The virgin workout

this OC is for you boys, took me an hour

8/10

>he has sex in the bathroom when resting
With other men?

>trains for himself

As opposed to what, exactly?

pussy

;^)

You missed the point you dumbo.
The chad counterpart has originally been made to point how ridiculous the virgin criterias were.

Top kek.
Good job user

And?
What's wrong with that.

My wife's son is sitting next to me playing xbox, while I patiently wait my turn so I can watch the football games later. I love that kid. So what if his skin tone is more tan than I? He is my son now, and it's my duty to raise him.

It's like this: you own a yard and there are two big trees in the back.
But one tree next door is even bigger, and the branches extend into your yard. One of those branches drops an acorn, and it starts to grow in your yard now, alongside your two trees.

Are you just going to cut down the new small tree? No...your going to raise it with your own.

My wife saw a bigger tree and had that seed planted in her. My son is my acorn.

This, there needs to be shit like
>never trains legs, barely able to support his upper body
>-22% bf
>calves bigger than quads
>never sweats, in fact his skin so dry it starts cracking and bleeding
>ass non-existent

kek

>turn purple doing heavy

virgin should be using a smith machine

Pretty good, needs more exaggeration on the Chad parts though

Pic related

Even better. Thanks dude

>Cut shins from deadlifting

Were you watching me deadlift?

>wokout
Ya blew it
You're a waste

good shit OP, pretty accurate. Although the Chad's tend to have smaller calves, at least at my gym.

Also maybe it's because I'm also a Vigin Lifting but that body type is more attractive than chads imo.

>always goes at peak hours

lel

6/10

>never unracks the weight
Lel. Did nobody else see this part?

>Eats pizza and drinks beer

Meh

Is pretty good, but this meme is taking every virgin thing and taking it to absurdity

Like

>Drive at slow speed never rolling the road markers

becomes

>direction and speed is random

like bitches wouldn't wanto to mire chad while he fucks all their friends

Ok guy
Cuck guy

Lil baby

I did and I kekd

Fag

Should be this
>grunts and drops weight so loud it activates lunk alarms in nearby planet fitness branches

I never thought trees could get cucked too... I am woke now

The quads of truth. Fuck lifting for myself! I lift because I wanna get drown in pussy!

nice get

y-you.... just described me.

that measn we're the same guy ;)

>My son is my acorn

8/10, had a good chuckle

You butchered the meme you fucking pleb.

>quads

new pasta? seems like it could be pretty delicious desu

If I mow my grass weekly, that tree would never grow.

>Unable to move unless noticed

I look like the cartoon Lmfao


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