*Laughs at your strict diet*

*Laughs at your strict diet*

>if it fits your macros

what is this meme pizza shit? why do non-italians add a bunch of bullshit to their pizza?

what a small pizza
I ate an XL meat lovers from dominoes by myself tonight

yea seriously. i can easily down two thick crust large pizzas from dominos and i'm fairly lean

back to /fat/ you go.
Seriously tho. At least chad has a stacy to share it with.

>Chad eats pizza and beer while you have chicken and broccoli
how do I chadmode?

>letting your stacy eat more than 500 kcals a day...

*Laughs at your inevitable premature death*

*laughs at your uneven abs*

>Chad takes a PICTURE with a box of SMALL PIZZA while eating only TWO SLICES and fucks STACY, while you drink a GALLON of milk a DAY and get FAT

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>laughs at your search history which includes gay shit like "handsome men eating pizza"

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*mommy brings home pizza when ur on a cut*

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*wants to cuddle with you*

Fuck off ill eat pizza with ham and pineapple as much as I want

That pizza looks good

chad eats pizza

>meanwhile running tren and test on the side
deca for off season..

t.coping low test faggot

im on test ma nigga

also, a trip so go fuck with someone else and show some respect

lmao, you really think Chad sits around eating pizza all day?
not pictured is the six days a week he's out playing frisbee with the bros, playing airsoft, rock climbing, fucking bitches, counting calories, drinking protein shakes, working out, cooking chicken breast and broccoli

Airsoft? Nigga you outta your mind.

pineapple is the only good topping, fight me fags

i don't even hate that as much as you think, im not about being a purist for pizzas.
But the pizza is the enjoyable part, why do people load on 5 toppings like in OP pic, just dont bother eating pizza at that point its healthier not to.

>chad
>playing frisbee
>playing airsoft
>counting calories
>eating broccoli

virgin detected

nah I've actually had sex before but ok

I actually agree, user. My favorite Domino's Pizza is pineapple and jalapeno.

Shit my nigga you've got some good taste

it's like people enjoy the taste of these toppings

ahahahahahaha

>poses with a pizza then goes to eat chicken and brocolli after the photoshoot just like everyone else

Daily reminder Chads are actively trying to sabotage the progress of betas and the Chad eats pizza meme is one of them.

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>photo of me eating huge cake
>"omg how does he stay so lean??"
yeah, that photo captures 100% of my life, retards

are you hating things that generally taste good just for attention?

no. pizza tastes good.
it doesn't need 7 toppings to taste good.

Pizza elitism is the most retarded shit ever

kill yourself you goddamn faggot piece of shit

>tfw no hawaiian pizza on my cut

just fucking kill me

he doesn't eat that

*Blocks his laugh*

If you have oats for breakfast, go workout then you can easily eat 2000 calories worth of pizza and still maintain.

what is the point of these threads? Are you just desperate for attention?

*Laughs at your cope*

thats a tiny ass pizza my man

>be at party yesterday
>thin people drinking beer every fucking weekend and ordering pizza while doing so
>no one lifts seriously
>meanwhile i eat 2000kcal a day and workout 6 times a week
>still fatter than almost everybody there

Can y'all delete this Chad meme?
The more y'all postulate the less y'all gon' elevate.

Not black. I just imagined it said like that.

Take solace knowing you could slap to death anyone around you.

You fucking faggots should focus on improving yourself instead of looking for ways to undermine yourselves
This stupid shit needs to stop you're all gonna make it I'm praying for you niggas

> Shows picture of Chad eating pizza
> Doesn't show his calories for the day
4/10 bait, I replied.

These people are 100% skipping breakfast, if they get up after 12:00(which will probably happen after a night of drinking beer) they probably just eat something small for lunch or even skip it because they're hangover.
Calories in calories out, no one can change that.

Are you sure you're not black? That post was pretty hip...

happened to me last night, just laughed and ate my chicken and rice enjoying every filling bite.

i had gay penis in asshole sex with your FUCKIN' SON, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not true for everyone

whenever I get drunk
>drinking alcohol
I always wake up early the next day, no idea why. Plus im hungry as sin every damn time. Usually go to a dinner and order something huge or make myself like 6 eggs scrambled with bacon, sausage and hashbrowns/pancakes. shit tastes so cash when hungover.

After a night of real drinking I am probably not eating until 16:00.

this. I don't want a fat bitch, I want to see ribs and hipbones, not rolls.

best pizza; stonebaked with chicken, chorizo, mushroom and basil oil

let the retarded virgin have it, pizza elitism all he's got at this point

cope

he's not even eating pizza.
he's posing with a pizza.

My stacy has celiac disease.