What is the gayest thing you ever did at the Gym?

When I stretch my back with my hands on someting I often wiggle my butt to stretch my sides.

fucking disgusting

I was in the shower and this old guy was mirin my bodyhair, I ended up touching his dick whole thing was weird.

Watched a buff probsbly gay man in the tightest shorts adjust his bulge and he noticed, smiling at me.
He was commando as well.

I constantly move around my dick to get it to the mopst comfortable position. It's not big or anything but it keeps wobbling around. I think i need tighter underwear

I use one of those gorilla grip trainers that goes around the bar instead of a squat plug because it's what I have.
I guess it's kinda gay since it's a little thicker than a regular squat plug.

every single frog thread has op as a faggot. you cannot disprove this

Putting my jumper on slowly and looking through the head hole at the guy changing in front of me

>Black
>6'4"
>not Natty
>massive cock, easily 6 inches soft

mired and squeezed my glutes in the mirror. It was close to closing time though so I doubt anyone saw anything.

Saw a guy in the shower with a piercing through his head of the penis. He noticed that I was staring at his monstrosity.

wtf does this even mean

This

Occasionally would sneak up behind a great dude (awesome dad / husband / gym bro') and casually place my hand on one of his butt cheeks.

He would slowly turn his head around, and ask, "you gonna leave that there all day ?"

>nice when we can joke about homo / race / religion stuff w/o fear of pyscho SJWs

i can greetext if there's interest

Do it
Veeky Forums is gay enough that this might actually be true

I stare at the gym twinks and think about fucking them in the ass.

>be me, 3 years gymbrro
>old guys always ask me for exercise routines at the gym and how to do them
>give this really old dude some exercises
>notice eventually he's just calling me for miring me while showing him the movements
>go into shower room
>take off all clothes except briefs
>he comes out of the shower with briefs
>sits on the bench there staring with no shame
>"God bless you user, you're so hairy, your chest is like a jungle"
>"haha thanks.. I was thinking of shaving it all actually"
>"NO!.. .don't, you want to keep it.."
>I stare surprised and ask "oh.. why is that?"
>"user, you'll know when you get older"
>I'm 23 wtf is he talking about
>"Haha, no tell me, i'd like to know"
>"Listen..when you get married you'll know why haha"
>Marriage is a big deal where I live, no pre-marriage sex etc
>"I think my wife would hate it actually"
>"No no... listen.. never shave it off!"
>"Hahaha why do you say that?"
>"user..when you go into the bedroom.."
>"Yes?"
>"You want to scare her!"
>WUT
>"Ahahaha why? I want her to be comfortable with me
>"NO! No... you have very good hair, take it as an advice from me to you"
>my brain is full of fuck.jpg
>"hahaha okay thanks"
>"What are you going to do now?"
>half naked about to go into shower
>"Okay user.. take care there.."
>He's now fully dressed, so I shouldn't worry about him being around
>Take 15 minutes extra from my normal 5 minutes cold shower just to make sure
>Forget shampoo
>whatever fuck it
>Finish shower
>Go out
>He's sitting right there at the door
>"user.. did you think about it in the shower?"
>"Haha yes.. I'll keep it now I'm convinced"
>"Haha good boy... come here I want to show you something"
>He opens his phone, starts showing me pictures of his 3 daughters
>"Your daughter are cute, I wish them the best"
>"user.. you know, I could introduce you to them"
>"aah.. i have a girlfriend already"
>"It's okay... look at this picture"
>He has a picture of his girl half naked
>"Oh wow.. what a nice body"
Cont?

...

>Literally fucking your weights
That is the straightest god dam thing.

YES

please continue I need to know more

I need to move out of the cafe i'm in... I'll cont when I'm home (Approx 2 hours) hope the thread is still up, sorry for the delay

I was going through a phase of thinking/acting like one of the guys from the show Jackass

and when I was spotting my buddy on the bench press I thought it would be hilarious if I whipped out my dick, pulled back my foreskin and rubbed my sweaty, unwashed mushroom tip across his forehead

Nobody said anything, the room went silent, the guy I rubbed my cock on, the 3 other guys who was training with us, silence, nobody said anything

All I could muster was a "...heh that was funny, right?"

nobody responded

I started sweating profusely

I can see where this is going and I am afraid

Watched a guy squatting from behind for a good 15 minutes.
i-it was to see his technique.

>he closes his phone abruptly
>"Sike! Those are all me!"
>I try to scream but he opens the door and punches me in the throat
>As I fall, he rips out of his clothes like the hulk
>My mouth somehow lands around his rapidly expanding cock
>Weak, I try to get my mouth off of it, but this only results in me fellating him
>He's somehow putting his phone in my ass as I struggle
Cont?

This happened at your gym too, user ?

>gorilla grip

wat

Having sex with trannies like big lenny

Does it pay for your clen and tren ?

When I was leaving the locker room I looked to my left, there was a naked guy bending over. I looked straight at his asshole.

>I looked straight INTO his asshole

how is that gay?

Is it this?

Back... cont'ing

Did he wink at you?

>"Oh wow.. what a nice body, how old is she?"
>"She's still 16 but she's ready ha ha ha"
>"Hahaha really? How about the older one?"
>"Oh she's just around your age user, not very old I guarantee.. here look"
>Shows me more pics of his daughters
>"What lovely daughters you have.. you must be proud"
>"Yes yes..but they can't seem to find a good guy to settle with.."
>"Yeah these days are hard to get by the good guys"
>"user, I think you're a good guy haha"
>"Hahaha thanks, I'm glad you think so"
>"No no.. for a kid in your age, you look so powerful and bright"
>"Haha thanks, I guess so"
>"user.. I want you to see one of my daughters, you can pick any you want and I'll get you to meet with her"
>"I really can't, my girlfriend would kill me"
>"Can I see her?"
>YeahSureWhyNot
>Show him pic of gf
>"Wow user.. you're really settling for that?"
>WHATDIDTHISNIGGAJUSTSAYABOUTMYUNIVERSE?
>"I'm sorry what?"
>"I didn't mean to sound mean..but I assure you, you'll never have a headache with one of my daughters"
>"Ahh..what do you do sir?"
>"I own a car dealership next to this building(where the gym is)"
>Rich tier, he had the iphone7 on the day it came out, which cost ~7.5k$ where I live
>"Ah how's work"
>"Oh user.. you know.. blablabla"
>"That sounds really good"
>"Yes yes.. would you visit me some day we can have some coffee and we can talk more about the offer I'm making for you"
>"Ah... sure, I'll pass by sometime"
>"Haha happy to meet you user"
>I finish wearing everything and he leaves thankgod
>Wait 10 more minutes to make sure he got down the elevator without me
>I eventually go, I weight myself on the scale and talk for a few with the reception girls etc delay it as much as I can
>I go out
>FUCK he's standing right there with the elevator open
>"Ah user.. I waited so long for you, haha come in, lets go"
>"hahaha you didn't have to.. one second"
>Think it through, wtf could happen, ynot
>Go in elevator with him

This had me intrigued.

Spotted a guy on ATG squats.
Without asking.
Just walked up behind him and held him close for a minute, then disappeared into the showers.
I wonder if he still thinks about me.

suck a dick

>gigantic giganigger wearing sugar daddy briefs as shorts
>john persons bulge
>inches away from my fucking face while im benching
>cant stop staring at it
>he knew

CONT

>Go in elevator
>"Wow..your muscles are showing even with the clothes on"
>"Haha thanks, not many people notice it honestly"
>"user.. can I hold your hand?"
>Don't know what to do, old creep but he's still old and I have respect for him living that long, still weird, but I go with the flow who cares amirite?
>"Ah okay.."
>He holds my hand really tight, motherfucking probably been lifting heavy all along
>I try to let go
>Don't wanna break his bones so I try to remove his hand with my other hand
>Motherfucker bites me
>I take my hand out really fast he falls on his ass
>"Oh user.. I can't stand up.."
>FUCKFUCKFUCK
>"Can you take me to my office? It's right around the corner"
>Can't say no, figured I'd be fucked for life
>Hold him on my shoulder
>"I'm so proud of you, how strong you are"
>"thanks."
>I just want to get over with this
>He's sleeping on my back, feeling me all over and it's fucking uncomfortable
>Carry him to his place
>Put him in his chair
>He looks at me at me so weak and tired
>"That coffee we're having came much sooner than we expected ha ha ha"
>??
>"Uhm.. I need to go really.."
>"No no.. I already told the secretary before we got here to prepare it for us"
>QuestioningMyLifeRN, Not a good time to make decisions
>"Ah..okay.."
>"user..come here"
>I was sitting 80cm from this fucker
>"I think we're alright"
>"No no come here.. come come.." with his old guy tone
>gettingtoouncomfortableetc
>"Here, look look.."
>More pics, I don't care at this point
>"Ah man.. I think I really need to go"
>"Coffee is already on its way, don't disappoint me user.."
>WhyMe.jpg
>"Okay, let me see"

I need to go another time I'll cont in 30 minutes or so hopefully

It sounds very interesting and the story has potential but you're just shit at telling stories user, it should have been wrapped up by now. Try to condense it all into one greentext, you don't need to inform us of every single piece of dialogue.

You are shit at telling stories
Did you sick him off or not

Dont mind the shit breh. Just carry on as you please.
Also, are you from Poland?

Story pls

No, he didn't see me. Might have winked with his asshole though

You didn't say no homo so yes

What the actual fuck.

Did he beat the shit out of you? If he didn't, he's a pussy.

what about the pussy pad though

Just to clarify-If you use pussy pad it's totally homo otherwise it's fine

Not in the gym but one time I let a guy stroke my dick while on the train
>no homo tho

Come on already faggot I'm losing my boner

>Browse Veeky Forums

that's not cool dude. Hope you feel like shit every time you think back on that. Once in my highschool weightlifting class the school fat kid farted right in this dyels face mid rep. Kid dropped the bar and the fat kid was suspended. Ruined the dyels entire high school social life since he was always known as that guy "Fat user farted on"

Anyways for this thread
>There was a bf and gf working out together.
>Doing some light cardio on a rest day I like to people watch
>See the couple
>look at the guy first
>mirin them traps
>mirin in general
>wonder what his routine is
>fail to even notice the girl right next to him
>buddy who I was working out with says "damn that chick was hot bro, did you see her
>uhhhh..y-yeah bro...real hot.."

Done gayer shit but this is most recent that I can remember

I do that too. I do it for the girls, tho.

FINISH THE STORY FAGGOT

take your ADHD pills

CONT PLEASE

Prostate orgasm with the dumbbell bars

>Ruined the dyels entire high school social life since he was always known as that guy "Fat user farted on"

You are retarded if you think this incident is responsible for ruining his social life. Did you even go to high school? That isn't how high school works.

Go to a gym.

I saw an old man with nice arms, so I waited until he finished his routine and went into the bathroom to change his clothes. I waited some seconds before entering too and saw his sexy shirtless body.

...

>Tfw no gym twinks are in my area

I texted my ex partner when I was at the gym.

I took a bath before my workout so after I was done lifting with a guy we would have sweaty pumped up sex and smell good, but we said no homo afterwards.
Also took pics of him deadlifting for future use.

I thought the same thing until like 3 of them showed up in the last 2 weeks.

I didn't have any change for the plate dispensing machine so I sucked a guy in the shower to make some quick bucks.