Mire thread

>just started new job
>new supervisor is a female
>solid 6.5/10, maybe a 7 if I'm drunk
>constantly catch her staring at my arms and smiling at me during orientation
>seems REALLY friendly with me all the time, looking for reasons to talk to me, putting her hands on my shoulders, shit like that
>female coworkers are a bunch of landwhales and 2/10's.
>really cool though
>have nicknamed me "muscle man"
>always catch them staring at the corner of my eyes

Not sure if I should bone the boss lady, but this is the first time I've been mired so much. Also the first time I'm working with 90% females, so that may have something to do with it.

Sucks that none of them have any real potential, but I'm insanely autistic when it comes to talking to attractive girls...so it works out.

Also, mire thread?

Recent mires:

> boss' wife
> gf's underage sister and cousin
> stripper with two mystery meat kids and money troubles
> pink-haired radical feminist who says I could "Make her feel like a woman"

I'm getting good miring but from all the worst sources. Targeting is off. Not sure what to do

I've found that having muscles compensates for social autism. I just get a chest and arm pump, wear a tight shirt, undo the top couple buttons and get mires all night.

7/10 is good but it's the boss and you may have problems at your job if you're not good in bed (according to her).

Recent mire: a very cute 8.5/10. I'm kind of autistic socially but I smiled and said hello, which is a good start.

If giant corp, put in a few months time, then sue for sexual harassment.

semisrs

>I've found that having muscles compensates for social autism.
You must be new here...

Yea dont fuck your boss. That's generally a bad idea.

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.

>be married
>wife has a younger sister
>Sister is extremely high test in all the right places, looks nothing like her parents or siblings
>Massive perky titties, fat wobbly heart shaped ass that approaches randalin tier proportions
>She flirts with me constantly and wife just laughs it off
>Going on a vacation with them soon

HELP
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>walking the camino de santiago in spain
>get mired by some 48 year old woman
>start walking with her and sleeping with her every night
>apparently we're in love now

go on date with very beautiful girl
we go for drinks, nice cuz i can enjoy a good brew with a nice female
the date goes very well, we walk a little bit after the date just to chill together, i walk her back to her car
she says : why don't you follow me with your car
she drives me to her appartment
an other drink at her place
before taking the drink i look at her and say : if I drink this i can't drive my car and go sleep at my place
she says: sleep here it was always the plan
ok
after savage fucking just cuddling in bed she says i feel safe in your arms
;) feels great

True, but I don't plan on being here long, and I figure it'd make for a good story to tell.

Here's your chance for a threesome

It's possible the wife set the sister up to flirt with you as a test... TREAD CAREFULLY

but i'm also and autist so idk

It sounds like the sister is more attractive. If so, a woman would never ask someone she feels is more attractive than her to flirt with her man.

Well it is her sister. I imagine she would trust her a little bit.

>in game stop after gym
>sick pump
>finally buying BF1
>QT sales person tells me I look like I should be a character in the game (beard+warrior look)
>invite her back to my place (roommates out of town) to eat dinner and drink some 40s
>says she would love to but had plans already
>gives me her number and tells me to call he after the weekend
MIRED

>chillin at bus stop messing with figet spinner
>qt walking by compliments my arms
>says she likes the way they look when I click the spinner
/MADE IT

>at work
>old Mexican janitor ladies refer to me as "guapo"
>out back behind the building hitting my dab rig
>old Mexican lady says in broken English "I no tell senior gaupo"
Making it has its perks boys.

>fidget spinner
>making it

They were calling you gato for the way you arch your back when you DL

>two mystery meat kids
Lost

Honestly my dude, I only have the fidget spinner in case I need to chuck it at an assholes drivers car
>implying I fell for the DL meme, I use machines except for Bis/Tris

Lol

>walk into gym
>women check me out through the mirror
>even the women who are already with a man are looking at me

I haven't even made it yet, I'm only half-way there.

>putting her hands on my shoulders

I don't let women touch my muscles, however hot they may be. Why? Because it feels good to deny them. Fuck women. Part of the reason why I love being muscular is because there's something primal in women that LOVE muscles, and rejecting their attraction to me is my personal way of spiting their gender.

t. unironic misogynist

but here's a couple
>buyin beer with friends
>have my back to the door
>wearing semi-tight jeans
>black woman walks in
>she says "Dat ass..!" loud enough for me to hear
>I turn around to see wtf
>she quickly walks off

>chilling at mates house
>chick friend comes say hi
>she was always feeling me even before I started lifting
>"user heyyy"
>she has both hands on my bicep
>"oh hey"
>I humor her
>flex violently
>she practically moans
>mfw

You should fuck the feminist, I guarantee she will let you choke her and put it in her butt

>>flex violently
shit nigga

>tfw i'm stifling laughter in my office so my employees don't find out I browse Veeky Forums all day while they work

Great post user

>Wife is Italian.
>Her mother's side is Calibrese.
>Visiting her Nonna when we first started dating.
>Try to make a good impression, and ask the nice old lady about her cat.
>She thinks I'm asking what the cat is, no what the cat's name is.
>She looks at me deadpan and says very slowly "GAAAAATTTTOOOOOO".
>For the next six months I think she's senile.
>She thinks I'm retarded.
>Doesn't help that everytime I visited I would pet her cat and say "Gato".
>Wife knew just how much of a moron I looked like, but kept quiet just to have a laugh.
>Nonna would compliment me by squeezing my arm and saying "A Strong Men" in heavily accented broken English.
>She thought if she spoke a full sentence I wouldn't understand it because I was retarded.
>When we finally cleared up the Gato issue we had a big laugh and she cooked some incredible Rabbit.
Honestly miss that woman, I was heartbroken that she died before she could see her granddaughter get married.

I like these mire threads, hope to be apart of one someday.

That's awesome.

Dont bang anybody at work, bang people you don't work with

Thanks

I'm going g to have kids soon and I'm sad they won't get to grow up knowing her.

I only got 10 years with one of my nans and one of my pops, and both of them ended up with dementia before I was 6.
I really want my kids to be able to have a relationship with their grandparents.

Don't think it will happen on my side because my mum is cold as fuck when it comes to grandkids and my dad is so autistic and emotionless that most people think he's just the "strong silent type".
Never once told me he's proud of me, or anything like that.

Father in law is a man child with anger issues, I've nearly decked him a number of times; had to stand between him and my wife/her sisters a few times.
Mother in law is a genuinely great person though, so 1/4 ain't bad, right?

>old Mexican lady says in broken English "I no tell senior gaupo"

Done

YFW

>gf has friend from out of town visit
>she and I have been dating a month or so, so her friend doesnt know we're together
>out of towner just heard my gf left her ex about 6 months back
>"don't worry honey, he was a fucker. You'll meet someone better"
>Gfs other friend chimes in
>"girl you should see her new guy"
>pulls up my IG
>group of six women fawning over me
>gf tells them all to chill and that I'm her king and to get their own

Not really a mire but a good feel
>ex broke up with her rebound yesterday
>immediately texts me asking if I want to fuck
>sends three more texts when I don't reply
>blocked

I upgraded hard

I'm starting to get some serious mires at work though.

I love it when this happens

Although sometimes I feelz for the dyel bf. It was me once

I'm genuinely thinking of walking that,is it enjoyable? How far are you going/ did you go?

>immediately texts me asking if I want to fuck
>sends three more texts when I don't reply

nice

Yeah thats her job man

>more attractive
has a better body maybe

>been lifting three years. Never really been mired.
>get ALL my clothes tailored. All dress shirts, pants, etc. start getting $20 haircuts instead of buzzing it
>women at work start noticing me
>whoa when you start working out?
>walk by older lady who comes from rich blue blood family in town
>"you know, you should be in Jane Austen novel."
>"huh?"
>you seem to have what women want, just don't open your mouth

I really am an autist. That one actually hurt

I always get mired when I wear my waifu tanks

And you just took it?

The women is nearly 70 years old and just walked away after saying that.

>Thinks that those looks are mires

I have some bad news for you user.

Go for underage. They won't be illegal forever

I'm up to 4 girls approaching me at the gym this year so far! It's amazing the looks you get when lower your bf.

Means you probably have a good face. I look like dog shit shirtless but I still get mired from QTs

I'm tall white and aesthetic, they are bud

hell for most businessmen they're very legal

...

>(beard + warrior look)

Neck your self

You're an idiot and you haven't made it. You haven't made anything, 'my dude'.

Thanks for the kek

...

Kek

No they're not, you deluded fuckchap.

>mired
wew

>tfw no mires
>tfw nothing to mire
>tfw lurk this thread
>tfw I'm happy for everyone getting mired
You're my inspirations

videotaped dips today to check form

saw this

i know this feel

> those delts
> "mires"
hooo boy

So why did you Marry that land whale in the first place?

sheeit you look cute

this might just be the first time she sees someone do weighted dips
we need full video to know for sure

My face and gym location are in the video, do not want

She's used the dip station after me before, so at the very least she's seen me do this.

this if she isnt 300 + pounds

Give her the d man

oh well i tried
i second this guy you look qt, yes homo

I look way taller in pics from what my tinder dates have told me

Also the belt really slims down the waist. Am a 5'9 dwarf who's slowly getting rid of what's left of his gut

I seem to get a lot of mires at the grocery store lately since my cut is going very well. Under my clothes is still a mess but the rest looks pretty good. Mostly quick glances and smiles from some milfs and the college qts that live nearby. One stood out a lot recently.

>Kinda in a hurry just need to grab 2-3 quick things
>Trying to hurry in and out
> Walk into entrance right near self-checkout.
>See a group of 4 college girls.
>3 cuties and 1 short slightly chubby maybe 5/10
>On a mission to get in and out quick but I take time to eye up the 3 cuties. One had a great ass
>Look at shorty last and she staring straight at me and see her very obviously raise her eyebrows like she wants to jump me right there in the checkout lane.
>keep my stride and walk past kinda dumbfounded. Never had someone so obviously eye fucking the shit out of me like that.
>Laughed and got my groceries.

Not as cute as the other girls that were with her but I'll gladly take such an aggressive mire.

i'm also 5'9
w-we should fugg

I can't tell if girls are staring at me for being good looking or looking ugly as fuck. Either way, nothing changes so I don't give a fuck.

sry am too busy crushing on her friend

Mirin?

Fuck that.

It'll be a crazy fuck and then she'll start carrying a mattress around.

I always just assume it's the latter

boom roasted

>image cuts off

>more attractive
She's fat. user is attracted because, duh, male.

If he was married to the fatass little sister, then he would be on here dreaming about the Veeky Forums older sister.

>My last mire was my wife's boss
>Meeting her for first time
>She stands next to me (wife was across from us)
>The whole time we are talking, she is grabbing my upper arms and delts
>MFW my wife's new boss is squeezing my shoulder like a melon while talking to my wife

>Asukafags

>Dat ass
Somewhat unrelated, but it has started driving me crazy that people are using Internet terms, meme language, Instagram one liners, etc in real life.

"Dat Ass"
Derpty-doo. This isn't Veeky Forums, and you aren't a dude, so zip it.

That career path is only available to women(female).

I seriously cannot stop laughing at this picture and i don't know why.

>working in electronics store
>some dude bought small fridge
>"let's lift together to my car" he said
>I lifted alone and put in his car trunk
>"Do you lift user?"
>I nod

Male mire is still a mire right?

If you feel your game is tight go ahead, if not better not

when you realize internet memes are not created by electrical circuits and internet servers

when you realize they derive from real life

bro 5'9 is not that short stop letting Veeky Forums fuck you up lol

how big do i have to be to wear this to the gym? bought something similar at hot topic last week

My best friends are 6, 6'2 and 6'5 so mosr of the time I end up looking like a manlet by comparison

Very big, can be less big if asain as its more discrimanated if you watch anime and your white.

>Working at my shitty part time gamestop job
>Tired and hungry, just want to get home
>This fat neckbeard wades in
>Boasts to me about finally buying Battlefield 1
>The game is like almost a year old, must be a poorfag
>Creep tries to invite me to his fucking house for a first date
>Howtogetraped.pdf
>Lie about having plans already
>Give him a fake number and insist he must call me when the weekend is over
>Go out clubbing on Saturday and go home with an absolute hunk

Pic related is what he looked like

don't bang the boss. it will not end well.

Bretty chad to pull off wearing an asian female to the gym

>not carrying little asian women in your backpack while lifting to work on stabilisers and maximise gains
It's like you don't even want to make it

>working as security guard at a festival with quite tight fitting tshirt on and im 200lbs 6'2 10-12% bf, havent seen noone IRL as big and lean as myself in quite a while
>cant let ppl in with their ownn drinks
>four milfs come along with their own drinks, one is 6/10 others are like 4/10 at best
>tell them i cant let them in
>they are ok with that and say they are going to finish the drinks as they are talking to me
>all of them start hitting on me
>one 4/10 asks from 6/10 if shes beautiful today
>6/10 asks me 'what do you think user, does she look good?"
>think fuck it and thell them "it depends how good looking do you think I am"
>all the milfs start throwing compliments at me
>6/10 takes a good look at
>"user you are very good looking dude with gorgeus eyes"
>just laugh it off
>they start asking when does my shift end so they can come drink with me etc and start grabbing my biceps
>they eventually leave
>later at night when they bass by they are still throwing compliments one of them grabs my delt and says "oogh this is our user right here"
>after that later the 6/10 passes by alone
>buts her finger on her mouth
>pushes it in the mouth as she is passing by and looking me into the eyes
>muh dick(two days of nofap too)
>takes it out and points at me without saying a word
>rock hard

If i get the chance should I bang the 6/10 after tonight shift anons?

...

>Be me
>Going to a concert with my friends in my hometown
> We cross the street , a few girls behind us
>Hear one of them say "Damn ,that dude has a really nice hair"
>"A nice ass too" add another while the rest of them agree
>Start manually walking faster
I guess lifting does not cure autism

>Start manually walking faster
how is this autism? what would be "non-autistic" thing to do in that situation?