Another day. another thirsty fat girl...

fuck yeah brah
This one time last week I totally banged an 8, no wait a 9, and she looked kind of like pic related and she said she was in love with me and i was like "nah"

s-shit was cool as fuck but not a big deal i guess haha

Same. I didn't even want to cum.

Feels better than jerking it though.

But my fleshlight comes with way less baggage and doesn't stalk me at work.

kek

better than fucking your own hand or a rubber vagina desu

C-Chad Sama please t-tell me your s-secret.

This shit famalam if you can even keep it hard the whole time

Does not. I mean, yeah, it's great to slap a hoe around and do all sorts of nasty shit with her, but in the end, she's just a ugly hoe. The absence of female aesthetics ruins it for me desu.

S-should I give it another swing, Veeky Forums? That masochistic hoe is still pining for me, and there's still some shit to do to her.

I don't see the problem. Its like masturbating without all the work. The feeling that you are a depraved son of a bitch is something you easily get used to.

No, your dick is lying to you.
It'll just lead you back here, talking about how disgusted you are with yourself again. Find a nice 7/10 who wants to go for a picnic.

Rule of thumb here:
Never fuck something you couldn't deadlift.

be lean and dress nice.

you don't even need that great of a face, or height. remember, you're trying to attract average / fat girls.

Ayy lil nikka, u just need konfidunce.

You should meet up with her and draw a picture of her face on your chest in sharpie ahead of time, just to see her reaction once you take your shirt off.

Why does no one here want some phatass white girls?

i love big beautiful women

*strict press

Fuck off, you fat cunt.

It really isnt tho

At least you didn't get cat fished. I sexted someone I really don't know is a guy, girl or what a couple of years ago before I started lifting. I've just looked at my kik again and realized that I was catfished. I feel fucking retarded.

I got to give it to this person though. It's a pretty elaborate catfish. This person is using pictures of three different people. Ones some chick DJ in the UK and the others are two other random people. Most of them I cant even find on reverse image search

Wrong.

I've legit been talking to a girl for 7 months and I still think it might be a catfish. At this point, I'll be pissed off if its not because we could've banged ages ago.

>Making fat women think they deserve fit men
No wonder women are entitled.

>without all the work
Uhmm, have you actually tried trying to maintain an erection while fucking an unattractive girl? That IS work.

Sometimes, I just want a moderately decent looking warm tight wet couple of hole sto spend an hour destroying.
No fucking foreplay, no going shallow cause bitch can't handle 9 inches.
Just balls deep punishment to work off some anger and drain my nuts.

Is that too much to ask?

Just don't give your real name, even better go to another town far away to nail some fatty pussy.

It's probably a catfish dude.

on another note, the search into my cat fish gets weirder. The name of the chick whose pictures she is using is a brit pornstar and DJ. She had a GOT camo. So Who the fuck am I talking too now.

>The name of the chick whose pictures she is using is a brit pornstar and DJ
LOL
Ok I get that noone wants a fat ugly chick but for fuk's sake you are shooting yourselves in the leg for the chicks you drool over. How stupid can men be?

Spiritual brother

That worked until I fucked a few 8+/10s. I even used to have a fat gf. Now a fat girl is worthless to me. I would only accept a bj or a hj from a fatty. Girls with nice, petite bodies and meh faces are worth fucking though.

>the only girls that exist are fatties or hotties

this is why women have shitty entitled attitude that they do because of idiots like you.

That reminds me of a fatty that I talk shit to. Bitch got an idea in her head that I'd actually do her (I've only talked about sticking a dick in her mouth, which she rejects firmly, dunno why) and tried to get me to invite her over. Then moped when I told her no, told me that I am jerking away instead of getting laid.

I just want to stick my dick in that mouth while pretending it's not a 100-kilo slag with a semi-bearable face hidden under the clothes.

This man knows...

You have a serious mental problem user. Please kill yourself or find help.

listen there's nothing wrong with plane janes but I want to fuck a stacie damnit!

*plain

she doesnt look fat in the pic, is she a SIF?

Can you tinder w/o Facebook?

Gayfag but I want to try some puss

Despite getting a good amoubt of matches, most girls on tinder are only there for an ego boost and will flake. That said, the free pussy is nice.

>When I start something I finish it
It doesn't sounds dirty to me...

Females have mastered angling pictures out. Just take some chick's facebook/instagram that you know to be ugly, and look how they try to strike the perfect poses to hide their flaws.

I've seen obese women angle it out in a way that you couldn't tell they're like that. Fat chicks are the masters it, out of nescessity.

Found this on /soc/ recently. My heart goes out for this guy

By looking at the tiny picture, I'd say that the chick isn't too handsome herself. She's probably rejecting him because she feels empowered by it, forgetting for a second that men that she wants are using her as a slump buster, if even that. It's hard being an ugly female seeking for validation, they must use as many tricks as possible to prop up their self esteem.

Chicks like that are the worst. You say hello on Tinder (or ask her for a netflix and chill) and you get a ton of shit, her telling that you're the worst, that you're a horrible human being, etc. All because she wants to feel superior to you.

Ignore negative cunts on tinder.

>My heart goes out for this guy
why? guys do this to grills all the time. at least you of all sexes should know how to play a fair game.

Lie on the internet

>most girls on tinder are only there for an ego boost and will flake
THIS

It really posts my pepes when I see girls I know doing that shit.

Great example of a girl who ONLY swiped right for the ego boost.

My favorite moments are those when you see a chick for the first time in some social gathering, and you can't put the name together with the facebook she has - which you have seen before, since you're connected through uni.

You hear the name and just stare for a second, thinking about smoke and mirrors.

One tubby chick I know has a full instagram page filled with pictures of her caked with heavy make-up, taking cleverly angled pictures with lighting tricks and different black-and-white filters. She's a regular poster, so I deleted her from my feed.

She seems to be having low self-esteem and dislikes me publicly, even when doing uni work together. Any anons notice that some sort of chicks absolutely hate you when you have a reputation of being a lifting bro / clubber / baka?

Maybe stop talking like a total faggot

No retard, just wank and find a nice girl

You guys never fucked below someone fat. It's disgusting and you can't unfuck them. Makes you hate yourself
Fat chicks trying to get in your pants are the second worst mires. You know what is even worse? Ugly women who are few weeks away from menopause.

Sadly these two groups are 90 % of girls who find me attractive

Im kind of starting to believe this and feel shitty about even having one at age 26 but on the flip side I've seen some serious stacies I have personally known on their before as well as chicks that were stacies at my high school on there. Shit I've even seen "good girls" on there that had a reputation for not putting out. What's the consensus Veeky Forums? Is tinder for the dregs of society or is it normalized?

I once went out with a guy who was as charming as a dead weasel. He texted me a week later asking whats up or whatever. Then he texted if I will come out with him. After hesitating for some good 2 hours, I said we can try and meet up. He never texted back. Never saw him after :)

I need to get to bed. My grammar is incomprehensible

>is it normalized?
Half of the normies I know use it frequently or have been doing so. I'd say yes.

I just have a hard time believing any "good girls" would have a tinder. From interactions with normies I've learned that a lot of girls actually do hookup with guys through tinder, and personally I find that anyone riding the cock carousel like that is pretty high on the dreg of society scale. If a girl has a tinder but doesn't/rarely uses it to hookup with guys then she mostly has it for an IV line of ego boost, which will have her convinced that she's at least 2 points more attractive than she actually is. Personally I would also say women or men looking for that kind of constant ego feeding probably aren't quality people.

Or maybe I'm just a jaded incel

so what would a good girl have? a ceiling and 4 walls?

A stable relationship of 4 years.

how did she meet him?

I don't frown on the idea of meeting someone over a platform like tinder, but I was strongly under the impression that tinder was used almost exclusively as a hookup app, and wasn't really a serious dating app. Don't have any experience first hand but have known plenty people who've used it, and I don't think anyone was using it for anything but quick hookups.

I was genuenly more interested if there was a way to meet someone without using that thing. I really really really don't want to get on it.

You could meet somebody, like...out...or something

Oh man story time guys

>meet ginger slut on tinder
>freshman at my uni, i'm a junior
>we meet and hit it off
>we meet up to fuck many times
>she eventually catches the feels for me, however, I want to keep this a fwb type of thing
>I bluntly tell her this and she gets dejected
>as a result she whores around, which I don't care about at first since we were technically not in a relationship even though she wanted one
>she eventually got a short term bf during break
>she started texting how she misses me and shit
>we meet up again after our fallout and we hookup again
>at the time, I didn't realize she had a bf
Cont.

A bar, party, or work like the old days.

Just get on Tinder man, its really not that big of a deal. You're avoiding having to buy drinks for people you wind up not liking and potentially causing office drama.

>she comes clean and tells me all the shit she did during break
>this included: cheating on her then bf with me AND fucking a dude who had a girlfriend
>I literally accidentally cucked someone
>I get disgusted with her and stop responding to her frequently
>out of the blue, she hits me with the you may have an std text
>she got it from fucking the dude with a girlfriend
>livid, I tear her a new one and she gives me this shit about how I am her closest friend and how much it would depress her if I dropped her just like that
>anyways, we get tested at the same time (for the clap)
>I test negative, but she tests positive
>BOOYAH MOTHERFUCKER
>I subtlety rub it in her face and she gets upset yet again
Fast forward to today
>she still wants a relationship to this day, even talking about marriage despite being only 18
>shut that shit down with the quickness now
>even after all this shit, she STILL has feelings for me even though I hint to her that I won't return them by taking pics with other girls and sending them to her on snapchat

At this point, I don't see her as relationship material. Especially after she told me she fucked 4 different girls within a week, in addition to the things I mention in my greentext. Ironically, she cries about why she's constantly single or in shitty relationships. Funny how she still tries with me though lol. Sluts will never learn.

I met my current gf though tinder. Her second "tinder date", mine as well and I had tinder for over a year. It's pretty easy to tell who's in it for ego boosts, hookups, or something serious after talking for just a little. I wasn't interested in the hookup game and am also stuck between fatties wanting me and hotties not, that's why I only went on two dates.

Also muh crippling autism.

Turned into a serious thing though. Been about nine months and I don't see it slowing down.

I recommend online dating to everyone that is at least a 5 and knows how to take decent pictures.

>online dating

How about no

Menopause mommas are great you are crazy.

I mean, your loss?

Hooked up with quite a few hotties at first, decided I was done hooking up and found a great girl a few years later, all with online dating.

people don't approach me when... you know... I'm out.
I love to go out once in a while but guys that come up to me are usually already pretty drunk. Guess I have to at least try. How awful can it be, r..right?
Sounds lovely. Hope I can have that again. Today I remembered that I have not had watermelon for 4 years since I've been single. I think the first time he helps out and brings one home I'm going to eat it and sob some tears of joy. And I won't tell why.

That's why you have to approach the people, bud. Maybe if you approach them right they'll let you touch their butt.

I know those feels... does that mean we are protochads???

kek, there is a fat chick that does this. I wonder how long it will take her to find me at my new place of employment.

I love to touch buts but in this day and age it's still not really appropriate for grills to approach guys.
However, there are some things that make people want to approach me or not but think I'm not very good at them. A lot of guys are just also really shy.

>appropriate

Whatever, that's a lame excuse. Just don't be all slutty about it and you'll be fine. Plenty of guys love to be approached by women.

You can do it, buddy. I love you.

It's not appropriate for girls to approach guys? The fuck are you smoking retard

ok, thanks for the encouragement, pal (,

Anytime. You're gonna nail it.

What do you think is the difference between a blow job and head job ?

HJ = Hand Job, buddy.

shouldn't it be the best way to meet introverted girls though?

Sorry

No need to apologize. I want you to be happy. Could you do that, user?

Could you be happy...

...for me?

Your story sucks

I am happy, thanks user.

Best way to meet truly introverted girls is either by pure chance, or by breaking into houses.

That fucking rules. Let's all hve a kick-ass day now.

...

To a virgin who couldn't relate sure. I found it riveting.

>I met my current gf though tinder. Her second "tinder date", mine as well
>Her second "tinder date"
>mine as well
lol, i believe it was your 2nd one alright... well, at least she knows what to say to make you feel better, that's always good.