How do you deal with getting old?

They have barrel chest. It's not something you develop suddenly when you grow old.

>cruise actually doesn't look bad
he has wide hips and lats/delts not big enough to not make it look dogshit

Just don't take your shirt off. Showing arms is fine though, like Arnold.

>falling for the meme

Gordon looks fine. He only looks off because he has pretty terrible genetics. Large hips and chest gap. But hes incredibly in shape for not being on TRT and being almost 50. Still has healthy vascular, elastic arteries that haven't gone varicose and has some decent muscular development for someone his age.

I'm 30 now, once I'm 50 I'll see if science has advanced enough to perhaps get me to 150 or living permanently by the time I'm 70. If I won't make it, I will just roid and deal with the consequences for the last few years of my life.

It looks like they work out at least a bit, so why don't they work their tits? They wouldn't look half bad if it wasn't for their flat upper chest.

Trt and hgh replacement, hair implants or whatever, skin care products, joint support ala deca or something.

Underageb&

>tfw tapered barrel chest
>already becoming prominent at twenty

I was born to be a shanty slinging sailor.

I've been using pic related since I turned 26 and I don't look a day over 19

By giving all of your money to the SENS Research Foundation to cure ageing.

Take roids

what are you his fucking doctor?

Test and GH in low to moderate doses

>gh
enjoy your acromegaly and wide shrek bone structure. fucking plebian.

you realize that's because of movies requirement

>tfw 23 and already look like that
who /aheadofthecurve/ here?

I want to look like this when I get old

I doubt that I will give a shit about how I look when Im 50
If I will be alive up till then in the first place

>what are therapeutic doses

You know your body makes that shit naturally, right? You do know natural production reduces with age, just like test, right?

You bring that shit up to when you were 20 and behold, in many ways you will feel 20.

>or living permanently by the time I'm 70
LMAO u on crack? So you think that, even in the remote chance that scientists will discover the elixir of living forever, they will give it to everyday normal people?

Quit smoking
Quit vaping
Quit drinking
Quit drugs
Drink water
Respect your back
Respect your knees
Brush your teeth
Take care of your skin
Stretch
Accept your limitations
Limit caffeine
Take vitamin tablet (have them handy when micros arn't met)
Take glucosamine sulphate
Exercise past 25 to prevent IQ decline, lift/cardio

Have savings so you can live 1 year before you go back to paycheque to paycheque, when you fall behind cut back on all luxuries until you get back to 1 year ahead.

Anyone add to this?

>Anyone add to this?
fap to cuck porno

redpill me on coffee/caffeine

I think I consume too much of it

they won't just give it, they'll sell it

Why did you shoop Gordon's head on to Chloe Moretz's body?

Stop consuming it for a week and judge it by your headache.

It basically puts you into a permanent* fight or flight mode, which I find hard to believe is good for you.

*(well, until the caffeine is gone from your system)

>Quit drugs
Depends on what drugs it is.

Gordon is an competitive Ironman and is in better shape than everybody in this board. Don't think he gives a shit about his chest mate

Underrated

Caffeine is actually incredibly healthy for you in moderation*.

*probably between 200-600mg a day

There a very few if any known negatives to caffeine use/supplementation. Most potential health affects stem form other conditions such as heart problems or blood pressure problems, which obviously doesn't make caffeine the culprit, only a possible catalyst.

this thread is about to blow up about this isn't it

>moisturisers
I get acne from them, but yeah, they work.

Caffeine is not very healthy in the 200-600mg dose range, try 25-75mg please.

>Live fast die young
bad girls do it well

Gordon is just barrel chested and Cruise is a manlet. Better proportions will obviously look better on both of them.

Live large, die large.Leave a giant coffin.

you die an honorable death before you get old

Young men look for good reasons to die, while mature men look for good reasons to live.

Starting strength mode

>being over 24

cringe

This desu
As long as you actually die for something good and don't go "xd lemme just off myself without trying".

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Planning on trt desu

Top jej

I'm conflicted about Mishima. He made a radical change to become Veeky Forums and wrote Sound of Waves which I fucking LOVE, but he was max homo and Sun and Steel is insufferably melodramatic.

source?

>tfw smoke
>tfw vape
>tfw drink
>back aches sometimes
>knees are fucked from ski accident
>have 800-1000mg caffeine daily

im only 18 and i look like i should be in my mid twenties. whoelse /agelet/ here?

if you don't leave behind some beautiful kids you're basically a faggot.

Tfw don't smoke, drink or do drugs, always wear sunscreen. >be 21, soon 22 years old. >go clubbing. >bouncer looks at me, then asks ID (gotta be 18 to enter) >he mirin my youthful looks

The only correct answer.

Fuckd up the rows, on phone.

You should say something else

Corpses decay

>if you don't leave behind some beautiful kids you're basically a faggot.
Guess Hitler was a faggot then, good to know.

lmfao

babyface

was he actually gay or did he just preach a bunch of >no homo shit?

God damn u hate that stupid sand bitch.

>compromise body on massive scale
>boo hoo I fucked myself

What age can you start TRT and how do you do it legally? How much is it? Not covered by insurance?

I'm from burgerland btw

>t. beta male

No one gave a fuck about me at 19. I'm 39 and nothings changed. So who gives a fuck. Anything I do I do for me and me alone.