anything so long as she asked

And if your boyfriend doesn't want to wrestle fuck he is a faggot. A fantasy of mine is to start out being bossed around (lick my pussy, fuck me this way etc) and then take control and start bossing her around after making her submit to the power of my girth. Like, she's riding on top telling me how she's in control and I pull her in, start going to town, make her cum and then make get lick her cum off my cock. Rough in general is awesome. Light bondage, spanking, light choking, all that is hot as fuck. Most girls I've been with have told me they like how I throw them around the bed (when I change positions I place her where I want her) and I've never had complaints.

In short, just ask. If he says no he is either an uptight asshole or gay. And excuse the egregious amount of detail, I'm just really horny today and have no other way to channel it right now

Couldn't you break your dick doing that?

lets hope she's on birth control

If you want to be safe have her suck any remainder off your cock before going back in

>watch monday night raw with the bf
>wait for a full nelson
>"it'd be so much cooler if he was drilling that guy's ass right?"
>give him le intercourse face

This. Even if you cum after 10 seconds, if you make her cum a few times with your mouth first, to point where she is pushing you away because she can't take it anymore, she won't be mad.

>Girls that masturbate a lot require a lot more stimulation

This as well. My gf does, and there's pretty much no hope for making her cum with just my tongue. I have to suck on her clit to get anywhere. But luckily I only have to do it for like a minute and she'll have cum at least 5 times.

Should probably watch stuff from the attitude era then.

I dated this tiny girl and the thing that got her most excited was when I would pick you up and do a standing 69 with her legs on my shoulders. You won't cum, but she will do anything you want after you show her what you can do.

I am disappoint by you low test beta.

I'm 26 (not a virgin) but have never eaten pussy. I'm not opposed to it it's just never come up. I'm curious, tho.

Any girls here want to take my pussy eating virginity?

It varies a lot girl to girl. Some girls have pretty much no smell, nice texture. Others have a stronger smell and more texture. So don't get discouraged if the first girl you go down on is unpleasant, theres a lot of variety. It's also an acquired taste, which makes sense - you do it and relate it to sex and eventually it becomes a turn on. The same way throating a dick isn't intrinsically hot to most girls but they learn to get turned on by it through association.

Then again I also eat ass on first dates, so I might just be nastier than you.

>Couldn't it be offensive to someone who practices mixed martial arts to sexualize this stuff?

Kill urself

Go back to /d/ you degenerate fuck.

Every time right before i cum in my gfs mouth i think it would be hot if she swallowed and then kissed me but 2/3 of the way through my orgasm i have 0 interest in doing that lol

like licking a piece of raw chicken with a hint of the ocean on it

Honestly forgot the texture because it was 7 months ago but I remember the smell wasn't bad at all, she got progressively more wet, and once she started to hump my face my dick became diamonds . litteraly went the whole night with pussy juice on my face because it sorta turned me on. The poor mans cialis

piss inside her vagina

sick dude

SHUT UP FAGGOT
I wana see where he's going with this

>athleticism

I get girls unironically soaking wet when I lay on top of them and fuck them from behind

idk the position name, I guess lying doggie

I think they like feeling totally dominated and controlled like that

I'm going to second these.

I tried this with an old girlfriend for the first time, and wasn't able to do it the first time.

The next time we tried I had her hook her legs over my arms at the elbow joints, it works so much easier that way, and I never seen her make that face before... it was like a combination of cumming and being proud of me at the same time.

It's called "the prone bone" and yeah it's great, I like to get them in a headlock and choke them while I'm doing it.

I'm going to hop in on this one too.

While what he was saying was quite entertaining, the main take away was the anticipation, the start stop thing. It works wonders.

For me, I was just experimenting (which if you're enjoying sex is what I recommend), and I though I'd try something I just though would probably feel awesome.
Try this:
I was just using my hand and I was rubbing her pussy up and down the slit, hand full in her crotch, middle finger. No insertion, just up and down the slit, brushing over the clit.
Rhythmically, and at certain intervals I'd just stop, with my middle finger applying gentle but forceful pressure right on her clit, and hold for a few seconds. I did this a few times and she was going crazy, at one point, I stop and she says to me "what are yoooou doooing????" - probably because she was real close and it was fucking with her, but you know what? She came harder and quicker than I'd ever seen up till that point.
Man she was a happy hamster after that one, boy I'll tell you hwat

Choke fuck her and right when she's about to pass out, take your hands off and spit in her face, then smack her on the cheek.

Or just learn to do what you like and stop worrying about what the fuck she thinks, you needy faggot.

Big laff thanks mang

famed upward-pointing dick?

Bonesaw, plz go

Sick. Hopefully you are at least pulling your penis through the hole in your pajama bottoms

Call your gym bros and have them take turns on her while you masturbate. She'll appreciate your trust and comfort in your masculinity.

This is how I do it OP:

>I see her sexually positioned across the room, sitting on a bed, legs apart
>I get down on all fours and flip upside down to properly assume
>the "Crab Position"
>I passionately thrust my hips upwards against the air, my groin unclothed
>I make my way, limb by limb, to her legs, thrusting ever quickly, faster as I approach my destination
>Upon arrival, I perform the Ancient Irish mating ritual
>I cannot explain it, for it is very complex, but mostly because it does not actually exist
>Once complete, I place my mouth between her thighs, fully enveloping her feminine dick
>With much gusto I begin sucking her beautiful, girly cock
>Because I am sucking it upside down, the sucking noises are in reverse
>LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE
>LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE
>Pleased, she expends her female load down my throat, her womanly clitor-penis fully enveloping my lips

The rest is too lewd to write here, but it is fairly straightforward.

How can you eat ass? Honestly? In my head it seems hot but in the heat of the moment I never want to taste/eat shit

>What is best position for lefty curved dick?

Sitting in the corner crying as she gets fucked by a real man with a non-defective cock

Thats not nice