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What to I respond to this
First time trying this line what do


to keep this on topic, how can I build up my calves?

I wish I could get a hot girl to match up with me on tinder..

literally say

give me your number

alright i'm omw i need a number and address. is store brand vaseline okay?

I do uphill treadmill for about 5-10 mins at a moderate pace idk

Genius

>to keep this on topic, how can I build up my calves?

Squat your chubby tinder date

Shouldn't u be on r9k

It sucks. I got more matches having removed all my pictures. I left some meme shit up and got 3 matches. Up from 0

What brand?

When she says brand of what

say of condoms

ask for her number, mongoloid

What do you look like?

Logically the next step would be ask for her Netflix account name and password and enjoy some Netflix.

How can I show off my gains without coming off as a douche? I look Normie good and I don't want to use a super douchey bathroom selfie

if you can't think of what to say in reply to this then how are you going to hold a normal conversation with her in person?

>How can I show off my gains without coming off as a douche?
pretty much impossible
unless you legit have a picture of you and some friends playing beach volleyball taken with a high quality camera at just the right time

just accept the fact that you are a douche

Please post some fucking results

Climb stairs or rock climb

Tinder is fucking exhausting, I literally can't be bothered talking to people on it. Will give training tips for dudes to practice on sloots and hook me up.

Ready and waiting

ok start

show profile and show a time stamp of yourself to prove you're not catfishing pls otherwise go away.

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Just a bunch of random pics like these. Yes I'm talk dark handsome and jacked. It's easy to get matches but I don't have the energy to ever follow through.

>hot girl pops up outta nowhere and literally asks to be fucked
ok, maybe I should try this app

TMNT pic, say something about it. Quote the rat.

You should Google where to get good tacos and tequila. Better yet, give me your number and I'll set something up for us

you look damn good m8 no homo.

This is a gay picture.

>how can I build up my calves?
I learned something from a pushup competition I took part in: doing anything for 5 minutes straight will work the fuck out of a muscle. I do 5 minutes of calves everyday. Has helped tremendously.

Show what Bri sent you

>It's easy to get matches but I don't have the energy to ever follow through.
hmmm
have you considered trying the benis?

Ask her to be your goofy gf

Thanks, funny evertime I post on fit I'm told I look like shit, (and people wonder why nobody sticks around here)so that's new. Cheers.

Nah meeting bri for coffee, she's a doctor, someone worth talking to, haha.

this is your job dude, I don't have the energy.

Jesus, user, you're perfect.

C-Chad sama.

Listen, I'm not gay but I'd totally suck your dick

you dont look like him therefore this wont happen to you, dont delude yourself

Dam bruh, what do you do for delts?
I would eat easy cheese off your traps.
No homo.

How many years have you been lifting?

box dips and OHP, benching is for cucks.

5-6 years now. 100% natty, lost 65kg.

Jesus man, legit super happy for you.
We're all gonna make it.

Wait what? Was that you? Holy shit, did you document your progress?

Fucking amazing, I'm a hungry skeleton but your progress motivates me. How many times have you been going? Any tips?

I mocked the overused "holding a fish he caught" picture by crudely putting an emoji fish into my hands on a shirtless picture where I looked good
A couple of whores thought it was funny
Too many people can't steal this though, or it will lose the novelty

conor murphy gets hated on fit, a cheap version gets nut hugged

wtf fit

How old are you? Any beginner routine that you followed?

City? How long have you used tinder? Are you just swiping for ego purposes? What's your story?

This was a my first day of using it in seattle and i agree with you, the game gets fucking boring. Nearly got herpes a few weeks ago and I've fucking deleted the app since then. It was a wake up call to stop fucking around, literally.

I don't need tips just curious because you're getting a helluva lotta matches but it's not like you need anything more than 50 let's be honest.

Honeslty I just want to hug you and not let go.

Conor Murphy gets hated on for making autistic videos and acting like a douche.
This fella right here lost a shitton of weight and stays humble.
Capisce?

Routine, brother?

just crazy enough to work

fucking impressive.
I give you the right to be as big of a cocky jerk as you want.
You earned that shit.

If everything you've posted is actually real, please create a trip for yourself. You are one of the very few people who would improve Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums by being a regular recognizable.

seconding the beach photo idea, or just make sure it's a photo of you that also showcases some "innocence", like being playful or wearing something cute like

Cheers.

yep, sure was, 16 hours of WoW a day, sore feet after 10 minutes of walking, started benching the bar.

I have a shitload of progress pics, this isn't even the highest, don't have any at 160KG, nobody ever took a photo of me because I never socialised.

Only vaguely know of that guy, I literally keep to myself most of the time, I kind of have to in a way because I'm in post-grad studies in psychology. This is one of the rare times that I am out and about, fit lets me do that (when I'm not being trolled).

started 23-24, now 29. Doing starting strength, keep to OHP twice a week though. I essentially haven't left SS in a way as I've just upped the frequency, the volume, and added extra compounds as an accessory. Isolation are for cucks most of the time, getting big (especially whilst having a life) is about economics.I have a bachelor in sport science with a 6.9/7 GPA.

about 20 from the city, I have used it for maybe 4 months now. Likely the ego purposes but I'm always on the lookout for a girl. There are literally zero that are engaging intellectually though so nothing ever happens. I'll likely be alone forever as I don't socialise, ever... I don't chase or stick around to play games or pander. I'm waiting for the one to come to me. Not gonna happen though, I know it.

Yep gotta be careful of them sluts, I've have a lot of close calls. It's fucking insane how easily a girl will let you fuck her without a condom. "this never happens." "I never just invite boys back here." Yeah, don't belieb it!

Cheers!

See above. Compounds. I do a push/pull/hip every day pretty much. Chins and dips will save your life.

Thanks and yes I am, I come here every now and then but I just get trolled a lot. I do try to contribute every now and then but I am working towards public health policy and exercise psychology so it takes up most of my time.

Height? And weight now?

please write out your current routiune.
What are your lifts?

Seriously motivating

current weight is about 98. 6'1".

my routine is how I feel on a given day. It will be a high intensity push/pull/hip, then maybe some accessories. Like I'm about to hit the gym and do Kettlebell deficit handstand push ups, front levers, curls and shrugs. Then squats.

Just focus on a high intensity push/pull hip every session. That's all. Something you can do consistently and that works for you. I rarely bench because I have a lot of criticism about it but something like OHP is dynamite because you can probably do it every day to some degree.

I have a gf but still going to steal this.

Good shit man. You should try going strictly raw vegan for a month. Document your performance gains.

Body weight exercises and cardio are where it is at. I envy you because I broke my collar bone and haven't been able to workout pain free for a few years now. I am healthy as fuck but depressed from lack of exercise.

Have fun man.

Bit gay.

I'm a skinnyfag that is too afraid to go to the gym. We have one bench at our gym. Were you insecure at first too? Any tips in that regard?

Do you dislike sluts because they mocked you in the past? Are sluts coming up to you wanting to fuck you and you just tell them no? Why do you have close calls when you don't socialize? Are you socially retarded or do you have an outgoing personality? Many guy friends?

you do that 5x a week?
AAAAAxx
A=fullbody

What's your diet like now? Are you pretty neurotic about food and calories since you were a former fatty?

ask for number, when you got it, make a joke about not having a netflix and sayin that this is your way of stealing movies

>getting big (especially whilst having a life) is about economics.
pls elaborate on that brah

Senpai has left us.

See you in three days.

H-help

Just write the line you fucking retard

>tfw 5'8
>not possible to fix this in my lifetime
Life is pain

he looks worse than a meme

>Janja
What kind of shitty name is that?

>tfw ywn be a chad

>I-I h-have a very large anime collection that needs to be examined
fuck

>janja

this is the proof for aspergers that think they need to have the most perfectest routine in every detail to make it
you can literally do whatever and look amazing if you have the genetics for it and work consistently hard and keep at it
good work m8

Oh boy I sure love some good Janja

I live in buttfuck nowhere that only get alive during summer when tourists come. So I am preying on them on tinder. She is probably Slovenian or German

Because i have a bone to pick with you

Brilliant

Min neger

>Are you an archaeologist
>No haha why
>"oh ok nevermind"

According to the profile, this hambeast is a manager at McDonald's. What say next? I don't think she's interested and is just on Tinder for "banter".

Whats wrong with women?

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If you cant show off your gains in a t shirt youre dyel as fuck. Fucking lol.

fuck yes, I didn't step foot in the gym til I lost about 20kg. Even then I'd go early in the morning with all the old people. I'd walk by the gym and just be way too scared. I used to just go for walks late at night because I didn't want anyone to notice I was losing weight.

Tips, exposure therapy, just jump in. Realise that nobody gives a shit and once you're habituated, you'll not notice it. It's not even something you get used to, you will just simply habituate and not notice it. If you are really too anxious just take tiny tiny steps, gradual desensitization therapy. Just remember, nobody gives a shit. This is sad but true in some cases.

I tried vegetarian, not much change. I think I gained a little because it was harder to get pure protein sources without a buncha carbs. Vegan would be harder probably. I doubt there'd be much difference though.

Hope the shoulder comes good bro. What lifts cause the pain?

I dislike most girls in general and don't approach because my whole life I was treated like shit and a creep. people don't realise how worthless fat white guys with no social value or occupation are treated, that's why suicide rates are so fucking high, I dealt with extreme depression all my life.

Close calls? When your dick drives you, you don't realise til it's too late. I have a very well developed extroverted personality but I am practically a recluse. Always have been but nobody would ever pick it. I don't have many friends in general, lots of "friends" who just want to fuck me, including gay dudes. I love places like fit because I'm me, no filter, no agenda, I added a few people from Veeky Forums on here but nothing came of it.

7 days a week. DUP style though. So some of those days are pretty lax. I'm also careful with certain exercises which is why i don't deadlift or bench much. If you did that 7 days a week you'd be toast (and people do, and people get injured).

>I get a decent amount of matches while being selective, but my autism stops me from actually meeting up and fucking them
h-help

lmao did you just try to TM a tinder pose

>oh shit this pose is literally too good, i better add a qualifier to prevent everyone dropping what they're doing and taking the same pic

you already fucked up with the asking what she wants, men tell, women dont want to lead cuckboy

Im living in Germany ABS Never heard the name Janja. Anja, Jana, Janina is a thing here but Janja?

going to the gym is not scary, you guys realise no one gives a fuck about you except you, you're not being judged, people are self absorbed

You'd get jacked if you had 5 hours a day to workout and didn't get bored of it either, but realistic you have an hour and a half in you tops, so you make the most of it buy making every rep produce the most power output. It's all about Isaac newton. You want your workouts to have the most amount of volume and you want to do exercises that focus on a high ROM. No point in doing calf raises because you move the weight 2 inches. Squats, OHP, chin ups. Maximise recruitment over the most distance. Forget all the tedious stuff. It's a lot easier to manage too when you're only concerned with a dozen or so primary movements.

cheers. As long as you focus on intensity and volume and mostly focus on compounds or at least apply an equal amount of stress with isolation among other stuff, you'll get there. Consistency is key.

Why do fat people mostly have extroverted personalities? It will forever remain as mystery to me.

It's probably slavic. But I would not be surprised if people are stupid enough to name their kid like that without being slavic.
It's like all the anglo names, names that end on a -y, jewish names, ...

Nomen est omen.

I was there once. Well, several times actually.
I wasted 3 months on machines because I was too scared of the free weights are. I then asked my trainer for a new routine with mostly free weights and I got weird stares back then. Ever since I stopped going.

What do you think about this routine?

>install tinder a few weeks after my breakup
>set up a date with a cute tall german tourist girl
>I am panicking because I dont know if I can do this so soon after the breakup