Dubs Decides

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I want to lick your cunt

Fuck you nigger

I'm a Trump supporter

Get punched in the dick

i have low testosterone

"I am a whigger who thinks akkin like dis gits gurls, 'yam sayin"

I just wanted to say you're a very pretty girl :)

I'll eat your ass like cookie dough

I think youre gorgeous, and im really hoping you also have a dick

My wive's boyfriend just died and she left me for his son so I'm a little emotional right now.

I'll cut your feet off you disgusting fuckpig

Im autistic and need the help of my autistic friends from my mongolian milk fermenting forum to keep a conversation going with a female because I'm a boring individual

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. My pronouns are AH-64 or Apache.

if you let me slap your tits up I'll let you cunt my dick off

reroll for this

Your mom is hot.

niggerfaggot

I want to breastfeed from you big mommy

I'm actually skeletor and I'm homosexual

I have autism

cut my dick off salami slices please

>got matched with a girl
>BRAP posted
>actually got a response

but wait there's more!

Limp Bizkit is my favorite band.

reroll for this

based brap posterr

I literally want you to piss on my dick

questions?

i want to headbutt your asscrack

I named my penis after you.

I'm gonna clean up your boyfriends creampies

>she unmatched me
>find her again
>swipe right
>responds again

okay so now what do I say?

Will you be my snugglebunny?

My dicks only 2 inches large...
That okay???

dubs for: I'm a level 20 cuck

winrar

Winner!

my sister happens to be my baby mama

Winrar

Ayy bb u want sum fuk

fuck forgot pic

kek

Again. Do brap again.

You are beautiful the way you are. Don't ever change for me or for anyone. BRRRAAAP

done

I am a level 20 Cuck Lord trying to cast my endgame spell

It means I want to lick your anus

*sniffs*

This is a good start

lmao

fuck she's onto me..

fucking /k/ posters

Ask her what her favourite S I P is

WHERE THE FUCK IS OP

more like a bumshot

tell her

> "nah. its that fat ass of yours breathing."

trips!

"get the fuck away from me you fucking white nigger"

close

BASED user
Giving me a sensible chuckle

>Let's play a game, I'll be Jared Fogle's footlong sandwich and you be an 8 year old boy

Uranus, like asshole

She unmatched lol
Here's another one ya cunts
Again, dubs decides

I want supermang to come back

I would like to Miri-ram you if you know what I mean

quite pungent my dear

>You and me are a lot a like, I mean I'm basically a white nigger

My slogan was: "if its not white, shoot on sight"

Winrar

I used to teach african refugees how to program javascript

What do I say to this ?

>How about you and me huff some propane accessories

I followed BRAAAAP with a question mark, can you please cut my balls off?

>a girl saying hey twice

How many tons does she weight?

How about you fuck miyah?

"Periods shits, sucks for us girls amirite"

What's ancient, untouched, and ready to throw itself away? My virginity, bitch.

Gib me the milk momma

Right now I'm mentoring a bunch of autistic kids. Well actually they mentor me, mostly about weightlifting and talking to girls, even though they don't lift and are homosexual virgins. We share anime pictures on the white supremacist website Veeky Forums.org

take off that crappy cap and put my dik instead

I'll pound your pussy so hard you won't be shitting straight for days.

>six months into lifting
>actually got a tinder date
>literally never been on a date in my life

please help Veeky Forums
whatever advice you can throw at me

I'd smoke your crack harder than Rob Ford bbgirl

You'll make a fine braphog

Why call my dick a minotaur, 'cause my shit would get lost in those rolls.

Can I use you as a titcow for gainz?

Did you just fart

Buying gf 10k

>whatever advice you can throw at me
is that her?

Are you a braphog?

Check these Dubs

Braphog is pathetic

>is that her?
If I could pull girls like Anri Okita, I wouldn't be asking Veeky Forums for advice

shes a QT

>that worked

She clearly wants the dick

user I hope you are of the mindset to strike while the iron is hot

Go get'em killer

This fatty wants a good dicking user

That whale is begging to get harpooned

GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK GUNNERTEK

>fat chick being thirsty for cock
im shocked

"Are you japanese? Because i like anime too :)"

It's also the best one you ever will get considering that you're on track to eating yourself into an early grave you whale.

with 3 twigs and a banana