That guy at the gym with hard nipples

>That guy at the gym with hard nipples

they're not hard they're just really small so they poke out a bit ok get off my case dude thanks

>that guy who knows other people's max bench
>that guy can rep 2 plates on bench like its nothing but struggles to half squat that
>that guy who is balding and really needs to just shave it
>that girl who wears a baggy shirt and tucks it in only in the back
>that girl who does leg presses on the floor with the smith machine
>that girl who belly dances in the group workout room
>that girl who constantly makes "incidental" eye contact but it too beta to approach me
>that guy who takes forever in between sets while he stars at a scandanavian fur trading forum on his phone

>I drink water between sets and wear basketball shorts every workout

>that guy at the gym that alligns the shadow of his barbell parallel with the floor tiles during a deadlift

Wow thats me

I'll fucking murder you if you ever post this again.

>the guy who sits on the bench press's bench while on his phone for 10 minutes and when asked if he's done says he hasn't started yet

dubs of MURDER

>I wear basketball shorts only to the gym
>I drink water in between sets with creatine mixed in
>I do 5 minutes of cardio before working out
>My deodorant often fails
>i wear my shorts according to the identifying people on fit religiously

m-white or red
t-black or yellow
w-black or green
thru white or pink
f white or orange
sa black or blue
sun white or pink
Feeling fit buddy?
I guess you could say I'm a lucky guy.

DELET

Same

>that guy who brings a bench in between the cables to do not dumbbell flys

That guy that drinks a spinach and kale smoothie 2 hours ago and is now having uncontrollably cramps and diarrea.

>it's me

>That guy who wears shorts but no underwear doing leg raises everywhere

Fuck we're like twins

That was probably me. And I do wear underwear it's just short. B-besides I only did like 3

>that guy showing his girlfriend how to use the free weights

>that guy at the gym who catches you mirin his gyno and stretch marks

KEK'd

I wish I was ashamed of doing this

>that guy that wears saiyan armor compression shirts but is skelly
>that nigger that wears fake yeezys with heavy metal t shirts of bands he's never heard of
>that guy that wears cargo pants and short sleeve plaid shirts but benches 3pl8
>that guy that shadow boxes with the 5 lb dumbbells after every set of db chest flyes
>that pajeet that wears ralph lauren polos, jeans, yellow and purple jordans and only ever does curls

>that guy that shadow boxes with the 5 lb dumbbells
That is some Mexican guy at my gym, he shadow boxes with weights, then drops them on the floor like something out of dbz ,before going rapid fire on the punching bag.

wtf man

same here, 9/10 I see this happens it's a spic in a hoodie

My gym has carpet but if it did have tile I'd certainly do this.

Why cant you assholes wear better deodorant?

Thh thh thanks...yu ..you too

>the faggots who watch each other work out and hog the station you wanna use for 45 fucking minutes

Me and my bro

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>that guy who sweats at the gym
>that guy who breathes between sets

>that guy who lifts weights at the gym