Who else gets big to fuck cosplay sluts with ease?

Who else gets big to fuck cosplay sluts with ease?

>I lift to bang degenerate attention whores

Ok user

>I lift to bang sexy degenerate attention whores
I'm glad you understand.

t. delusional fags from /r9k/ and /v/.

cgl pretty much stopped doing any meetups because of autists like you kek.

Well, I can see that it's depressing for those landwhales that no one wants to fuck.

/r/ing the pic of the nasty shit that /cgl/ girls talk about on the board.

CGL is full of fatties, why would anyone want to bang those disgusting bitches

How does one go about doing this? Im already big just working on my cut rn. Any tips?

you don't it's bullshit

Go to cons dressed as characters from video games that girls play

>dressed as characters from video games that girls play

I don't understand.

You dont even need to be dressed to be honest. Just be big and you gonna fuck them. Those places are huge orgies, thank god.

Also, remember that fitzen who dressed as Gon from HxH and fucked some whores? He was kinda dyel and scored

>>those coswhores they show me on buzzfeed are indicative of real life
You're in for a harsh awakening bro. It's mostly kids and hambeasts. You might think I'm lying to you but this is exactly the reason I don't try to socialise with people who like 'geek' things.

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we all understand

>dressed as characters from video games that girls play
Why do they gotta make this so hard?

Guess I could go as Layton or Mario.

or anime but it's still nonsense ain't nothing but tub lords and all the hot ones are dating some numale hipster trash

not anyone on this board OP, and especially not (you)
and this guy too >actually thinks Veeky Forums is good with girls
w e w

Go as a candy from candy crush or something

always knew dota2 was the most patrician game in existence.

i thought final fantasy would have more precentage of girls playing it lol, the guys are hot and girls like seeing hot guys

You forgot to say no homo i think

lol dota 2 on the very top.

There's no way League of Plebo's is only 10% female. I'm certain over 50% of support players in low elo (bronze-gold) are female.

""female""

Girls like OPs pic are models or hired cosplayers. You stand no chance of getting with them because they're paid to look slutty in front of autists and get people like OP talking to them every single day.

The other option is non professionals, but they're 70% fat girls, 20% ugly girls and 10% men who look like girls

source on that video?

Is that Bailey?

You do have a chance of getting them if you have a good looking face

will they deny a guy who looks like an aesthetic video game character? nope

forgot to include this pic

Post more cosplaying sluts

You dont have to be fit, just dont be an autist and talk to them like normal sluts in a bar

Why do I get the feeling that cosplay sluts are fish in bed?

>get Veeky Forums
>cosplay simple things that show off how Veeky Forums you are
>fugg any emotionally fucked up girl at cons
P R O F I T

so... The Sims?

nigga plz, Dwarf Fortress is 0 - 100

>grandstrategy : 200% male

>20% ugly girls and 10% men who look like girls

those odds are good enough for me.

I fucked some weird turkish "girl" in Japan once but it turned out to be some sissy faggot with a dick. Still fucked it.

>Not just cosplaying Vega
Step it up user

i get Veeky Forums to be a cosplay slut

cosplay a microphone

kinda shocked mass effect is that low DESU

>BRB I'm about to cosplay as that random SIMS character guy.

I lift to be that huge buffer dude that cosplay cute animu fils.

Why in the hell would I allow some cosplay loserettes to indulge in my gains?
To them it will be a night and day they'll never forget for the rest of their lives with a stud they'll never forget.
But for me it will a mediocre but interesting screw with an ugly chick who spent more time fawning over my body, worshipping my 9x6 and taking selfies of her and me from the neck down.
I'm a sexy motherfucker now I can get an attractive chick who I can make dress up any way that I want.

bailey is fatter

Cosplay as a Sim desu