So how do I turn women on before I kiss them?

so how do I turn women on before I kiss them?
How do I use my muscles?

Presumably they aren't kissing you in the first place unless they're already turned on by you.

but how?

Cuckold fetishests spend way too much time writing their erotica and pretending it isnt

The fuck do you mean?

Is the woman sexually attracted to you? Yes? Kiss her.

Too many actual cucks in general. Porn is to blame. The good news is you have the opportunity to be the bull.

read nibba, I said turn them on before!

how do I use mt muscles to my advantage too?

Nah this cuck shit is written by weirdo fetishiests that have never touched a woman irl

Only flex if you can be super nonchalant about it. Otherwise it's a passive not active attractor. If you have a handsome face you don't make funny faces, you just go about your business.

Otherwise same as usual. Be confident. Use a lot of push pull. Stimulate her emotions, good and bad. Ramp up the touching until you're touching her lips with your tongue.

I disagree. The fact I managed to fuck a girl on her boyfriend's bed, them still being together, and me not getting my lights punched out means she's got CIA tier information security, or... he's resigned himself to his fate.

so basically lifting for women was a meme

Hay guyz can anyone tell me the cheat code to unlock sex with girls pls?

God what a bitch... he's already pissed at her for some reason, so she does that as a "joke" and gets mad that he left.

Yes and no. The old saying that behind every set of huge pecs lies a broken heart is more true than you'd think. But 2 caveats:

1. A nice body will make you more attractive and at worst you'll be a butterface but that'll only get your foot in the door. Still gotta be social and fun and charismatic.

2. If you're this far you should be lifting for yourself. Looking good in the mirror, mental fortitude, health and catharsis. Mires from girls, friends, strangers are icing on the cake. They are not the cake itself.

Kill yourself and reroll until you realize there isn't

Coed combat sports. Trust me on this.

Being a skinny hunched-over faggot is definitely going to be a turnoff. Same with being a fatfuck.

If you're pretty jacked and wearing something decent to show it it'll make you look way better.

He did the only right thing any man with a shred of self respect would do in that situation.

I agree, cucking that pasty numale autist was the right call.

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Yet somehow I do worse with women after I started lifting

wtf is going on, how tf am I supposed to turn on women? I have confidence and I enjoy taking to people. The only bad thing I guess is im really goofy...

>the chick lmaoing in the row in front
>the look on the black guys face at the end
>the amount of done with your shit on the cucked guys face

Damn I'm laffin

Lmao, in what world would this be okay?
Guy held himself together fairly well actually considering.
Ideally a girl should know that that shit will never fly before dating but who knows the backstory here.

Also lifting for women has always been a meme, it helps but you won't get women by solely being strong. If you're conventionally attractive, fit, and can hold a conversation for more than 5 seconds you're fine but lifting won't help you if you can't do the other two.
Not being a salty supreme gentleman is helpful too.

bring this bullshit to /r9k/ please

it's not fitness related at all, even though you mention muscles to save your post.

He looks so....broken and hopeless
fucking hell m8

Maybe. Are you the kind of guy that girls want to make them laugh, or are you the kind of guy that they want to fuck?

Being your old self in mind but your new self in body is a very dissonant experience potentially

There is a difference between someone women want to fuck and someone women want to be friends with.
Have a sense of humor and making them laugh is different than being goofy, think laughing with you not at you.
My impression of you so far is that you're just vastly overthinking it a lot. You're getting caught up in your own self-fulfilling prophecy. You think you'll fail, so you will.
Sort yourself out user, deleting your vast folder of these sad beta male webms is a start.

>girls want to make them laugh,
this somewhat, Im not even that funny, just friendly.

To keep this as general as possible so anybody can join in the thread, what are some tips to get girls the girls sexually going??

Depends what they're into user.
I've had girls who liked to be dominated and slapped around and ones who want a romantic dinner and a lot of foreplay.

Let's start simple. On a 1st/2nd/nth date, how much do you normally touch a girl?

As soon as the pills kick in

>grabbing someone while they're lifting

I understand that, and as someone who is attractive I would like to understand what the difference is.

goofy was an overstatement, its not laughing at me as I know the difference, but im too friendly and overall I fuck up when a girl is sexually attracted to me and I lose it by just being myself.

Therefore I would like to know what to do when talking to them
that part is the instinctual part, I mean the part before that
on a date? not much, I just touch them on the arm and sit close to them so that our legs touch

but touching i less of an issue, I mean the other stuff

Don't act like a friend would act and you'll be fine. If you act like a friend, then expect to get friendzoned.

What seems to work best for me personally is to keep contact at a minimum with them, that is, when we're not hanging out then I don't text her and only use texting to set up our next hangout. You'll notice that it's usually the women that want your attention so she will be blowing up your phone if you use the phone for logistics only.

>what are some tips to get girls the girls sexually going??

Escalate. Escalate. Escalate.

Seriously, first time you hang out you should at least try to kiss. If she rejects your kiss then you should cut the hangout short and delete her number.

Curious, post a face pic

And that's it w.r.t. touch? Hug them at the beginning, grab their hand when you're crossing the street, take charge bro. You're the boss. If you don't (act like you) know what you're doing, she won't know what to do either.

she obviously wants him to do super weird shit
and he's willing to do it because he's a 0/10 and she's 5x out of his league

>posting a face pic on Veeky Forums
no ty, Im described as Cute/Handsome attractive @20 years old if it matters

user I have that part down, I mean the vibes I give off are just too friendly and I would like to know what alphas do that give off the "I bet you want to fuck me vibe"
>Don't act like a friend would act and you'll be fine. If you act like a friend, then expect to get friendzoned.
user what are the things guys do to give off less friendly vibes?

also girls get assmad if you ignore them or never hit them up


I'm not asking for the simple advice im asking for the "eye of the tiger" advice

I think you're full of shit. If you're physically leading them and making them smile, you either have a steve buscemi face or you're making things up on the internet to feed your ego

Girls don't get assmad, they get anxious. Let them imagine what you're busy doing, who the fuck do you care? You're busy living life. Even if you're busy posting on Veeky Forums, let her think you're surfing with millionaires or something, girls have great imaginations

you cannot claim there's not a difference between a girl "likes" and a girl wants to fuck. i.e. a guy a girl wants to make wait and a guy a girl wants to fuck ASAP

I can take girls on dates and get a gf but it just doesn't get them "hot" really and im wondering if you guys have any tips? I thought getting Veeky Forums would help but it hasn't.

Also I talk to girls outside of dates so I cant use my date tactics as my entire game

in my experience blowing off a good looking female results in them playing games back at me

this is the shit i want to solve, alphas don't have to jump through the hoops I do.

p.s. I literally never hit girls up except if I want to hang out and its normally a week apart from when I meet or last time I ask to hang

What are you expecting to get out of them? Are they letting you fuck them in the ass? Be specific about your needs

You can't force attraction. It takes a very special kind of guy to make a woman start dripping saliva out her mouth, and it scales from there.

>user what are the things guys do to give off less friendly vibes?
Don't do things a friend would.

Don't go shopping with her.
Don't help her with shit unless it benefits you or she does something in return.
Don't text her constantly like a friend or beta orbiter would.
Don't talk about feelings.
Don't talk about relationships.

Yes they do, they just don't give a shit. Partially because jumping through hoops is fun if you're an acrobat, and partially because they got 20 more girls lined up if it doesn't work out.

>tfw Im getting advice of stuff I already knew

maybe I literally need to just fuck many women until I acquire the "eye of the tiger"
nothing, thats the thing I am expecting nothing. However I am 20 and I watch women rack up huge partner counts and im wondering how these guys act to just get them going for a fuckbuddy thing or a ONS

your problem is you're 20

at 20 all a girl needs to do is spread her legs and she's got a dick ready to go

you're not gonna hit your peak levels of attractiveness for another 10 years or so

thats a meme, many dudes are slaying at 20

and im not going to wait, therefore I would like some tips on what alphas do to get a girl going in conversation or even before conversation (across the room you see eachother)

>nothing, thats the thing I am expecting nothing. However I am 20 and I watch women rack up huge partner counts and im wondering how these guys act to just get them going for a fuckbuddy thing or a ONS

I'd argue that as long as you aren't beta as fuck or autistic, it shouldn't be hard to get a ONS. At least that's my experience. Either that or I'm "attractive as fuck", which I doubt.

Last girl I fucked wanted to fuck me on the first day we met, but couldn't due to logistics so we fucked on the second day. I fucked up and gave her a "boyfriend vibe" so she wanted a relationship so fuckbuddy / FWB was no longer on the table.

many = very low percentage. the rest are fapping to anime or "going steady" with one girl. also because the 20 year olds are banging the 30 year old men of today

are you asking for tips to seduce a specific girl?
or do you just want tips to bang Any girl?
because the second is way easier than the first
all you gotta do is go to the bar or club and chat with a girl for a couple of minutes, see if they want to fuck, and if no move on
if you catch a girl looking at you before you pick one yourself, talk to that girl instead
you should have one on the hook in under an hour doing that

user I go to college and have chaddish friends, I refuse to believe I can't acquire the eye at 20 when I see and hear whats going on
>Last girl I fucked wanted to fuck me on the first day we met
this is what I want to understand user
anon I don't need advice on getting laid, I need advice on the alpha mindset

then why don't you ask your chaddish friends instead of fucking Veeky Forums?

because get trash advice and it's embarrassing

Aren't those kiss cam 'funny things' staged 99% of the time?

Common denominator seems to be you buddy

Cep

>tfw been the bull
I have never felt more alpha in my entire life than when she said "I love you" to him just before I pounded her and busted deep inside.

I understand that user, I do get hookups (rarely) and I do get women (I luck out in relationships desu)

however Its an endeavor that takes more "work" than necessary" and all my guy friends just say "make a move" her which is quite frankly not helpful as that part is obvious

give me your source please

all the ones I've seen look completely real
I mean just look at these people
you couldn't get actors to act those parts so convincingly

>Not available in the Beta Version...

>this is what I want to understand user
>my guy friends just say "make a move" her which is quite frankly not helpful as that part is obvious

There isn't really much more to it than this. Making a move and constantly escalating is all it takes.

A girl is either attracted to you or not. She'll give you the signals and you'll lead her where you want the interaction to move.

If at any part of your escalation she "resists" to go further up the ladder, then cut your losses and move on. It's pointless to continue trying to escalate if you, for example, can't even get her to kiss you. Do you think she'll fuck you if she doesn't even want to kiss you?

It's all about escalation windows and moving fast, i.e striking the iron while it's hot. Maybe you are missing these vital escalation windows. Some women literally go from 100 to 0 if you miss a single escalation window, been there, done that.

>2017
>not flexing a 'cep every time you're in the presence of a woman
Wtf is wrong with you

fuck by 2nd date or i'm out

thanks user, any tips on how to carry myself?

>escalation windows
>tfw you realize there is an entire vocabulary and art to getting laid
I'll never lose my v card

>If at any part of your escalation she "resists" to go further up the ladder, then cut your losses and move on.
You must have given up on so many chick that were literally 10 min away from kissing and 15 away from fucking you....
My heart throbs at the wasted opportunity.

My best advice is to have fun and not be dependent on the outcome but still be escalating and leading the interaction in the direction that you want.

I do that and I lead it in a non-sexual manner

I guess its time for nofap

With "resists" I mean where it's obvious it isn't happening.

So for example, you tried multiple times on a first hangout to kiss her but she rejected you every time and by the end of the hangout you couldn't even kiss her, then it's time to cut your losses.

Or if you are at her place and escalating while watching a movie but she resists way too much then cut your losses and leave.

A girl that wants to fuck you will make it easy for you to fuck her, or she'll put up "fake" resistance which is easy to bypass. But if you're facing way too much resistance then just get up and leave.

>put up "fake" resistance

How can you tell if it's "fake"?

...

>we only just got to know each other, user.
>this is going way too fast.
>we can't do this.
>what are we doing?
>I don't have sex on the first date.

If you're kissing her and touching her in her bed and she gives you some bullshit like above, then you know she's thinking about the D.

back straight, good posture, chest looks better, shoulders back, traps look better. at least i think, i could just look like i have needs

>Just rape her bro she might like it

There was a webm of them on /gif/ where he also eats her out or something similar so ???

>the side of the screen that the coalburner is on says "I'm with Beast"

oh i am laffin

Congrats! You two have proven that your ability to use logic and reason when viewing social situations is capable of rationalizing them accurately! Way to go!

You have passed the final test and are free to move onto normal society. Please leave this place and never look back. The rest of the autistic children will continue to play here and hopefully, one day, be able to think and use simple observation ttechniques like you. Until then, they will continue to draw false conclusions and feel undo frustrations they could easily avoid.

tbph if that just came out of her pussy, i'd suck it

Top fucking kek

2 questions:

a.) why are you asking for romantic and sex advice on an anonymous hispanic rice cooking forum?

b.) why can't you just go back to plebbit and stay there?

What was it?

i honestly cannot believe that women (if you can call that creature that) have become so disgusting... i actually would welcome sharia law at this point, western society is fucked. Tinder has done more to destroy the future than anything else.


you guys taking part in this masquerade of civilization will reap what you sow. you may laugh and make fun of me right now but your empty vapidness is going to catch up to you, quick. goodbye.

>that picwtf I like men now

Isn't that sexual assult? Grab them by the pussy?

>tfw 30 year old kv
>no social skills and no friends
where do i meet girls? what do i talk about for them to be interested, and how do i make them laugh?

please respond

plz respond

>might
she'll love it and you know this

this is the most euphoric thing ever composed

Don't worry these are autistics

kek, this is funny. It's even funnier that people in this thread thinks that it's real and not staged like every other viral kiss cam