How tf do you count calories

Decided to start bulking two days ago. Started counting calories for the first time ever. Aiming for at least 3,000 - 3.500 calories every day.

Well, it is much easier than I expected. It isn't even that much food. I can eat 3,000cal without even trying.

Am I counting wrong? Is there some fucking secret to this?

You google how many calories in 100g of whatever food it is. Work out how many calories in the amount you have. Thats all there is to it, so yeah it is that easy.

And yeah eating 3000kcal isn't hard if you aren't a lifetime skellington

myfitnesspal.com

Yeah, senpai -- pizza / mac and cheese / ice cream / soda

If you want to bulk for the sake of doing it, it's hella easy -- what are you even talking about

I'm /fat/ but I'm slimming down significantly. I've been lifting for years and my legs look nice. I got thighs of a thick bitch but I'm a vegeta sized manlet. feels good man. I like looking like a Running back.

Nah, during my first bulk I too noticed how little food 3500 calories is, especially if you're including some cheat meals and make it fit your macros. You also notice how little 2000 calories is, especially if you're eating out or eating prepackaged shit and you realize how the west got so fat.

Are you weighing your food?


3000 cals isn't that tough for most people. It shouldn't be surprising it's not hard. If you ever start shooting costco sized tubs of roids and eat 6k a day, that's when it gets hard.

peanut butter is easy calories

Buy a kitchen scale

Yes it's easy asf to overeat, that's why so many people are fat nowadays.

Lol not gonna lie. I eat peanutbutter like 6 meals in my bulk days. Legit hitting 5k calories and a bunch of protein. Together with bread and whole milk. That shit and lifting heavy is the best way to bulk

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>actually believing bulking has anything to do with fitness and not just you wanting to be a fatass
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a calorie surplus is absolutely and inarguably necessary for gains in strength and size as a natural lifter that is past the beginner stage

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3000 calories most definetly is a lot of food if you eat clean. But if you're mashing pasta, chips and sweet into your mouth, it's gonna go by real quick.

I eat ~1 pound of meat (~400g), 3 eggs, 2 scoops, a banana, and a carb source for 2000 calories 40%carb, 20%fat, 40%protein. Veggies I don't count, as I can't eat enough for any of it to really matter. If I were to go on a bulk, I would flip the switch and eat double the meat, fill in the rest with carbs.

Use something like myfitnesspal or Fitbit to calculate your meals, sitting there and googling everything is a huge hassle.

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