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I want to be extremely handsome and jacked
u need dub, here have mine
take mine digits
That's not how you dubs
this is how you dubs
You don't want to wish on a monkey's paw man.
You'll get handsome and jacked but you'll die of a heart attack in a sauna in two years.
oh ya?
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Fucking amateurs
Noobs
If dubs you are all liberated.
kek'd
So I die as a legend?
Nice
I just want to meet a cute guy
Please
if dubs nobody ITT will experience gains for the rest of their lives
ill show u cocksuckers REAL digits
Get rekt fag
if dubs everyone will reply and pretend it's a big deal even though we're all just gonna die and nothing matters
The light that burns twice as long, burns half as bright
praise
neat
>calls me noob
>i get doobs
explain
How many wishes would that be? One or two?
If it's just one, surely you could take advantage and just write a large list of things you want then read it verbatim separating each wish with "and".
if dubs all your gains are redistributed to illegal immigrants
I don't wish for strength, I wish for a piece of wood with a nail in it
>444
See ya, Boogie
Rolling and miring
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and and I don't want any zombie turkeys.
I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?
Thank you, kind soul.
If dubs you all have to buy squat plugs
if dubs youre all gay
yay?
thas notta d'ab.
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this is a d'ab.
ur all shit
buddha bro
If dubs, we all make it and beyond.
it's a monkey's paw you shmohawks! ya know, you wish for something, but your words get twisted around and your wish ends up being terrible for you
anyways i wish i could be HUUUUGE. fucking MASSIVE. so YUGE that people stop and stare ;^)