I want to be extremely handsome and jacked

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u need dub, here have mine

take mine digits

That's not how you dubs

this is how you dubs

You don't want to wish on a monkey's paw man.
You'll get handsome and jacked but you'll die of a heart attack in a sauna in two years.

oh ya?

...

Fucking amateurs

Noobs

If dubs you are all liberated.

kek'd

So I die as a legend?

Nice

I just want to meet a cute guy

Please

if dubs nobody ITT will experience gains for the rest of their lives

ill show u cocksuckers REAL digits

Get rekt fag

if dubs everyone will reply and pretend it's a big deal even though we're all just gonna die and nothing matters

The light that burns twice as long, burns half as bright

praise

neat

>calls me noob
>i get doobs

explain

How many wishes would that be? One or two?

If it's just one, surely you could take advantage and just write a large list of things you want then read it verbatim separating each wish with "and".

if dubs all your gains are redistributed to illegal immigrants

I don't wish for strength, I wish for a piece of wood with a nail in it

>444
See ya, Boogie

Rolling and miring

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and and I don't want any zombie turkeys.
I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

Thank you, kind soul.

If dubs you all have to buy squat plugs

if dubs youre all gay

yay?

thas notta d'ab.
...
this is a d'ab.

ur all shit

buddha bro

If dubs, we all make it and beyond.

it's a monkey's paw you shmohawks! ya know, you wish for something, but your words get twisted around and your wish ends up being terrible for you

anyways i wish i could be HUUUUGE. fucking MASSIVE. so YUGE that people stop and stare ;^)