One has to go forever:

Goodbye lifting, hello based calisthenics.

AI will do all the driving in approx 10-15 years from now, so easily C.

driving is boring and lazy.
bicycle riding master race makes C the obvious choice.

Already made peace with B, haven't fucked in 1.5 years now...

Fucking normie, try 5.5 years.

Damn, I thought that my four years was a long time.

youtube.com/watch?v=4W0j2On4tKU

A and do calisthenics. Weighted if allowed

B
>Monk mode
fuck a hole to fuck, nigga

what about hookers guys

all three

that's actually the time span between my first time and my second time.

but now i can't stand 1 week without fucking. and it's been almost 2 weeks now. i'm dying

B).

Nothing about my life changes since I can still imagifuck my waifu and nut in my fleshlight. Get a free guarantee I will never be raped, as a bonus. Guaranteed wizardhood, baby.

Checkmate, OP.

>implying B isn't the obvious choice for Veeky Forums

>Implying fucking my anime waifu pillow isn't considered real sex
W-what are you trying to imply user

Definition of vehicle
1
: a means of carrying or transporting something

Bad news, user. A bike is a vehicle. B and C are equally tough, fuck

Hope you don't ever drop a pencil and need to pick it up

Because no lifting

>driving is boring and lazy
>t. never driven a car

Choose B because i'm used to it anyways

Does bicycle count as a vehicle? If not (C)

fucking baby, try 22 years

>keep lifting
>keep sex
>walk everywhere for cardio

I can pick B, because there wasn't any sex in my life to begin with.

LMAO american corporatism has cucked you fatties into thinking cars are equal to sex

>living in a country where driving your own car is a necessity

>thinking that he means the car is a necessity and not thinking it's about the joy of driving
wew yuros really are stupid

B.

I already get sex regularly from the gf, but I have an overwhelming (and seemingly innocuous) literal fetish for bodily/dermal proportions and manual stimulation (that being tactile stimulation for the hands, in this case, my hands). This means I get slightly more pleasure from seeing and touching a well-proportioned woman's body than I do from simply putting my penis in an orifice. If I was blindfolded and couldn't touch the person on my dick in any way (like without her even touching the rest of my body), I just wouldn't be able to finish.

As long as I could have a gf to see and touch while getting myself off (then getting her off after) I'll be driving all over the god damn place while you fuckers have to use public transit.

>tfw you literally do none of these things

B

Literally nothing changes.

I'll get rid of lifting and do calisthenics

I guess I could give up banging your mom

I swear have you people ever been outside of a fucking city?

c
bicycle it is

Probably not.
Most of the posters here are cityfolk who have no idea about how it is to live outside of those horrifying cancerous soul devouring human zoos.

While I fuck in the back...or lift...or both.....but mostly just masturbate.

>tfw 25 and still no driver's license
>took 3 lessons a month ago, guy said i was doing a good job
>parents wont practice with me
>no friends to practice with

sigh

A. I might not be able to lift but I can still work out on machines

C because I'm already doing it essentially. Easy.

>implying it's a choice
>implying I haven't been living this challenge all my life

>can't drive a car anyway
>never have sex

I live outside a city and id simply move into one if I had that restriction

This. Conservative men work for families and build houses and shit. Lifting weights while being autistic is counterintuitive

I can't drive anyway since I'm a sperg with ADHD.