U MIRIN?

>check catalog
>no mirin' thread
Post 'em.

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>swedish woman mires an arab

Thats zyzz you newfag

Mom-height mire
>user it looks like you have grown bigger and longer

...

Exactly, that's why he said "arab". Just top fucking kek if you classify him as a white user.

>walking to six sigma class today
>campus tours going on
>be next to group of all girls
>"we also have D1 sports teams and a large gym which is free for all students"
>girls look over at me and start to giggle

>

>Go to 99 cent store on a monday at 9PM to buy some cough syrup for robo tripping
>Walking in and tall blonde bitch who is kinda cute is in there
>Checking to make sure I get the right shit which takes me like 20 minutes and this bitch keeps walking past me and looking at me from across the store
>Go to pick up some candy across the store for my sister after getting my cough syrup
>She fucking follows me after locking eyes with me from across an aisle as I'm walking
>I'm looking for skittles and she walks in front of me and pulls he yoga pants up her ass
>Grab skittles and run to the register and run to my car
>Can see her leaving the store behind me

lmfao why did u run

What do you mean?

>bigger and longer
wew

Wow! Who?

>when some kid in the supermarket exclaims to their mom that they just saw superman

I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT
anxiety is a bitch

>walking to store
>2 black kids walking behind me
>look at dat niggas calves

When woman get rapey

Zyzz was always a lebbo.
Only lebbo I wouldn't glass.

Damn that one must have felt real good famalam

>Post 4th of July pic on facebook in an American flag tank top
>More likes on it than anything I usually post
>A good chunk of them are people I haven't talked to in years
>Get like three messages from girls who wouldn't tell me the time of day in high school asking me what I've been up to

I got one of their numbers a week and a half ago and told her we'd hang out when I go back from vacation, but I haven't text her since I got it. Hopefully she misconstrues it as alpha, I've just been busy working and going to the gym.

>send mass snapchat pic of me flexing in a mirror to all the girls on there
>3/4ths of them reply back saying I look great, some ever throw in the heart eyes emoji

I'm not even that big desu, I don't deserve these mires.

>some kid trick or treating says i look like the rock

Somehow getting acknowledged by a black kid always feels like the highest form of praise.

t. frothing racist

Just give them the dick.

What's a lebbo?

>aziz
>not arab

>go to beach with crew
>two of their gfs comment on my calves
>another comments on my traps and arms
>wow user, how are you single~
>my bros looking at me after those comments

I want to die everyday.

Filthy, dumb, Arab scum.

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shawarma

>t. frothing racist

I probably would if I didn't live with my parents at the moment. Just got a good job a few months ago and saving money, so I'm trying to save up and get my own place. But it's been a pretty big hindrance on my sex life.

Also I'm an autist and don't know how to talk to girls that well anyway.

>play D1 baseball at a small college
>helping out at an overnight baseball camp on campus
>go to the gym after the day ends with my boys also working there
> leave walk back to the dorm im staying in
>see girl clearly mirin
>smile say hi
>shes at the tennis camp also on campus
>Talk to her for a little and invite her to hang out in my dorm
>smash city she gropes my muscles the whole time
>pray shes 18
>pray she doesnt say anything
>call my gf tell her i miss her

do it at their place bro, just say you got a weird housemate or some shit idgaf

such is life. Lifting is easier than suicide

>Last semester in anthropology class
>sit on table alone, everybody feels intimidated
>have long beard, did a cut and look like ripped hipster homeless guy
>pass time for class to start by reading books
>to concentrated on book to notice, hot chick in class sat next to me
>can't grab my attention, so slide me a paper with her number
>tells me to give her a call
Next day
>another girl does the same thing before class
>tells me that girls a slut, fucks a bunch of guys
>"then maybe I will keep her number"
Ended up banging both of them, since anthropology teacher had to explain to me why woman act like that in an anthropological sense.

>"I've got a weird housemate, can we go back to your place?"
>Alright sure. What's your housemate like?
>"Well she's a real bitch to be honest."
>"Oh, it's a girl? Have you guys ever... you know..."
>Well, I have been inside her before. Only once though."

No but really that's probably a good idea. But a lot of these girls also live with their parents too, since this isn't exactly the kind of town anyone wants to stay in for forever.

>be me in unit gym locker room
>walking around with my towel
>old fuck prof walking to the showers sees me and then turns around and looks at me again
>take off towel and go to showers and only me and some obese fuck there
>old fuck prof walks into showers again and this time catch him looking at my dick and doing a double take as he is walking away
>old fuck does the same fucking double take after showering for a minute

Literally Herbert the Pervert. I'm fucking pissed off. God I hate gays, they are so disgusting.

>recovering skelly
>start lifting and get abs pretty quickly
>all my friends' gfs take notice when we go to some water park
>friends are average to dyel
>tfw only look better by comparison

I don't deserve even a second of these mires. I'm pretty dyel and the abs are the only thing distracting from it. Felt good, though.

>god I hate gays
You mean you hate perverted old men treating you the way they treat women, except less vocal because you could deck them

From a while back
>Halloween a couple years ago
>about year two of lifting serious
>ottermode faggot on my way to athletic mode
>roommates hatch plan for me to dress as a slutty school girl to match my gf who has same costume
>gf breaks up with me couple weeks later but decide I'll still do it alone
>get pretty drunk to deal with autism and embarrassment of cross dressing
>chick I was crushing on comes into bathroom while I'm changing and says she wants to watch
>starts rubbing my basically non existent abs and feeling my arms
>"user pretty sure you look better in that crop top and short skirt than I would"
>head out to bars meet up with some other dudes
>one other guy actually had same idea but got a pink wig and out balloons in his shirt to make it ironic
>chicks asking for pictures all night, probably got 4 free drinks and a pitcher bought for me from dudes and girls avin a giggle
>other school girl guy starts throwing up in the bathroom so I hold his wig hair back while he blows
>got bored so I told security some random dressed up as a girl is throwing up in the bathroom
>he laughs and thanks me, throws the guy out and gives me a beer saying my costume was great
>go to house party, ended up taking a broom for some reason, people start assuming I'm hermione
>girl dressed as Harry Potter pushes me against a wall and kisses me
>lose my friends and decide I want to go home and smoke weed so I walk back alone
>at a stoplight, pack of chimps across the street all shush each other and point at me while whistling
>as I pass them they all yell "oh shit das a dude" etc
I've gotten a lot bigger since then and feel like it'd be even more hilarious to do it now
Only regret is not smashing the first girl and forgetting to have someone take pictures of my costume

>at a stoplight, pack of chimps across the street all shush each other and point at me while whistling
>as I pass them they all yell "oh shit das a dude" etc

my fucking sides

>God I hate gays
we don't discriminate here on Veeky Forums

you have the right attitude to be critical of yourself but you should never forget the power of being "the best male of all males available" in a group.

Even if you identify as dyel you can still be the most handsome dyel of a group and can rightly earn every pussy nearby

>harry kissing hermione

I'm glad you didn't bang that degenerate whore.

Look good standing up

>be me 2 days ago
>decide to go swimming at quarry
>get high beforehand
>we have to pump up raft
>i take my shirt off cause its hot and start pumping up raft
>weed makes me fatigue quite a bit less and i am able to pump it up fast
>after a while im done and have a pump
>notice people are around me looking at me
>sunlight highlights cuts i dont have
>girls walk by smiling at me
>tfw don't know if they were actually smiling at me or if it was me just high

>oh shit das a dude

Holy shit my sides are gone

t. gary johnson

there's only one way to deal with them user.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that's me

Only get mired one time per day.
Still cant act on it because shit tier self esteem + paranoia.
Im thinking of abandonning everything and go THICC mode.

user I hate to break it to you but that's not a mire.

>tfw firmly in jaded outcast, with my toes dipping into hardcore.
Maximum comfy.

This scenario always makes me so uncomfortable. I can't stand being mired by someone else's SO.

It bothers me less when it's an older woman and the husband obviously doesnt give a shit since they've been married for 20-30 years, but when it's one of my buds getting heart wrenched it just kills me inside.

I respect that

I think it's okay to get mired by a bros SO as long as you don't act on it. If it gets to the point where they're actively miring you ("oh user you're so buff", rubbing on you, talking to you more away from her bf) as opposed to passive mires, you should tell your bro. But most girls can love their SO and still mire someone's physique.

post pic of bod.

Two incidents yesterday

>walking through store
>pass 20yo cutie
>She does a 180* double-take

5mins later
>Milf walks by
>"My, you're a big one, aren't you ;^)"

a-am I making it lads

No one ever posts their own bodies.

post bod and ill tell you if you're making it.

If this is real at least tell me you smashed one of, if not both of them. How do you miss two perfect opportunities thrown in your lap like that?

Who is she

pic is me

Your body looks pretty good, that said...

tfw I look vastly better yet get no mires, this is what happens when I never leave my house.

As for who she is, not sure, just save her pics and pst them on a fit girls thread (or start your own) then ask who she is, someone will know.

He was saying he got a rock you fucking autist

Your body is definitely above average but Jesus Christ dude, do yourself a favor and shave your head or get another headcut ASAP. You look like a fucking school shooter.

I'm sorry user I saved that picture as b8, I'm not the guy you were talking to.

I apologize for swindling you. If it makes you feel better, I look much better than that and I also get no mires because I only go to work and the gym. Then again 80% of the women in my town are black and the rest who aren't look like trailer trash.

His body is okay at best.

Girls cant stop mirin my ass, ive caught many recently, i think i fucked up Veeky Forums, my ass looks like a girl ass

you better believe I powerwalked away quick as I could my dude

6'4", pls no bully

hello fellow dxm explorer

which plateau is your fav?

>okay at best
Average is skinnyfat or worse. Any muscle definition puts you above average.

Connor Murphys camera guy

miran

Good point. I dunno just something about his physique gives me the creeps.

Dammit man. You could've gotten some milf action and you wasted it. I believed in you...
Also you look pretty decent, maybe work on delts/traps/forearms more. Also you've got a bit of chub so work on that as well. But overall not bad compared to how normal people look.

Does anyone have the rare pepe where his arms are crossed and he has a stain on his sweat pants around his dick??

>implying anyone can tell you lift with your shirt on

Look good though. Definitely get a haircut asap though.

Thanks my dudes
I've been lifting inconsistently due to depression/school/etc
Finally have my life together and going 6x/week for 2 months now, hoping to GET BIG COMEON

Fix your hair man.
Use some gel to clear your forehead of overhanging hair, very standard haircut that looks better than what you have now

you're a pedo I hope she rats you out and you get tossed out of school and thrown in jail.

>tfw don't know if they were actually smiling at me or if it was me just high

I get this a lot

>family owns a beach place
>im down there 1-2 weekends a month all summer long
>i ride waves and dig holes for my nieces to play in
>get a pretty good pump going from being active all day
>im also drinking all day and smoke in the morning
>can catch ppl mirin but im pretty fucked up so i just assume they are too

I know that feel. You gotta make time even if you're not feeling it. Hell a lot of days when I don't feel it are when I get my best workouts, and it makes me feel better afterwards. Just remember to eat big so you can leave humanity behind.

IT WAS A MEME MAN IDK WHO THAT IS

Quit being gay

"F-f-for you"

>Spend spring semester of 2017 abroad
>Koreans mirin
>Japs mirin
>Chinks mirin
>Gooks mirin

I got a lot of mires from Asian men and women. The mires from the Koreans were especially heartwarming due to their sincerity.

>being this much of an antennalet
You could have at least made the censoring look bigger than it really is

>some kid trick or treating says I look like Iraq

Acne is a bitch

A group of girls I walked past in the park said "physique", nothing else. There was no-one else around. I think someone shouted "legs" as I walked out of the supermarket. I could just be imagining things as I'm not a handsome man.

>cheating on your gf
die faggot

I dont get it his back isnt even that good.

Kek

>meet up with friends I havent seen for a while
>they all tell me I am big and look like a beast
>ask me for lifting advice
>talk to a girl and notice one of my friends is talking about me
>tells this girl "damn did you see user, he is a mountain of muscle now"
>look over to them because I was kinda confused by this statement
>meet her eyes while she is checking me out
>awkward moment when our eyes meet
>turn away and continue talking with the girl I was talking to

Felt good getting mired and it's crazy how much things change from someone who works out to being "that guy that lifts". literally everyone I havent seen in a longer while will tell me how big I look.

But it always seems to be guys, although I notice girls I knew back in teh day are friendlier and more talkative towards me they dont openly mire. they will look and maybe give me slight compliments but none of that open mirin I get from the guys I knew back then.

Maybe they dont want to come off as shallow or maybe I am simply not big enough yet...

Ethniks are never going to make it no matter how much they looksmax.

kys

I do this and get girls to cam with me almost every day

I'm not even 1/2 as shredded as that guy either, but knowing how to play the game works better

>zyzz
>white

>Kurd
>Arab

Never go full retard

do I have body dysmorphia or does he actually look like shit

kek

Not that user but Disassociation plateau is the best. Ive done it 4 times, how about you?

lol why are niggers so funny

He isn't a skeleton despite having a 6 pack, a step in the right direction
however the penis head haircut just reeks of just fuck my shit up
makes me mad looking at a prescholar hair on a grown man

Jack Manley

legend

Was a fat fuck all my life, now I got my shit together and i'm hardly out of dyel status. I'll have some random female filtering with me but in the movement my autism kicks in and I tell her i'm gay because I don't know who to interact with people