Is it possible to be offensive against a grizzly bear? Does yelling and charging at them, swiping at them on the nose and shit like that do anything or would they just get pissed and take one swipe and de-glove your face?
I know with polar bears, there is no fucking way, but with black bears you can totally dom them, but what about a grizzly bear? We're smart enough to know that loud noises scare animals, and standing up high and spreading your arms makes you look bigger or whatever, but could you actually fuck up a grizzly bear if it started running up on your spot?
>Is it possible to be offensive against a grizzly bear?
Sure, pic related.
Wyatt Peterson
Maybe if you're big.
John Edwards
Have you never been to bear country?
If it's black, right back. If it's brown, lay down, if it's white say good night.
Connor Johnson
>lay down why though. sounds pretty pussy to me
Landon Gray
Nigga it's a fucking animal you're gonna get mauled
Owen Bailey
Shut up nigger. No retarded bear is doing shit to me. I'll smack the shit out of that fucking idiot in their big dumb head.
Joseph Sanchez
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Brody Ward
Fuark, that's alpha as fuck.
James Scott
It's supposed to make the bear go look for "fresher" food.
I dont know man, people say to do it. Fucking weird. I guess it's your best bet because a brown bear isnt going to back down. If you try to get big and scare it off it'll eat you alive.
If you stand your ground it'll eat you alive.
If you run, it'll eat you alive.
So you just pretend to be dead and hope that it leaves you alone.
Polar bear is irrelevant, there's nothing you can do. They're unbelievable.
Jordan Bennett
I fucking knew it. This is literally brains vs. brawn.
Brayden Ross
damn...
Jaxon Cruz
what exactly makes a polar bear worse than a grizzly? are they bigger in size or something?
Ethan Smith
polar bears are more predatory
Samuel Hernandez
> Run to the nearest body of water. Polar bears are notoriously bad swimmers.
Matthew Long
Polar bears average ~1000lbs while grizzly bears average ~600lbs.
Polar bears are also (as far as I know) purely carnivorous while other bears are, at least to some degree, omnivores)
>It is the most carnivorous member of the bear family, and the one that is most likely to prey on humans as food.
>Polar bears are aggressive, curious, and extremely dangerous to humans. A Polar bear should never be approached and if one is spotted, it is best to retreat slowly on foot, preferably to indoors, or move away in a vehicle.
>The Polar bear is the largest living land carnivore, twice the weight of a Siberian tiger. Most adult males weigh from 400 to 600 kg (880 to 1300 lb) and exceptionally, up to 800 kg (1750 lb).
Fuck that I'll fuck it up.
Henry Lewis
Grizzlys weigh between 400-790 ur most likely going to die
Michael Young
Polar bears are one of the few animals left on earth that don't often run into humans and haven't had the short-term "evolutionary" traits wired in to avoid them as much as possible. Brown bears and Grizzlies will TRY to avoid you if possible, and usually purposeful bear attacks occur when the bear is just too injured or weak to chase any other prey. Polar bears on the other hand will HUNT for humans as potential prey, not to mention they are far larger than a grizzly and are more adapted in general to slaughter things two to three times your size and strength. They can swim at roughly 6 MPH, sprint at around 25 MPH, and can track seals off from 20 miles; combine all this into an actual desire to kill and consume people and you are fucked.
Of course, they're called POLAR bears for a reason, you're not going to be running into these fucking things out in the woods of Colorado or anything.
> levels of autism even sonic posters know nothing about
Zachary Bell
because a black bear is roughly your size and realistically could be seriously injured or die in a confrontation, so by acting aggressive it gives it reason to run away.
A grizzly does not perceive you as a threat, so playing dead is your best bet
Blake Wood
>there are animals walking this earth RIGHT NOW that weigh nearly up to a ton, run faster than the fastest man alive, can literally swipe the head clean off a human being in one shot, and go out of their way to eat people
Aaron Price
So I've actually heard of this and the other instance.
So obviously its possible (though unlikely) for a human to take down a grizzly BEARhanded
Now obviously its impossible for a human being to take down a gorilla with no weapons. Maybe like a one in a billion fluke were the human hits the gorilla just the right way before it can hit him with its autistic flailing, but still 99.99forever% impossible.
However, I've heard people say a grizzly can take a gorilla. Any truth to this?
Jeremiah Jenkins
When i was 8-11 years old i was really into animal fights,i remember that at 8 i was going through a site similar to this,and saw a post about a fight beetween a siberian tiger and a grizzly bear.Since that happened,i got interested in animals and lurked untill at 11 i started to go into other fields.
Dylan Gray
Yeah,Grizzlies can take out a Gorilla easily.
Jonathan Jones
the problem with gorillas vs anything is that they've reached the more advanced level of self preservation where they actually subconsciously stunt their own strength for fear of being injured
grizzly bears are smart, but they don't have that near human intelligence that keeps them from thinking "well, we're about even in size, this could go bad," they're just dangerous ass bears that will fight just about anything, and because of that they don't hold any punches and would definitely beat a gorilla
Christian Campbell
If you have a gun Yeah scream at it all you want and don't back a inch If not,don't try
Ayden Lopez
You can def be offensive against them. Though be prepared to have your head clawed the fuck out of it
Christian Murphy
sounds legit.
James Martin
So its like paper-scissors-rock if rock still beat paper 99% of the time by fucking crushing it
Juan Cooper
HIGHLY DEADLY
John Bell
CARNIVOROUS ANIMAL
Sebastian Jenkins
~~kawaii uguu
Elijah Hughes
I want to kick the shit out of a panda. Smug bamboo eating cunts.
Bentley Barnes
Grizzlys are territorial. When they charge you they almost always don't have the intent of killing, they want you gone. Running just agitates the fuckers so you have three options.
1.) Lay down, they will still throw some claws in there but don't have intent to kill/eat, though it still could happen 2.) Mace the faggot, since they shouldn't be going for a kill or food they usually run 3.) Shoot it. The reason why mace has better effectiveness is because the bear that most likely didn't have the intent of hunting you is now fighting for survival and is fucking pissed, he will kill you.
Polar bears will just fuck your shit up. Of course the BEST solution would be you having a gun and the marksmanship to take down a bear within several seconds but practically no one has those capabilities, bears are fast.
Dylan Reed
While obviously bigger than a black bear, brown bears actually avoid humans as much as possible, and only attack when they feel threatened or surprised. Black bears and polar bears on the other hand have been known to hunt humans as food
Alexander Collins
To any idiot who thinks a gorilla would stand a chance is living in a fantasy world.
>Not shitting while showing dominance . I know some faggot who has never been in a fight for bear pussy
Cooper Ward
the laying down thing isn't even a sure way to survive, its literally 50/50 at that point if the bear comes up to sniff you. Better hope its not hungry or a momma with cubs.
Cameron Jackson
>[The fur] also renders them nearly invisible in the infrared; only their breath and muzzles can be seen.
fuck polar bears vs gorilla What about polar bear vs the predator?
Nathaniel Gomez
poor babby :(
Josiah Russell
True alpha right here
Kayden Sanders
Oh yeah bear is probably going to attack it just won't have the tenacity of "I'm killing this nigga for food or protection" usually, running can make it more likely it will fuck you up on purpose. Momma with cubs isn't fucking around she is protecting and hungry bear (most bears don't attack humans with intent of food) shouldn't happen unless it's starving.
Hunter Smith
But how many wolves would it take to fuck up a polar bear?
Ian Flores
AND these niggers can swim faster than Michael Phelps
Landon Thompson
>Petersen He sorted himself out.
Gabriel Howard
Seems like the best bet is to play dead and hope they aren't hungry.
Cameron Hall
The urge to shot during a fight is common among many species. You'd know this if you weren't a weak, niggerfaggotcuck who's never been in a fight.
