Boogie will never lose the wei-

I don't give a fuck if he does, eceleb shit needs to stay in the containment of /v/. Like this fagboy doesn't even lift, what the fuck is he doing on Veeky Forums

It doesn't because as soon as you start drinking again you gain it back within a day

Drinking water doesn't affect water weight. Sodium and carbs bind water in the body.

>wait, you mean I could have just put down the dew and that's all I had to do?!

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

if dubs Boogie dies during operation

Ahh, it's been a long time since I saw this posted.
Thank you user.

Maybe it's nostalgia but the old pasta is always the best

This has been gone so long...do you have a file with stale pastas ready to go or something?

I'm so glad i'm not the only one who remembers this

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that's some good old stuff

bravo

>tripfag getting rustled about a 'fake' celebrity

Oh the irony. Also he established contact and provided evidence so he then becomes board culture. Check the fucking rule[spoiler]5[/spoiler] and lurk more you buzzword slurping newfag

Why hasn't someone snuck into boogies home and started microdosing him with tren yet?

Don't post until you know what a trip is

Why are there constant boogie threads? This is literally the first boogie thread I'm posting in. Can't we ban people who start these?

Why waste good tren on this faggot?

>boogie threads
>vegan threads
>"Why even lift" threads
>face threads
>/pol/ threads

All the above need to result in insta permaban

He won't

I agree

trips and he becomes zyzzz incarnate

dubs he lives

> i live 45 min away from boogie

idk why i feel proud of this.
guess becuase im a nobody.

>12/560 pounds

sage

dubs he dies

Brought a tear to my eye

Gotta start somewhere.

Beautiful

THROWBACK

Who /noko/ here?

When he says water weight does that mean he took a piss?

>water weight
LUL

do you even know what a fucking trip is you retard

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Fuck off

what is a tripfag?

>people don't know about noko
I still use it when making threads

Water weight doesn't mean shit.

noko is on by default now you stupid FUCK

>americans don't even have universal healthcare and they still spend more taxes per person that other countries that do

guess people like boogie are why

Boomers

That grinds my gears

>drug and health insurance companies lobby the fuck out of politicians
>basically write laws requiring people to use their shit
>already have huge fuckoff taxes
>want to tax people even more so drug and insurance companies make even more
>people somehow blame capitalism
Corporitists and commies need to die

>very very high profile fat person trying to get thin
>creates buzz on a board about fitness
how weird.

Noko has been on by default for like 6 years familami.

>A whole 13 pounds guys!
How long ago was this fat fuck told he needed to lose weight to make the surgery safe? You know what? I hope it succeeds. I hope he survives the surgery and he recovers without issue. This isn't because I care about his wellbeing mind you; this is because when he inevitably lapses back into his pig disgusting eating habits and dies from a ruptured stomach I want him to, in his final painful moments, realize this is his own damn fault and not the fault of a botched surgery. I want his woman to be incapable of suing for malpractice with a hope of winning. I want the stupid fans that supported this moron's eating habits and surgery to realize how stupid they were for defending his poor life choices and excuses.

Edgy

>very very high profile

nigga wat, he's an e-celeb

i'd never heard of him before any of this shit, come out of your internet bubble

I reported this thread hours ago and it's still up
fucking useless janitors and useless mods

t. Fat fuck

couldn't he just as easily learn to eat right and exercise more and then lose all the weight, coming to the realization that it takes hard work and dedication?

Quads and he will die

>you have to be fat to not like booger

>announcing your report
Newfags get out

>lost 13lbs of shit
ftfy

It's not even water weight, it's just the sheer volume of food in his GI tract not being replaced. You have to eat pounds and pounds of food to stay that massive, man.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Boogie chose to do this to himself.

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGGATI

He will probably succeed for a few months, then get discouraged and start eating like a fucking ape and balloon up again.

>mfw he will never make it

If you dehydrate you fuck up yourself quite hard by lowering test, increase cortisol which increases fatness in short and believe me kidney stones hurt more than a child birth

it's been a while...

Dubs and he's dead

Thank you user

Truly the best pasta

I don't understand this

>3 following dubs

Can we continue this?

What's up with all these boogie shills as of late
Everyone knows that this fat fuck will never lose weight or will die in the process

You soiled it

The amount of asslicking in that tweet is astonishing

twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/885669947787096064

corporatism is the end game for capitalism fucktard

Uh no.
You are probably some socialist fucktard who cries about neoliberalism while fapping to the thought of revolution.

*heroin

water weight

It makes me happy to see this again

This country is full of obese retards and druggies

I refuse to believe you can get to this size by only eating when you're hungry, which is what surgery will do right?

I know for a fact its because he literally drinks thousands of calories a day, and presumably eats tube of mayo (why).

Why is he allowed surgery? He still has to stop eatingz and to just do that is much safer.

Being fat has a huge amount of medical complications

He's allowed the surgery because whoever provides his healthcare I don't know how it works there probably did a cost benefit evaluation and worked out if he stays his current weight it will cost them more money than this surgery will

HONESTLY I HOPE HE SUCCEEDS

probably they are hoping the fat piece of shit dies
That would be far the best outcome for him.

Boogie is an inspiration

theres a reason hes why people specify water weight as compared to weight

get the fuck out

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do we have proof of this?

if not its just another boogie lie.

its also physically impossible to lose 13 lbs of water weight in 2 days.

boogie will die

j.k rolling

but then what will happen to his skin? checkmate atheist

hello newfriend

Go poke him with a stick

I don't think you realize just how much water is stored in those fat cells when you're 520 pounds.

He farted.