Morning Routines

What does your AM routine look like?

Me:

-Wake up (duh)
-Put on gym clothes
-Make breakfast
-Go to gym
-Post workout smoothie (make two, I'll have the other after lunch)
-Shower & get ready for work

>The first hour of the morning is the rudder of your day.
>some old dead dude

>wake up at 6.45AM
>fall out of bed feeling terrible and groggy
>piss
>put uniform on
>drive to work to start at 7.30.

Living your best life

>wake up
>piss and poop
>brekkie
>poop again

I mainly do stuff at noon (running, swimming, or climbing) and in the evening (lift, bodyweight, muay).

I try to be better in my life (which is a mess right now) and my morning routine is:
- wake up at 6:30 because my phone told me to go to bed at 11:30PM (23:30 for those who understand the metric minutes)
- meditate 10 minutes (good for depression somehow)
- eat my oat and other stuff
- make sure I don't forget my running shoes, swim pants, and climbing shoes
- go to work

>wake up
>fuck w.e slut I picked up or just masturbate
>use bathroom check my phone
>do some push ups til i burn out
>go back to sleep
>wake up in an hour or so fuck again or mastrubate
>take shower after more push ups
>go to work

>Wake up at 2pm.
>fap.
>shower.
>Eat.
>Leave around 3ish to start my day.

>wake up 10 am
>coffe, oats with cottage cheese with fruit if i have
>learn some music theory
>streches for 10-20 min
>start drawing porn pic for client

then later in day i work out bodyweight style in home but im going to gym some day.

leaving the neet life feels good. Would kill myself if i had to go to some shit work 5 days a week.

>Up at 6:00am
>Make greens drink and browse internet
>7:00am drink coffee
>7:15am eat oats
>Shower at 7:45
>Get dressed and dick around at home a bit more until leaving for work at 8:30am

It's pretty sweet having so much free time in the morning. I used to get up at 8:00am and cram everything before sprinting to work.

Week:
>Wake up at 9
>Eat breakfast
>Drive to work
>Be at work around 11
>Eat again around 13
>Leave work at 16
>Eat again around 17
>Get to gym around 18
>Leave gym around 20
>Eat a light meal around 21
>Game/fap/hang out with (girl)friend(s)
>Back home around 00
>Shower/fap + shower
>Sleep at 1
Repeat until weekend
Weekend:
>wake up around 12
>breakfast
>fap/game
>be outside by 14
>unplanned events until 22 (mostly spending time with gf/family)
>be back home around 23
>Shower/fap + shower
>Sleep at 1
Repeat until week
I work IT at a non-IT company so my job is just basic troubleshooting and occasionally installing and explaining how to use programs. Rake in €2700 (net) per month and have a pretty good array of extralegal benefits, 6 weeks vacation + official and religious holidays.
Been living like this for 2 years already, I'm pretty happy with my life. Planning on getting married to my gf (of 4 years) in 2 years or so (21 rn).
Is this the average life of a Veeky Forumsfag?

>wake up at around 2pm, never use an alarm
>if lifting day, eat some num-nums then go to gym
>if off, day, go run a few miles then eat num-nums
>continue to periodically eat num-nums and shitpost until about 7:30
>shower, uniform, drive to work for 8:45 roll call
>work until 7, come home, sleep
>repeat

> (duh)

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look at my dubs. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>leaving the neet life feels good. Would kill myself if i had to go to some shit work 5 days a week.

Kek

Hell no dude, that's a sweet setup.
I'm working 45ish hours a week doing operations management at a print marketing collateral company and fighting to climb the ladder while only netting about $2400 per month. Granted I'm only 23 and I've only been with this company a few months.
I'm also just fucking around socially and I've got a few FWBs instead of a steady GF which I'd much prefer.

>wake up at 6:30AM
>piss, brush teeth etc. (shower at night after gym)
>get dressed
>leave house by 6:45
>sit in traffic for 45+ minutes
>start class at 8

Commuting to summer classes for uni atm

>wake up naturally at around 5am - 6am
>drink loads of water, shit, take caffeine, brush teeth
>go do cardio at my local track, if it's leg day I do sprint training,
>go back home, cook eggs with sausage,eat
>get ready for work
>go to work

every morning

Wake up at 4 am
Make lunch
Eat oats
Make protein shake
Use all free swipes on tinder
Relax
Leave house at 515
Workout from 6-7
Shower and get to work by 715

Wake up. Prepare oats and coffee - 10 minutes. Eat oats and drink coffee - 40 minutes
Get dressed, wash face, brush teeth, take a shit - 10 minutes

Go about the rest of my day.

>Wake up
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>sit on bed thinking how much of a loser I am
>pray to god my life gets better
>piss
>eat breakfast
>shower
>go to work

>wake up 10am
>hit the snooze button 20 times until it's 1pm
>wake up to another day in my life, feel like dying
>peel myself out of bed and sit on my computer
>eat something and shower
>force myself into the gym, feel shitty and tired, do a half ass workout
>go home
>sit on the computer more

rinse and repeat every single day

>literally stated to have clients
>neet
>literally wrote "leaving" instead of "living"
>neet

Or are you the one with sour grapes?

>wake up at 2 pm
>take a piss, try to shit
>weigh in
>eat and sit around for 3 hours
> go to gym

yes boyo

delet

Wake up between 5 and 6 30
Do 8 form tail chi while waterboils for coffee.
Drink coffee, read news.
Sun salutes + calisthenics
Snack
Run or other cardio
Weight training
Breakfast
Work.