Go to the gym in 2017

>go to the gym in 2017
>SO ROCKABY BABY ROCKABYYYYY

>AND THE WALLS KEPT CRUMBLING DOWN IN THE CITY THAT WE LOOOOVVVVVEEEE

>enter gym in 2007
>THERE'S 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

>BABY IM PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT HUNT YOU DOWN EAT YOU ALIIIVE

thats a pretty good song though

also you guys should go to the more underground and/or smaller gyms instead of the commercial pretty ones if you want different music

it's all I can afford trust me I would love to go to a bodybuilding gym and listen to death grips on the sound system

>IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
> WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE A MAGNITUDE

>enter gym in 2004
>SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP
>IS THAT ALL THERE ISSSSSSSS

>I GOT YOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU
>I GOT YOU I GOT YOU

>go to gym on a thursday
>they're playing nigger music likes its RnB Friday

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>go to gym 2017
>constantly forced to endure SICK BANGERS BROOO

>NOT LONG TIME AGO, I WAS HOE
>WAS A HOE
>HOE

>tfw go to locally owned, 24 hour basement gym that scares away normies
>$25/month with no contract
>they have an aux cord hooked up to the sound system on a first come first serve type basis
>able to play whatever you want
>they also let you control the volume on the sound system

I love this place

>why you cuming home 5 in tha mornin?
>somethings going on, let me smell yo dick

No goes on the weekend at community college gym, we blast death metal.

>I'M LIKE HEY WASSUP HELLO
>SEENT YO PRETTY ASS SOON AS YOU CAME IN THE DOO'

fuck you I lifted hard to that shit

...

YEAH I GOT ISSUES

low test detected

>LUCKY FOR YOU THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
>THAT'S WHAT I LIKE

>I'M THE ONE
>I'M THE ONE YEAH
>HEAR YOU'RE SICK OF ALL THOSE OTHER IMITATORS
>DON'T LET THE ONLY REAL ONE INTIMIDATE YAA

that song literally tries to glorify single motherhood and the music video has a mixed shitskin baby in it. The jews are out in full force

DESPACITO

I'm in fucking Japan and all my gym plays is shit like Shape of You and Dirty Work.

I just ordered some sports earbuds so I can finally be free of it.

bruno manlet needs to fuck right off

>go to small local 5 am to 9 pm gym
>SWEAT BABY SWEAT, BABY SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT

>Go to gym in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIIIIGHT

>TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK JUST TO HAVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I cannot stand this song

I hate it too, it is a cucksong

>PASITO PASITO SUAVE SUAVECITO

I've tried different hours
>gym at 7:00
>FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN
>BON APPETIT BON APPETIT BABY
>DES
>PA
>CITO

>gym at 12
>FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN
>BON APPETIT BON APPETIT BABY
>PACITO PACITO

>gym at 14
>I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP
>I'LL LET YOU LICK MY LOLLIPOP
>I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT
>I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY
>AND BOY GOT ME WALKING SIDE TO SIDE
>DES-PA-CITO

>gym at 22
>BON APPETIT BON APPETIT BABY
>I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP
>FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN BABY
>I'LL LET YOU LICK MY LOLLIPOP
>AND BOY GOT ME WALKING SIDE TO SIDE
>DES
>PA
>CITO
>PONTEME PONTEME PONTEME PLENA
>PONTEME PONTEME ALEGRIA MACARENA

that's how you get Columbine and Kebab Snackbar disasters, niggers

>gym not playing soft classic rock

Ya'll need an upgrade

I wish my gym played Bloodhound Gang.

>go to the gym
>it ain't me starts playing

>enter gym in 2020
>ayy shiggy diggy give me tree fiddy

BUT YOU GOT THEM TOOO

>Enter gym in the first days of 2017
>PAAAAAIN YOU MADE ME YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER BELIEEEEVER
>enter gym now
>THUNDER FEEL THE THUNDER LIGHTNING AND THE THUNDER
Fuck Imagine Dragons, I hope they drown

>DEEEEJAAAAYYYYY KHAALEDDDD
>I don't know if you could take it
Know you wanna see me nakey, nakey, naked

anyone want to help crowd fund so Rhianna can have some elocution lessons?

>HERMES LINK
>ICE BLUE MINK