Gym Receptionist

Tell me about your Gym's Receptionist

How is she?

She's really nice to me but then again I've always tipped well.

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I never see her face because it's always faced down at the smartphone on her lap. She doesn't respond to verbal communication.

She is sexy
I really feel akwards saying hi to her

She is nice though
Nice ass

>Have a nice workout!
>Y-you too...

She's pretty sweet and adores me
She's some middle eastern milf
She buys me stuff all the time and gives me all the gym merch free
I think Im gonna smash her before she leaves in a week
wish me luck

any time i tip her she always just gives me this look like "what the fuck is wrong with this guy"

what does this mean? am i tipping too much or too little? (i normally tip 10% monthly gym fee)

pic related

It's a dude most of the time
Other times is some thick black girl

screencapping this for when you both get honor killed next week

...

weres the fkin tip jar in that pic?

She's alright. Doesn't say much, though.

>be at CERN gym
>infinitely many receptionists at the counter
>tip the first one $1, the second $2 and so on
>gym owner comes and give me 8 cents.
>mfw

It's 20% you dingus.

>y-you t-t-too

in all seriousness, my gym "receptionist" is a british jew ex-gangster with head tattoos and he buys tren off me sometimes

I fucked her. True story.

well she's a guy, so...

its often a buff manlet or an middleaged woman
they seem nice

She's under paid and under tipped imho famalam

That'd be like $5 per session...

Just tip $1 like everyone else you fucking morons.

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you do know that no one on fucking Veeky Forums will get that??

mine is either a 6'7" bearmode giant of a man or a qt redhead girl with a nice smile.

nice trips, but I'm a mong liberal arts major and don't know what your joke means, sorry user

-1/12 meme

my receptionist is a dude.

everyday i walk in and wink at him and say "sup babe"

i'm pretty sure he knows i'm kidding, i'm too autistic to read faces

> not 8.33 repeating cents
I hate it when the owner rounds down

what

well tipped is what she is

I'm here to lift. Not to think.

it's a math meme that states that the sum of all natural numbers equals to -1/12, it's not a meme tho, it's an actual result.

5'2 freckled hapa, slightly toned. she likes doing barbell hip thrusts and telling me my form is shit. needless to say, she's my oneitis.

Shes very rude to me idk why

my gym's receptionist is the owner he's bald and in his 50s, really nice though

>telling me my form is shit

tfw no gf to berate me

Yes

>tall qt who looked like Taylor Swift
>disappeared 2 weeks ago
>some low T middle aged man replaced her

She's a cunt that literally budged in front of me at the grocery store once
Called her out on it when I saw her

But her face looks like shit

goddamnit Veeky Forums, keep your numberpedo jokes on your own board
also nice trips

>add 1 pound onto bar
>then add 2 pounds the next rep
>continue until the bar actually floats away from the bench without any effort

there's a few, but one stands out i've always had a thing for her for years now....
her name is Halie

the receptionist greets me first by my first name (we have never formally met so I just assume she got it from my scan card) everytime I come in. Haven't really noticed her do it to other guys but don't really pay attention. Is this a sign?

give her funny a nickname, if she gives you a funny nickname back ask her out

>world's frailest old woman, belongs to that religion where they make you wear denim skirts
>overzealous has-been manager, interrupts your workout to either tell you about his glory days or to tell you to add more weight
>assorted normies
>cute skinnyfat guy with curly hair, want to bang him but he's either straight or autistic
>only a few fit people actually work there, they spend all their time flirting with each other

This is a good use of trips.
Please include me in the screenshot.

It's -1/12

No, she is just being friendly

wow what a stunner. you just don't find girls like these anymore.

for our first date i'd take her out to a nice seafood restaurant near vancouver bay and let her know how beautiful she looks in blue

after 18 months of carefree nights and weekend getaways, i would propose to her with my grandmother's wedding ring

we'd have the ceremony on a glacial plane of the canadian rockies with our friends and loved ones atop the rustic rafters of a handcrafted ski chalet

and as i slide the ring on her finger, i'll bend down, and gently whisper "patrice bergeron sends his regards" before biting it off at the knuckle, and ripping apart my blood-stained tuxedo to expose my boston bruins 2011 stanley cup champion T-shirt

She's cute. Smiles really hard at me, but I'm obese so it's just how she is told to interact with everyone.

You'd think having a cute girl smile at you would feel nice, but it feels so patronizing.

>too autistic to look at the face
>don't even know how she looks

There's a couple okay-looking girls who work at the uni rec center here but honestly, it being a university gym means there are way better looking dudes coming through on a way higher than average rate compared to out in about in non-gym setting so there's no point thinking about it

>I tried to pick up 7,5/10 receptionist
>she realises I am beta loser
>she only repeat hi to me and avoid eye contact
She was talkative, I thought I have a chance. Hold me brahs.

She calls me by my name. Anyone else?

>budged in front of me
what did he mean by this

Do you fucking type out the goddamn post numbers you retard?

>10% monthly gym fee.
>Paying 300% of gym fee to a trollop manning the door.

She's old that's about it the dudes are nice though

Do you Americans actually fucking tip everyone?

she's warm, friendly and always smiling. I want to wife her.

she's never there and I love it

>two years in gym and she still doesn't know my name
bad feefees

>and telling me my form is shit
Sounds awesome.

Why would she?