How can we make the next generation Veeky Forumsizens?

How can we make the next generation Veeky Forumsizens?

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>tfw your mom scolded you for getting overweight as a little kid and warned you about turning into a "300 pound blob"
>tfw your mom never gave you shit about exercising too loudly around the house or smelling too bad while you did it and accommodates your gym schedule for family outings
>tfw today you're Veeky Forums and watch My 600 Pound Life together with your mom and know she saved you from that fate

Thanks Mom

that's quality parenting and a half

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My mom always gave me shit about being fat even though she has no idea about exercising and her idea of a meal was telling me "whatever you can find in the fridge"

JOHN F KENNEDY YOUTH IS FINE BUT HITLER YOUTH IS NOT

fucking faggots, how do you think Germany beat the shit out of France so easily

parents today have higher priorities then having their kids be healthy.

>tfw my mom never let me get fast food and always made healthy home-cooked meals despite working an intense full-time job

I really lucked out. I'm gonna call my mom tomorrow

France was ruinously unprepared ?
How do you think China will beat you so easily ? Aren't you arguing on the internet instead of training for the coming war ?

looks fascist, go back to

Nigga, China is going to have the biggest and most disasterous fucking civil war in recorded history.
The country will then split along certain lines and that will be that.

>china
*USA

Not if they don't die from SARS.v3/birdfluenza.v2/whatever first. I swear one chinaman will come back from a business trip in Africa with Ebola or Marburg and the entire coast will die off overnight.

I would like to thank my father for everythig after seeing these kind of posts

I was born in a family where my father has been doing track and plays basketball for a local team for 20 years intensely, and still does a shit ton of things. He always tried to motivate me to work out and ofcourse, as a kid, I did just the opposite
Then after I turned 15 or so I realized he was right af since I was a skinnyfat DYEL amd immediately started working out, started lifting when I turned 18
I still have work to get done, but if not for him I'd be a complete loser rn
Thanks dad

Dude, the USA citizens have been brainwashed, partially chemically lobotomized, socially dominated, and completely defeated.

There will never be a civil war here.

do fat camps actually work?

Ask the nazis

Lost at socially dominated

communists were fit, low lvl bait like that image above

>fatty parents don't know proper diet or exercise.
>schools serve trash in a tray.

We have to make Zyzzland.

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I'd rather have my kids be athletic and eat a lot or fat as fuck and plump than let them be skinnyfat anorexic cucks

eating a lot during childhood can lead to growth

>How can we make the next generation Veeky Forumsizens?

1. They need to eat healthy.
Nutrition should be teached at schools.
2. Their cardio system must be good.
Competitive endurance sports should be more of a thing.
Like running, cycling, swimming or triathlon.
3. Muscle build up.
They need to know that muscles are attractive.

>skinnyfat anorexic cucks

wut

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>Was a little shit as a kid
>Parents always got me fast food and junk food all the time as a kid. Even after eating my food my parents would always ask if I wanted more food and I'd always say yes.
>Never encouraged to go out or anything, always just played video games.
>Not tooooo obese, but at 5'7 my heaviest was 198 lbs with absolutely no muscle.
>when I started losing weight at 19 my dad kept giving me shit for looking too skinny when I still had a visible gut
>anytime I got sick or hurt it was blamed on the fact that I was losing weight

I mean I'm glad they weren't pieces of shit to me, but fuck man, I really wish they cared about nutrition and fitness at all when I was growing up. My whole family is fairly chubby or overweight.
>tfw I hear my sister talk about how my nephew eats straight butter. She laughs as if it were something cute.

We don't do anything. I enjoy reading about people's bad health

My health is supreme. My children's health will be too of course, because so will their mother's. They will outclass all the fat unhealthy kids just like I outclass all the fat unhealthy people in this country. There are only benefits to others shitty health habits

1.Basic nutrion will NEVER bet taught in first world schools.
Why? Because they have to sell the soda and candy in the snack machines and fast food at lunch.

2.Bringing back PE and pushing sports is a good way to do that.

3.Basic calisthenics should be brought back and pushed. They already know a great athletic body looks good. Problem is that they think that the gear heads are the norm and don't have the first fucking idea of what to do or how to get there.

Starvation isn’t fit, user.

kekked, but meanwhile in socialist europe I only see a 300+ fat once a month even though I'm on the transit 2h daily

>socialist
It is has nothing to do with communism.

seems like crossfit to me. still better than tumblr.

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>1.Basic nutrion will NEVER bet taught in first world schools.
>Why? Because they have to sell the soda and candy in the snack machines and fast food at lunch.
What wouls speak against it?
Also Soda and candy are awesome if you run out of calories in the middle of Training/competition.
>2.Bringing back PE and pushing sports is a good way to do that.
>Bringing back PE
Did they remove it in burgerland?
Because in germany we had to do cooper test, 100m sprint, 400m sprint and endurance running and other stuff in the mandatory PE basic course, and there even was a advanced course.
>3.Basic calisthenics should be brought back and pushed. They already know a great athletic body looks good. Problem is that they think that the gear heads are the norm and don't have the first fucking idea of what to do or how to get there.
Bodyweight training is great, but 1 and 2 are more important.
Schools could implement that in PE at highschool.

Go back to plebbit or /leftypol/ you fucking crybaby. All you faggots do is whinge, whine and moan. Just shut the fuck up. You’re pathetic.

James Woods is a national treasure.

>Nutrition should be teached at schools.
>1.Basic nutrion will NEVER bet taught in first world schools.

Apparently, we need to focus on English first.

I'm a teacher and I can you right now that if our government gave a damn about these kids, things would be much different.

Unfortunately I'm not in charge of teaching science. I teach social studies. And looking at the curriculum, they wait until the kids have finished standardized testing to cram a health book down their throats to keep kids occupied the last 2 weeks of school. They aren't going to learn that way. By that point they've mentally checked out. The school is more concerned with scores than what the kids actually learned or if they know any life skills.

The lunches are so nasty that I let my students not eat if they choose. The school also sells the kids ice cream, popcorn, and chips to raise money to buy school supplies. Then some of them go home and cook their little siblings instant ramen because single mom is either working or high.

What percentage of bodyfat is this?

>the majority of parents who were okay with letting their kid become overweight are okay with it
What a redundant statistic.

>tfw mom would call me handsome and smart even though i was fat and stupid
th-thanks mom

>11 year olds can do more pushups then you

not gonna make it brahs

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samefag

>eating a lot during childhood can lead to growth
Yeah, a lot of HEALTHY things. Your fat kid stuffing his retarded face with soda and ice-cream won't make him as tall as the other kid that eats lots of protein, takes a multivitamin, and drinks water.

>tfw fat, lazy, awkward growing up
>tfw constant disappointment to my dad, put strain on my parents, and their different opinions about how aggressive they should be to make me skinny and normal was part of the reason they broke up

Can't blame the kid for being confused when daddy has bigger tits than mommy

what a little pussy fart you are

KEK

>tfw your dad used to lift heavy and taught you everything you know about fitness
Thanks dad

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Proper PE is everyday. We in Germany have only PE for 3x45minutes a week.
Most of it is not even exercise, it's selecting teams for soccer and the most atheletic games is dodgeball(Völkerball).
Which State are you coming from? We didn't have advanced courses for PE.

Nordrhein-Westfalen, ich bezog mich auf die Sport-Leiatungskurse in der gymnasialen Oberstufe.

Sweden here, pretty much the exact same here. It absolutely sucks (even though those sports were fairly fun)

Well if all the parents in America are full of lard what would make you think the kids could be healthy?

> tfw your mom and dad gave you superior genetics so they didn't have to worry about you getting fat as a kid

Feels good

1 banana of fat a day.

>those sports were fairly fun
should be offered to adults

obstacle courses and gymnastics on the bar climbingwhere the best thing we did back then

Ok this is now a PE thread

pic related made me feel like a superhero

watch out crocks in the water

>95% of parents think their children look "just right" no matter what because it's their fucking children you retarded niggers

There give me a fucking writers job on your shitty blog masquerading as a magazine.

Your parents just didn't raise you with bad habits

a combination of fat people hate and specific racial food lists that will boost their output to maximum levels.

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sciencemag.org/news/2014/04/did-europeans-get-fat-neandertals

because right now dietary science is way too generic, too much studies are included from other nations and other races, when in reality, it goes far beyond lactose tolerance.

Our entire mental well being rests in finding a race specific diet.

Which is something like pic related, but not with the ketosis, meats should be high up, at least 60% of the diet though.

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Kids need this in there schools.

GOSH DARN KNIGHT COMMING THRU

>2.Bringing back PE and pushing sports is a good way to do that

Did they remove it? I graduated high school in 2011 and we still had PE.

Having said that, I fucking hated it and it deterred me from working out or participating sports. Making it mandatory and graded took all the pleasure out of it and I actually resented physical fitness for a while.

I'm Glad I grew out of that phase, but pushing sports and fitness and kids is not always a good way to get them into it.

*their

That last part has me trembling dude. I fear for my young cousins' health too.

>both parents fat positive retards

fuck are you me?

hurts so bad knowing that my mom and dad don't care at all about health

>dad has lost/gained weight several times, always falls back into bad habits
>tfw constantly advice that falls on deaf ears
>kitchen literally filled with unhealthy food
>tfw youngest sister is already overweight for her age

Same
>TFW when your mom would call you a fat fuck when you took your shirt off
>Out of spite you work out to get more fit
Thanks Mom I know you meant right

Seconded; just had to do my exercises in the afternoon rather than in the evening when she worked night shifts.

Because lard isn't genetic and children can still be taught?

This user gets it.
A civil war in china would be pretty much the apocalypse. A *billion* refugees would pour out and world economy would implode.

We can't.

Democrats encourage ignorant single mothers and babies raised on state handouts to win more votes in the long run.

Can we cut funding to NPR already?

There are no socialist countries in Europe retard

>because single mom is either working or high.

She's busy cranking out more lil democrats

except the whole european union kek

thanks dad! :)

I got yer fat banana right here

>China is going to have the biggest and most disasterous fucking civil war in recorded history

They already did:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion

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Jesus,James Woods.wanna tell em how your really feel. HAha

>Dynasty Warriors: Modern Warfare

Dude, Woods' Twitter is fucking amazing. He gives zero fucks and is hilarious. I hardly even use my account other than to keep in contact with some online friends but he was one of the first people I followed there.

>how do you think Germany beat the shit out of France so easily
Because France thought it was going to be more trench warfare and thought that static defences were the way to go while Germany built up a great airforce and used modernized tanks to simply go over/around rather than be stupid and just charge at them.

>Nutrition should be teached at schools.
>teached

Pottery.

link to article in pic?

I think i'll check it out.

Burger here, PE is a fucking joke
Nothing that requires actual exertion, and the kids can lag/not participate and the teachers don't give a shit