Where does Veeky Forums rank on the Kinsey scale?

>being this insecure in your sexuality you can't even touch other men because it might b gay

lol

Is that supposed to represent desires or behavior?

Behavior-wise I'm a zero, mentally I'm like a 2

0

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4.

I'd probably be a 2 if so many women weren't disgusting fatties.

>but have no problem being sexually intimate as a joke with my bros like slapping my dick on them in the shower lol

wtf that seems kinda gay dude

3 master race.

Veeky Forums made me go from 0 to 1 or 2. No homo.

more of a bro thing than sexually intimate

me and my boys all hate fags so it's not like we do that out of sexual attraction, it's more a joke/domination thing

I'm definitely 0. I have no feelings/thoughts of homosexuality. In fact it disgusts me. I'm so straight I've literally blown another dude before just to prove I wouldn't like it and that my hetero is so strong I could blow a dude and know 100% im hetero.

>0 master race checking in

Millennials with their "spectrums"

Either you like dick or you dont. Stop pretending.

See this shit,
>give faggots marriage,
>have nothing else to fight for.
>Create 50 genders
>fight to have them all recognized.

There is no reasoning with faggots. They live to be victims, it is all that defines them. Their sexuality makes them special ( it dosent) This is why with the left you never give an inch and double down.
Hopefully we can beat these animals back into the closet soon
>soon

I'd fuck a dude in the ass, but I won't give a reach around.

And the dude better have a girly face if he wants to suck my cock (not gonna reciprocate either).

So basically I'm a 1.5 and honest with myself

>me and my boys all hate fags so it's not like we do that out of sexual attraction, it's more a joke/domination thing

Doing it as a joke is still gay though

Blowing a dude is gay even if its a joke

And domination wtf is with that

I'd fuck a passing ladyboy so 1

Basically this

There are only two genders, all that extra shit is just nonsense. Trannies don't want to be some 3rd gender thing, they either want to be male or female. People who say they are 'non conforming' aren't making up a new gender. They are just cross dressers.

it's not
it's only gay if you feel an attraction

yes in theory you COULD blow a dude without it being gay if you're not attracted to it. but that's not going to happen since there's no fun in blowing a dude unless for sexual desire. so it never happens. but in theory you could do it without being gay

Why don't I have friends like you.

I'm seriously wondering how one becomes "incidentally homosexual"

Is it one of those "my dick just accidentally slipped into my bro's asshole" kind of things?

Would you dick slap a fag like me and spit on me for cash?

where does 'prison gay' lie? because that's what 90% of Veeky Forums is, jerking off to traps because no gf ever

>it never happens
>what is male-on-male rape
>what is prison
>what is g4p

Don't start anything you can't finish. Slap your dick on me and you'll end up on all fours with 8 inches up your ass. no homo

4

Where does jacking it to traps fall on this scale?

7

I am undoubtedly 100% no question a zero (traps arent gay)

post glutes pls

>effeminate young men in girl clothes isn't gay
HAAH WAAW

>in high school
>date a girl
>can't finish during sex
>in uni
>suck a friend's cock
>completely rock hard
>date said friend for 3 years
>have the best time of my life
I'd say probably a 2.

looks like user got touched by a male relative as a kid

2 maybe 2.5

trannies are cross dressers.

2
some homo

Hard 0
And that's with having several gay friends, and one completely passable pre-op in my circle of friends.

What's even worse is when the gays know you're not just bigger than average but monstrous. Let's just say I have a real appreciation of how girls get hit on now.

Sounds like a 1 to me, user.

solid 2

gay shit can be fun, no homo tho

>There are unironic zeroes

>There are men that would pass up some prime boipuss just to prove that they are totes not a fag

Pretty gay to be frank

3

What does it mean when you get the same fuzzy feeling seeing a cute guy face as you do a cute girl face, but guys can't give you bones?

I took the test once, scored a 0

3-5 depending on mood and who's in front of me

I just call myself gay though

>incidentally homosexual
What does this even mean? I guess I'm 1, because I fap to trap porn like once a year?

this desu

What's the criteria for being "incidentally" or "more than incidentally x"?

If you pressed the gay porn category once as a curious kid, does that mean you're incidentally homosexual? From one incident?

>millenials
I'm pretty sure that scale is from 1940~1950.

This

Slapping your friends butt is gay you faggots. No exceptions!

2

n-no homo.

kek seriously

this guy has never heard of kinsey before lol

1.

There is nothing gay about liking traps.

They both start as cross dressers, but once a cross dresser does HRT or gets SRS they become a tranny as in transgender, not transvestite.

Mirin 3 and 6
Achiavable natty?

>the girls never came

more?

>traps not gay
Then wouldn't you be a 0, not a 1? Dumb.

My sexual activity would have put me at number 2 back when I was a sexual being. I am now celibate.

probably put myself at a 3 if i had to

1.5 but starting to be a 2, it's becoming an issue.

I can see why you think that because he forgot to put no homo. But he said "I'm not gay or anything" so that replaces no homo and means that slapping his dick on his bro's butt cheeks is not gay

what does incidentally homosexual even mean

Kinsey is a pedophile whose "research" is bullshit to say the least.

3. Used to be 4 but the more I spend with guys the more I understand why hetero relations work better.

I've been deprived of intimacy my whole life. Naturally out of desperation I now think some gay thoughts. Still prefer the female form. Never felt a vagina so idk if I'd prefer fucking a vagina or playing with a penis. I'm circumcised so it's hard to gauge how much I could even feel a vagina with or without a condom. I wish I would die in my sleep.

are you too dumb to know the difference between "incidentally" and "accidentally"?

That's just a black woman though, right?

this is why we need /fitlit/

0, I just don't find guys sexually or romantically attractive.

But they're hands down better than women in every way except making children.

So being gay means you wear less clothes now? Are people just suddenly obtaining the urge to suck cock when it's hot out in this retard's world?

Lol what exactly do you think circumcision does? Numb your whole dick? Have you never touched yourself?

More

This
But i whenever i smoke or drink i turn into a huge whore and just crave cock
I usually put a condom on a decently sized cucumber and fuck my ass with it and cum on my face

Oldfags will remember the golden rule: its only gay if you dont like it.

there is no such scale, the majority of you are fags

the dudes in 2 and 4 need to switch places BIG TIME. like, seriously, 2 looks WAY more gay than 4.

When it comes down to it, being romantically and sexually involved with another man actually turns my stomach, it's as if you saw your father and your brother kissing. I only make gay jokes to calm my uneasiness around faggots.

Solid

I have a fantastic boyfriend for 4 years now. We've talked about getting married, I'm making our rings right now.

And like most gay guys he has a straight guy fetish so he likes watching me fuck women.

Solid 3
>stupid fag in denial can't even type right

I remember I fapped to gay porn once, thought I was gay and then went on no fap, and I was even more confused to see that the same gay porn grossed me out, I still don't know what's going on.

0.5 it's ok if it's just bros slapping eachothers butts

>I only make gay jokes to calm my uneasiness around faggots.

6 in the making detected.

I'm bi but gay scenes outside of blowjobs/handjobs weird me out. Still not sure how i feel about anal sex.

Its from the perceptive of a gay artist. Probably would have made sense to draw the straight guy with a woman but the idea didn't even occur to him because he had no interest in it.

Bi fag here. I don't particularly enjoy anal at all. Just blech

Some of the guys I've dated are all 'Yeah sure blowjob and handjobs are cool' and then immediately disrespect your boundaries and try and get anal out of you.

My current boyfriend doesn't so much feel the same way but he respects the boundary and never presses the issue. He's got a blowjob fetish anyways. Occasionally I'll force my way through my issues and fuck him because I know he likes it. But afterwards I'm fucking disgusted with myself to the point of revulsion

Do the gays not wear shoes?

The last digit of this post

literally 6

So not 0? Gotcha

The fuck is this

I thought with homo genes you were either fag or not.

Who am I kidding. There's no such thing as homo gene. It's all daddy issues.

>Lol what exactly do you think circumcision does
Takes away a whopping 70% of the pleasure in my dick. Which means I have more incentive to think about things that aren't about the pleasure in my dick. Like focusing more on the mental aspect of sex or hitting my prostate. My penis is robbed of falling for the physical pleasure stuff to the extent it's supposed to. Not that any of this will ever matter in my case.

Sometimes you slap your bro on the ass in a joking manner. Maybe you pit your balls on their forehead while they bench. Randomly screaming "Fuck my asshole you faggot" with absolutely no intention of having your ass fucked by a faggot. I'd say more than incidentally would be fondling man ass or grabbing a tallywacker unironically.