Enjoy getting kidnapped by the cartels posing as police so no one calls the cops and ransomed.
Camden Roberts
instead of working out at all why not learn spanish? that will probably help you get laid more then working out also there are latina women here in the US? you seem really dumb regardless goodluck and godspeed user
Ryder Hall
Obviously you haven't been to Guadalajara.
Liam Roberts
Yo hablo español amigo, es importante para mi viaje. Cuando me voy a la país de mexico yo puedo hablar mucho con mexicanos a practicar.
Mi español is no perfecto ahora mismo. Tengo que practicar con chicas bonitas.
Jeremiah Fisher
Just tell them you are looking to get married, they'll do the work for you. Always use a condom though and make sure they don't know where you live
Tyler Hall
Ottermode is more than enough to get laid down there bro. Standards aren't that high
Nathaniel Williams
Yea, otter mode should be enough to get you laid anywhere
John Reyes
Just came back from Playa del Carmen Mexico, saw more fit lean guys than big boys....most guys down there were shredded fucks...not real big, a few big boys but mostly aesthetic looking...besides, u can get big down there legally.....lol
Samuel Robinson
They'll fuck you for green card
Michael Carter
Thanks anons, i just needed more opinions from the my fitness amigos.
Luis Rogers
Hahaha, i mean yeah. But I'm not the kind of guy to dangle that in front of them. I mean bro, that would change their fucking life forever, there entire families life to be honest.
Daniel Hernandez
as jacked as humanly possible if natty.. why is this even a question?
If not natty, try to be like modern superhero actor Thor or Superman
Austin Morris
Good shit man you'll get a lot of female attention with this line a lot of giggles
Jordan Phillips
I wish fucking rostie leeches
Anthony Wright
is it worth learning spanish
Jordan Cox
One phrase and one phrase only for total domination of Mexican chicks:
>Tus labios son como agua y tengo sed
Thank me later.
Colton Peterson
>i leave in five weeks >should i get ripped within those five weeks?
is this some sort of troll thread?
Blake Edwards
SS (starting squats) get you ripped in 5 weeks easily
Easton Johnson
get a thicc neck so you're harder to behead
Sebastian Parker
You aren't speaking Spanish so much as you're speaking English in Spanish.
Carter Wood
>1 month is all it takes
seriously, is this whole thread just trolls?
Christopher Howard
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Levi Anderson
What does Guadalajara have to do with his comment?
Mason Adams
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Elijah Davis
user, you are going to need a lot of milk.
Zachary Long
>Cuando me voy It's cuando voy, the "I" in "when I go" is implied by the conjugation of ir "to go". Voy = I go. One of the five million things wrong with your spanish. Honestly, Mexicans despise white people, and you won't get a drop of pussy. I'm a fucking midwesterner with better spanish, just give up and fuck a latina chick in the US.
William King
"Your lips are like water and I am thirsty" Five million keks
Camden James
white fags date your own shitty women
Sebastian Price
I visit Durango once or twice a year and have decent proportions. Big legs, arms, shoulders and back from powerlifting. I'm in the past 5 years I've never seen anyone bigger nor being close to as big as me. Mexicans are poor for the most part bro. Literally a third world country, they have the rare gym but none of them ear right. They literally eat actual fat and pasta everyday.
Nathan Jones
Mexicans literally have a phrase for how badly they want to fuck white people, it's called "mejorar la raza". Latina women go crazy for the BWC
Henry Gomez
/pol/ would go nuts if they heard about that shit lol
Brandon Morris
Who gives a fuck? He is a white dude. Doesn't have to speak that shit perfectly. Brown sluts will be sucking his dick and trying to get pregnant to come to states with his level of Spanish. They won't care about his sentence structure
Luke Thomas
That applies to all of Latin America actually.
Landon Campbell
Mexican women are some the most unattractive in the world, on average. Don't let celebrity outliers fool you. I'm not even /pol/ but someone needs to redpill you on this shit.
The girl in your pic is NOT mexican. She lacks the typical Mexican facial features that suggest mild inbreeding/moderate retardation. If I had to guess, I'd say that qt is Dominican.
Jace Murphy
You mean like becoming culturally enriched for white people?
Camden Brown
>42191030 #What does Guadalajara have to do with his A more important question is, how tall are you? Dont think all the senoritas are going to swoon over your Aryan features if you're 5'8. Believe it or not, there are plenty of +6 foot hombres you'd be competing with down there.
6ft, gorgeous hair and even have blue eyes that makes Mex chicks just drop to their knees, shame I might have to deal with those guys when I visit next year.
Eli Martin
She looks pretty mixed, but I like it.
Samuel Davis
>lifting for mexicans >making it
pick one
Hunter Hernandez
Who hurt you bruh...Who?
Nolan Campbell
I like how if it was a thread about mexican guy moving to norway in a few weeks, everyone would go apeshit calling him a shitskin that should stay in his own country and stay away from white girls
Evan Green
C-can this happen?
Kevin Ward
That's only a double standard for non-/pol/acks. On /pol/, breeding with a non-white women is a no-go.
Asher Cook
except that /pol is basicly just trolling and larping since 80% of it are non-whites
Lucas Jackson
78.4% of statistics are made up
Austin Gomez
None. Wife is from vicinte gurrero.
Jayden Adams
Dude if you just want to fuck Latina chicks hang out in california for a bit why the fuck would you live in mexico
Adam Reyes
>moving to mexico
it better be to some rich area in a big city or tourist destination. otherwise you gonna get beheaded
Kevin Gutierrez
100 million spics in the USA and you want to move to Mexico?
? Whats the double standard nigger lover
Christopher Jones
>Nigger lover Thanks for proving my point
Nicholas Powell
Siendo honest, no habia escuchado eso antes
Adam Rodriguez
Suprisingly Mexicans in Mexico are a actually better than the ones in the U.S.A if he were to go to Mexico City there'd be some good pussy on tinder.
Camden Ross
I'm not trying to date Mexican chicks. I'm trying to fuck them