Why do so many women like guys with SHIT bodies? Serious question. It's like if guys all said "AW YEAH AMY SCHUMER"

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>tfw I kinda look like him when he was young

Not sure if I should be happy about this. He looks like shit now. I'm scared of my face aging in the same way.

Stop generalizing
T. Actual girl

I would say face > height > frame > body
but money/resources is v important and being emotionally stimulated.

Every man with young Leo face looks like garbage when the age.

Enjoy the looks while you have them. You got unlucky and will suffer a fate worse than being born ugly... turning ugly... I shudder at the thought.

They're not men

>Im a giant gaylord: the thread

Did you just watch BOTW?

Leo didn't take care of himself and being Oscarless for so much time made him absolutely complexed, so he intentionally got ugly and fat to become more than just a beauty face.

ACTUAL girl here and I say money > body > dick > face > height > frame

elaborate or stfu

>she's going to want to stuff her face with a burger
>she will then feel self conscious
And that's how you know you have a shit taste in women

Any pls go

>6'1"
>PhD in Engineering
>Body of a Greek god
I think we may have hit peak alpha male. No woman on Earth is worthy of this man.

Leo is still handsome as fuck. His attractiveness would be offset if he had say a shit body- which actually, you'll see that if a woman sees his dad bod recent beach pics they will not find him attractive.

>PhD in engineering
Kek

Because it is more than that. The persona actors wear make up for anything body related. A "toned" body can be better than a quite looking hulkster

Money > social status > face > personality > body

On a slightly related note

>Media constantly pushing Amy Schumer into spotlight as a "fuck you patriarchy, she doesn't have to be hot to be famous because she's """"""""funny"""""" " Rhetoric
>Same sources constantly push clickbaity articles about how hot she looks in this swimsuit or whatever

Setting aside the sort of mental gymnastics it takes to actually be pushing that this woman is attractive in any way that wouldn't be considered a niche fetish, how do they not see the contradictory nature of this?

>Amy Schumer
And what's her deal?

>pic related

>tfw last week two old ladies at a cafe came up to me and told me i look like young leo

pls anons tell me everything's going to be ok

i look really young for my age too like leo always did until he hit his mid 30s

why do pretty boys age bad? how do i avoid aging like shit? i don't drink or smoke

>pic related is leo at 16

You know how you remember what last week was like? Those people don't.

Its not contradictory, its just another (((coincidence)))
jews messing around with the media is old as you can get

>engineering
No girl can have him cause he's gay nigga

Skinny with long hair is just hot, user.

Sooo if I have a really nice face should I even bother working out?

5'7 145lbs my stats

I dunno about other girls, but I imprinted on Jack Skellington when I was a tiny deviantArtist.

Is that a boy or a girl

Whatever it is I like it

How are you guys this dumb to not realize money is #1 most important attraction for a girl???

>Leo is good looking
Eh. Late 90s sure.
>6 feet
Hollywood lies to you about its main A-list celebrities, you know?
>probably has good shoulder width/lowbodyfat
He absolutely does not, and never did. He's into his 40s now and he's outright admitted, frequently, he hates working out.

He's an alcoholic, drug abuser who skipped grade school (see: never attended past the 4th grade because of films), got a GED for high school education in his late 20s (see: is a complete moron), has a terrible personality...

...but is a huge girl crush since he starred in Titanic and has millions of dollars while spending it all to fuck supermodels.

>money > body > dick > face > height > frame
Money first is right
Frame last, behind height and even behind body, frame being last...is just wrong.

No girl will place his height or his body above having narrow shoulders, wide hips, small/lanky limbs etc.

>you need to get run through the schooling grist mill to learn

No, you don't. He's smarter for having not gone.

He didn't choose to "not attend school" because he had a superior education alternative presented to him.

He didn't attend school because he didn't want to while being a child-teen actor and therefore didn't have to. As a result, his book-smarts are beyond awful, his IQ was poor to begin with, his social skills are tailored to impress co-stars and directors, is easily manipulated, narcissistic, and has no priorities for self-improvement in any capacity whatsoever. He's lived his life doing what he was told. Thanks to a fan-culture that grew around him in the 90s as a teen-hearthrob, he made millions as a result.

But he's not smart in any way. I doubt even his GED shows any indication of education retention.

He chose not to attend school because something better came along. That's smart.

>his social skills are tailored to impress co-stars and directors
>He's lived his life doing what he was told
>implying that being a brown-nosing suckup for the real moneymakers isn't exactly what school is designed to teach kids

>all these bullshit facts
He doesn't do drugs friendo, also every person he's worked with has said he's a nice guy

I love this. Do you even know what you're typing? You're wrong, you know. Are you defending Leonardo DiCaprio because someone on an internet forum pointed out a rich Hollywood child-star didn't go to school, but you did when you didn't want to???

>He doesn't do drugs friendo
>also every person he's worked with has said he's a nice guy
"his social skills are tailored to impress co-stars" go figure.

Goodbye, Veeky Forums thread!

>hollywood actor who literally never had a gf in his life so he can bang models
>doesnt do drugs

They aggregated a lot of studies to find what women want across all cultures over many many years. Women picked these in order:

1. Warmth and compassion
2. Physical attractiveness and virility
3. Resources.

The whole women only care about money is a meme spouted by men who couldn't get any women. It's true, they do care about money but not to the extent this subreddit likes circlejerking about.

An "aggregated" study result from asking what the most indecisive and fickle gender wants tries to pass off "resources" as the least of their priorities.

Globally. Among all ages.

First and foremost is "he's kind", and while money and looks are important, not as much as being sweet and understanding.

...

>what women want
>here, pick from this list and arrange it in order
>warmth and compassion
vs
>what women need and have proven to choose throughout history for thousands of years
>he's nice :)

It's true though. Bitter men tend to over exaggerate the importance of money. There is a complete shift nowadays since women are actually earning their own money. Give it thousands of more years and they'll stop caring entirely about money (Not entirely, but pretty much stop caring).

Yes, because they weren't earning their own money. Now that most women are earning their own money they don't see a lot of reasons to chose based on money. It is not very hard to understand.

you can get pussy with money. you can get pussy with face. you cant get pussy with height only. you cant get pussy with being nice only. if anything, you will be labeled as a "nice guy" or a "creep" or whatever autistic term they use.
in my thinking, if a problem can be solved with money (within reasonable limits) its not a real problem.
money > everything

>most women are earning their own money
>now, 2017, in your suburb, most women are professionals with enough money to support themselves and children they may/will have
I think you might be the narrow minded one, here.

>Now that most women are earning their own money

a rich gold digger is still a gold digger. now that women are earning their own money youre still expected to earn more

>Shit personality + HOT + MONEY = extreme success
>Shit personality + HOT = success
>Shit personality + MONEY = success
>Shit personality + average anything = failure
Yet you argue the warm personality is the most important partner selection for women? Like, what? Marriage? One night stands? Because she can fuck whoever she wants as long as she's got a nice guy who won't leave her (and has money) at home?

I guess???

When socialism and infinite resources are the norm in society, where a higher body provides all of life's essentials and desires [spoiler]where females are providing for themselves, certainly not being taken care of by some other power,lel[/spoiler], where "money" literally cannot be a factor..."resources" simply becomes social influence; nobility or authority. Or men get chosen for their IQ plus physical attractiveness. The most important personality trait isn't "warmth" or "compassion", it's "motivation" and "focus."

Why isn't this thread deleted off Veeky Forums?

Because of his fucking face

Jeremy meeks, the hot black convict got released from prison and became a model, he left his wife and is now dating the daughter of a billionaire

all of this happened because of his god tier facial aesthetics

testosterone, presence, because they're not superficial minded. probably lots of other reasons

There aren't a whole lot of fit guys so that women can go around demanding fit guys only. I like how say they are not superficial when both genders are equally superficial. Men are more in terms of looks, women on other aspects. Also, a good face trumps a good body. This is something the guys here will never understand.

i see you watched the latest wheel of the worst

Hoy fuck that's probably spot on

More than one type of guy is attractive to women

You know how you would fuck the wide hipped tittymonster AND the slim kind of plain qt3.14 girl? Girls are the same way

>women don't know what they want

you seem to have mistaken "women" with inexperienced ~14-20 year old girls who are still unfamiliar with and afraid of masculinity, so they default to more familiar feminine boys

alternatively, it's almost as if females aren't strictly attracted to physical aesthetics the way males are, and instead prefer a combination of general height and frame, high social standing within their chosen subculture, and financial stability/potential.

No, women want more than one thing, just like you do. I would fuck young Brooke Shields even though she doesn't have big tits and over 20 pounds of pussy and ass, and I would demand Christina Hendricks sit on my face. Both are hot for different reasons.

>There is a complete shift nowadays since women are actually earning their own money.

it's not a shift so much as a raising of the bar. now that women make their own money, they disqualify all men who don't make more than them.

so not only are they "taking" jobs from a large swath of former would-be providers, they're now discounting those males as partners for being below their own earning potential.

in essence, high earning potential is even MORE important now that women are making their own, and it will remain this way until we either remove women from the workforce--unlikely in today's nu-male society--or a majority of women somehow successfully combat millions of years of innate hypergamy, which is even more unlikely.

Can we stop using the n word not as an insult? And btw it's nigger, not nigga, you stupid nigger.

This is his best photo. He looks like a beta twink is so many others and has a cuck lower third

LOL
You're actually wrong.
Most of those women who're out earning men are lonely and poor as fuck. Like many are in debt up to their eyeballs despite earning a considerable wage.

And most men would rather hook up with an attractive woman who doesn't earn so much or doesn't earn shit at all.

See, you seem to be laboring under the false impression that the fact that those women earn a lot makes them a better prize. It doesn't and never has.
It does to filthy giggolo's and gold digging whores.... But both of the above will cheat on said women with poor yet very attractive women and broke chads/jamals.

this subreddit?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

>He absolutely does not, and never did. He's into his 40s now and he's outright admitted, frequently, he hates working out.
Shoulder width and body fat have literally nothing to do with whether you work out or not.
Because women care about GENETICS and not whether you have enough free time and are autistic enough to bodybuild or not.

Yes and now tell us wha you want if you're not cuckmaxxing

I wish this were true but it's been shown that wealthy women desire partners with more wealth than them. Also women cum more often with wealthy partners.
Young kids underestimate the importance of wealth, it's not as simple as flaunting cash in front of her.

Low bodyfat is what matters most and most guys at the gym increase in bodyfat rather than reduce with the exception of fatties and they tend to stay so insecure they never approach women anyway.

Women like approachable guys, why this is so hard to understand is beyond me.
Long hair, dressing well, confidence and articulation, low bodyfat and good posture all demonstrate approachability.

>Low bodyfat is what matters most
Major cope, it's GIRTH

2017, the year of the bloatlord, time to start bloatmaxxing buddy boyos, 10g creatine and 10000mg sodium erry day

putslab.la.psu.edu/documents/Hill et al 2013 Evol Hum Behav.pdf

Talk like a human being

>I want a boring as fuck bitch

well for one don't do coke and drink 20 years straight with minimal exercise

it piss, real humble bean kpceoutbye

enjoy this bloatmaxxing inspo

>It's like if guys all said "AW YEAH AMY SCHUMER"

It's more like if guys were into Kate Moss since women are responding to skinny celebs and not fat ones.

This, is what women want.

he wasn't using it as an insult you dingus

>that there reading comprehension
That's literally what he said, he wants you all to stop talking like a bunch of niggers you dumb nigger.

...it is autistic to go to a cool restaurant and eat a salad.

Meant for

AHAHAHAHA I BET YOUR'RE SO FAT!

Its also about status in social circles. Look at the guy who made the snapchat app..he is a fucking blob with shit face..yet he has a relstionship with a victoria secret angel.

that is the most slavic picture I have ever seen

Also a girl and I kinda see his point. Arrogance is my number 1 turn off and vanity seems like a slippery slope but that was before I started lifting. Knowing better, I now see it as an admirable quality because I love hard work and dedication. That said, they really need to have a sense of humor and other interests/thoughts besides gym stuff. I don't know if I attract shallow chads at the gym but I've met beautiful men who seem much less beautiful for having no discernable character traits beyond their looks.

>face > height > frame > body
>but money/resources is v important and being emotionally stimulated.
So I'd agree with most of this but I'd adjust it as follows.
>face>height>frame>brain(int score like a qt reading a nonfiction book gets my attention)>body>interests (Leo's talented acting/playing guitar/mtg champion/climbing)>charisma>status (job, car, home)>dick size
All are important. Emotional connection is developed somewhere after initial attraction though I guess you wouldn't know his dick size until after that stage so... I dunno but I'd be excited to see a big one even just once. Hnng

elite level cuckmaxxer

This
Though I would say money and status are almost tied.

>AW YEAH AMY SCHUMER
women aren't liking guys who are fat fucks. Some of them are attracted to DYELs who have 10/10 genetics, because women are generally more shallow than men so they care about genetics more. The DYEL guys they go after are tall and have perfect faces.

However, keep in mind that ALL men go after women with shit bodies. It's just that our standards for women's fitness are a lot lower than our standards for men's fitness, so you call a DYEL man a shit body but don't call a DYEL woman a shit body

fucking Amy would be the equivalent to slaying a dragon or climbing Everest.
only a few can master such a feat and live to tell the tale.

She literally raped a guy. She fucked an unconscious man in college, then when she told the story she tried to make herself the victim because it was bad sex. She said it at some feminist event and all the feminists were like "oh wow see look at how hard women have it!"

Fucking Amy is so easy you can literally do it in your sleep

>21 yearold virgin sperg
>meet love of my life in college
>she's into me im into her
>everyone around us can see that
>we both know we'll end up together
>we start dating
>turns out she was drawn to me because i was quiet and serious and i looked "mysterious" and like i would make a strong father and that intrigued her
>mfw i was just being a shy autist, but i actually will make a great father
>she can have pretty much any guy she wants and every guy she meets starts hitting on her so she has no guy friends because it pisses her off
>we started talking by accident
>within 2 days i realised this girl is the female version of me
>i love her so much and she can see that
>she loves me too and does sweet things for me
>all her friends in college are commenting on how handsome and sexy i am
>im 6'3, 205lbs, fit, dark hair, dark eyes and tanned (balkan coast)
>every friend of hers i meet comments on how much of a catch i am and says shit like "i wish my bf was like that" and "where did you catch this one"
>now she has status and all her friends are miring her because of me
>that makes her even happier because women do a lot of things to make other women jealous and this is the ultimate victory
>everyone also says how we are a perfect couple

And now because i gave her everything a woman needs and i locked it all in with giving her status, i can live in peace knowing ill end up marrying her. She's already making plans for us years ahead and i dont mind in the least because i love her.

I don't see the correlation
Explain?

>tanned

You mean brown.

im happy for you user

Being confident and owning one's accomplishments is different from being arrogant.