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/fraud/ - you should be 5'6 200lbs lean before hopping on roids edition

read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK

previously on anonymous bimbo posting general:

Are you telling me that bimbo is actually reading and posting in this thread and not just posting in CBT for attention in between day trading and gay porn?

> 40% of women are obese
> only like 1% of women lift whatsoever
We are all roiding to compete for women who don't even deserve to gaze upon us.

I got my gf before I started lifting face and wit are what matter most, abs and ottermode are just the male version of nice tits.

No shit faggot

Let me learn you some life lessons today

FIRST: You don't roid for someone, you dumbshit motherfucker. You roid because you want to be big and be feared. That feel you walk in your tank top and nobody dares you to stare you in the eye, or secretly watches you but then when you EYE LOCK them they are awkwardly looking away. THATS what you want to achieve. DOMINATION.

SECOND: All woman are born to be lazy. They never lift without you either motivating them to lift or they're insecure about something they want to fix because they're currently single and looking for a male target

ALL ABOUT FACE

I heard roids can make your voice deeper

Is this true? And if so, is it permanent?

I can never tell if you're serious and you're just insane or you're really dedicated to this masT character

>FIRST: You don't roid for someone, you dumbshit motherfucker. You roid because you want to be big and be feared. That feel you walk in your tank top and nobody dares you to stare you in the eye, or secretly watches you but then when you EYE LOCK them they are awkwardly looking away. THATS what you want to achieve. DOMINATION.
That's some early teens level of edgy.

Its always both.

He took over from JM when JM quit like a faggot and died.

MasT is love, MasT is life

If I were to run anadrol would this be a good dose?

25mg at 8 a.m
25mg at 8 p.m

I lift at 9 p.m

Would it be ok to stack an oral at the beginning of my first test e cycle? I'm doing the ol 500mg a week and was considering dbol or tbol for the first 3 weeks

I would advice you to just do the testosterone.

1v1. YOU AND ME. STARE GAME, IRL

Come one let's do it

At least i am not afraid to be myself unlike you who is lifting for 12 year old girls. If i ever see you irl you fucking pedophile

That's my secret, even i don't know it.

I'm not autistic, so I'm neither intimidated nor bothered by eye contact.

Has nothing to do with being autistic. You're dyel and I am big, thus you will fear me.

Survival of the fittest. You're skinny low on muscle and will not hold on for long. I am big, lots of muscle so i can survive longer on my muscle energy.

mad?

oh, the dented head faggot

I almost forgot about him

I'm thinking of taking HGH for less than 1 year probably at 2iu per day. Probably gonna go with Soma.

Could careless about muscle growth or fat loss from HGH alone. I only want to do it for Height growth since i'm 19 5'10.

Only reason i'm on the fence is the look of GH gut. Will my use case make my gut/organs grow to unhealthy or unaesthetic levels?

I'm in UK where personal use of this stuff is legal and I'm thinking about asking my doctor about this stuff too. Good idea?

I am depressed AF. I am not taking an ai anymore

everytime when i take an ai on low dose roids i wanna cheat on my gf and everytime when i up the dose i am scared i am the one who gt cheated on

HAHAHAHH< FUCKING ENDLESS CYCLE OF KEKERY, right m8ts

I miss him, PLEASE COME BACK

I dont think gh gut will be an issue on 2iu for a year. Plus a big part of gh gut is eating ten meals a day and squatting 5 plates for 15 years.

Idk about dosages for height gain but i dont believe 2iu of generics would be enough for much at all.

Jesus masT sort your shit. I shudder to think of you on tren

2 ius gonna help jack shit, kiddo

if you are worried about hgh gut at 2ius you are retarded and should read more

doc is gonna tell you you are faggot . legal personal use doesn't mean its legal to prescribe it for teenage semi-midgets. you gotta be full midget for that

Just notifiied i get deployed in a little less than a week. No time for PCT, rip test fellas.

drug test in a few weeks, just been on 500 mg of test E.

I know basically I won't get caught but just in case some crazy shit happens should I stop taking Test E right now?

Just ask what drugs they are testing for bro

chill out with the roidrage you old fuck

when I mentioned the doctor I mean ask for information and maybe monitoring not a prescription

lol isn't that a red flag for them

plus how do i ask? just call them up?

Lol that was the joke. This question gets asked daily. People get tested for rec drugs because they are the main concern and the more you test for the more the test costs. I wouldnt worry

Please tell me this isn't the real jano

>Tfw I remember my doctor and parents discussing GH because of my projected height.
>They decided not to do it because of the cost.
Oh well. Making gains is easy as a Manlet and I still get decent poon anyways because face

i'm not even old, but the post of yours showed you clearly didn't do much reading on the subject. gh gut at 2ius, seriously?

go higher with the HGH and maybe consider letro, if you are ready to compromise your health for getting an inch or two more

there's a study regarding letro on pubescent boys

like I said, 2ius are waste of your time, especially at 19.

w-why?

if you are under 165cm then GH is a good choice

whatever, not like there's anything to do with it now


it's not even a handicap irl

>it's not even a handicap irl

Yes it is, manlet

As your 6'4 supreme lord, please also report to the manlet pit

6'1" is masterrace you giraffe necked lanky fuck

Dont roid (or lift) for women, or people in general.

Because you'll stop or lose motivation the minute the first bitch comes along.

Have a goal/reason that doesnt involve them and theyll never stop you.

MAKE ROOM FOR THE AVATAR

>t. 5'11" master race

Want to cut

>psmf
>20/4 IF
>500mg DNP 2 weeks

How badly can I wreck myself? Will I hypo?

Almost no young women from Asia are fat. And they're so much better as partners than the American women I've been with...

I kind of want to go to Asia. Too bad it's such a shithole.

But anyway, don't lift or roid for other people. Regardless of origin, most women don't give a shit about how much you can lift or how big you are (abs are a bonus, though). I'm fat, and I can still get dates and relationships.

She doesn't have to lift or care about my lifting, she just has to be willing to deal with the extra stress on the relationship that comes with lifting and eating. That's the real weed-out characteristic.

>tfw you started lifting for women and now you won't even move your lifting sessions to meet a girl with guaranteed sex
worked out for me

well you simply won't be able to do it

that's Officer Giraffe Necked Lanky Fuck to you, bucko

Yes officer ;)

w-why?

See.

You don't have all these ai problems with tren.

Come join the dark side.


Also, I remember you were interested in deca. Deca would make ai problems 10x worse

>6"1'

Lmao fucking manlets never learn

You lanklets are so insecure it's hilarious.

you're going to be effectively on a 3000+ calories deficit and trying to live on about 500 only protein calories for 16 hours at a time

you can try it. it won't work.

I am scared it will make me pussy again, like it did with higher master/test. Constantly paranoid. Man, i was literally in the mind of the beta cuck, reading my gf messages and jealous and paranoid about pretty much everything.

I had to lower the dose because those mental sides were killing me.

yeah i know, i am prone to the mental cuck sided, thus i will always remain small.

Why don't you just try it? Use trenA and you could drop it quick if you become a cuck

most tests are just 5 panel urine tests.

Irony from the manlet him(?)self

Really stings to lose the genetic lottery, doesn't it?

Test E, arimidex for cycle. Clomid for PCT.

Am I missing anything?

I hate short esters, i feel like a pincushion.

Probably gonna try is if i am forever alone again, otherwise i will probably end up strangling my gf to death

Must really sting knowing I am the perfect height to acquire peak aesthetics.

>Tall enough for girls to be able to wear heels and still be shorter than me
>but not too tall that I can't make real gains

What's the half-life on mast?

>i will probably end up strangling my gf to death
Don't let your dreams be dreams

There is mast prop and enant bb

How to pin if you are needle phobic? Can I get an autoinjector or something?

Rad.
Buy some needles and spend time looking at them and touching them.

never voluntarily have yourself bound, theres no telling what could happen

yeah 6'4 guys totally suck at aesthe--

>guido asian tryhard zyzz look-alike

If he is 6'4 that girl is over 6'0.

you realize she's standing on her tippy toes?

Does test help to burn fat while cutting? I know it lets you preserve muscle mass but is that all it does?

no, yes

yes, no

Skywalker is billed everywhere as 6'4 - and 6' girls aren't super rare - my gf is 6'

half gook tren abuser but same thing, don't be jelly h8tr

It's true tho, this fucking zyzz muhhh tren culture is most cancer i can think of. People are scared to be big and themselves these days

>what are toes

>People are scared to be big and themselves these days

Not everyone wants to be big. As for them not being "themselves" that has always been the case but with the internet you can make it look even more selective

you are the worst fucking namefag here, absolutely shit tier posting every time. unironically kill yourself and stop responding you fucking kike

I mean I get it that tren bros get a little tiresome, but how is that really any different than the dbol strongfat guys who are a dime a dozen at my gym too that are equally annoying? I guess they're not as abrasive and generally not on social media but I rather like the a e s t h e t i c tren look. Probably could achieve it with less harsh compounds and harder work, but I digress.

Stupid questions bro's.
Plan on pinning in the next year so i follow these threads.

Talking about how tren looks (dry, vascular) and dbol (strongfat, rounded, full)
What other sterons have particular characteristics like this?

Syringes, needles, alcohol swipes

Are you still mad because you are fat?

post body then faggot since you're apparently the new guru around here. i bet you're a fucking hrt twink if you even roid

I'm 29

Keep being told my guys in their 40s that I started too young

Also, I had low -t at the time

So it is you! Why are you so mad with me? I don't really get it but feel free to filter me, i don't want to elevate your blood pressure with all this roid rage friendo

you do nothing but shit up this thread with bullshit answers bc you have no idea what you're talking about - but come on post body you fucking twink i want to see what a roid expert looks like since everyone else must be fat

Guy who wanted to do one cycle from last night again, I realize that my goal (as previously stated 185 5'11" 10% bf) doesn't require roids but basically what I was asking was how long of a cycle would it take for me to put on 15 pounds of muscle that'd stick around after PCT and all that shit. I'm trying to get big faster, not be gigantic.

unanswerable question. too many unknown variables

and in addition to these questions, what's the difference between a natural strength +hypertrophy program versus a roider's program? I've been doing Growth Stimulus Training stuff which has been fantastic for me thus far but if I'd be able to lift heavy as fuck, every day, and recover immediately I wanna do that instead obviously

Eh, according to some you should already look like you roid before you roid - but fuck it man, if you're over 25, aren't a fat fuck, and have been training long and hard enough to know what you're doing, I don't see the harm of test cycles.

Fuck, I started my first cycle at 28 and wish I had done it years earlier instead of spinning my wheels natty training.

I look like shit friendo and never claimed to be an expert, this thread is for love and peace friendo so please filter me so i don't cause you more pain :(

too much autism and overthinking. Why do you even care about the time period, just do it and stop when you are happy with yourself. Its not that hard

also
>lift heavy as fuck everyday and recover immediately.

i have seen this meme so many times before i started. Maybe its different with other steroids, but when i was on my 500mg test blast, i was sore for 3 days straight most of the time after a single workout

I definitely get sore, but not nearly as sore as I should be. I did chest & back with my buddy on Monday and he typically outlifts me - I outlifted him, and was fine for Wednesday. Last night when we did legs, he said his back was still sore and fucked from Monday, so there's definitely a difference in my experience at least.

Biggest indicator of soreness and recovery efficiency is nutrition, not how much drugs you can inject.

>aren't a fat fuck,

Any of you have at home blood pressure monitors?

Yep

Went to doc

They got worried

Took my blood pressure twice that day, had me waiting for a while

I have a BP monitor at home, now wondering if it is wrong or something

It shows within normal range, however at the docs they tested twice with 2 different monitors to get a reading.

they also wanted to hear my heart beat, should i be concerned?

>no headaches
>no feeling of nausea/woozy etc..

You may need a swole band if you are a big guy to get more accurate readings, how high was with the doctor and with your monitor? Some people get higher readings with the doc because they get nervous

WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE MY NUTS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE? I'VE ONLY GONE 5 DAYS WITHOUT FAPPING

hcg

I'M ON HGH.

im a natty dyel by fit standards, but im 6'2 and slightly thicc lifting for a while now, gained like 10kg at same bf level.

But my question is
anyone else here getting mired due to looks but still kissless virgin? Im 25, and some fatties and average chicks are throwing themselves at me but i dont want them.

I just want a girl to share life with and smile whenever i see her freckles and raise children togheter.

>tfw lifting because genuinely liking it but deep in my mind i feel like vapid cunt because mub aesthetics and on other hand i expect to have woman thats cuter than i deserve while neglecting girls from my league


am i bad person

Jerry, I'm planning on getting a Azusa tattoo as well in August when I go to Japan. Im still trying to decide on what pose or outfit I want but I was thinking of something like this but maybe in the listen outfit. Got any pictures like that saved or any suggestions at least?

>no source talk

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