Get a hey from a qt that I thought I have no chance with

>get a hey from a qt that I thought I have no chance with
>she messaged first
How do I respond? A hey won't bring the conversation anywhere. Her bio is non-existent and her picture is standard selfie too.

Help brehs.

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"Show tits"

it's a spam bot and you should kill yourself

What's the point of bots on tinder anyway?

OP is a loser, guide me instead Veeky Forums

This is the furthest I've gotten so far

they trick sad saps into adding fake kik/snap accounts at which point they're spammed with malware sites

So, you got a date?

Yeah but I'm an autistic fuck so I hardly have a clue how to set these things up. I don't even have a car of my own, I take public transport.

Ugh why are you paying. It doesn't make any difference, they either want you or they don't, paying for their food is just a waste of money.

Take her to a church. She'll voluntarily kneel before you and touch the Body with her wet lips. You need to be a priest though.

It's a bot.
Sorry.

>girl called me "kinda ugly"
>she was not a qt
>was in full bitchmode after i told her idgaf
>best she could come up with was kinda ugly rather than quasimodo-tier
>still talking to other qts and setting up spaghetti dates
>feels bad tho

>spaghetti-dates
Do some pretend to need to leave?

The bot hasn't replied back yet, though. I thought bots reply back after a few seconds?

When did you realize the dates with the hot chicks never happen and that you have to resign to using tinder to fuck fatties?

My social skills are really bad. I use tinder to date fatties to improve then. I started using tinder yesterday, so that's my plan at least.

Should I put my height in tinder bio (6 ft)

This man is right. Ive had tinder chicks buy me dinner lmaooo. Ever since i got fit i have multiple side hoes from friend groups and tinder as a bonus

when u gonna let me clap dem cheeks?

what happened to just fall in love with a nigga with a bus pass
youtu.be/sPV7gHT94mA

can somebody explain what's the point of tinder threads on Veeky Forums?

Board morale feg. Most dudes here are here because they want to smash puss.

>trolling 4/10 girl on tinder
>she says: you don't look good enough to be saying things like that

don't feel bad user, most women use tinder as an ego boost, so the second they stop being praised they turn into bitches, just keep lifting putting yourself out there!

dubs decide

Are you saying you want to be slapped around?

Respond with a picture of a fist

No. Just don't swipe right to any chicks saying they are taller than 6 foot unless you are into that. Don't mention height unless 6'3 or above.

Ill reroll for this

b-back that ass up

Is that all you've got for me you fucking whore?

in the interest of time

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>Most dudes here are here because they want to smash puss.
newfriend spotted

"Robert E. Lee did nothing wrong"

Welp. If she doesnt bolt now, shes yours.

op here i'm 99% sure she's just not gonna reply. its sad that the girls who send one word shit like "hey" are the quickest to ignore you if you dont entertain them

but in hindsight i should have sent the black santa emoji

The dubs have spoken

You're a bit behind:

You aren't op, faglord.

i meant op of the emoji convo. context user

These threads have FUCKING NOTHING to do with fitness.

Take it to .

great job. friday: pizza and beer within walking distance to your place

you know the rest. tinder girls seem to respond to anything expect, "so u wanna fugg now XDD"

you can pay as long as you don't make a big gesture about it. just take the bill and pay it. if she wants to "pay her" half (some girls are into that), she'll let you know

If she responds you can ask her if she's into fisting.

If she doesn't, say "pls respond"