Hey fags what do I say?

Hey fags what do I say?

Pick that up.

"prostate massage?"

Something to the effect of "you didn't give me an answer"

tell her "What can I say? I'm a man that knows what he wants"

I need your number before we can FUCK

Rolling for this

I'll buy you a 20 mcnugget if you do
i'm 5'3'' btw ;)

Kek. Do this one op

WINNER

What does that even mean?

Please i'm lonely i haven't talked to a girl for over 8 years

Dubs checked

Welcome newfriend

She'll know what it means.

If you actually want this op, this one is smooth. Do it

>I'm a man who* knows what he wants

Guys, I just got my first match on tinder.

She said "Send me nudes" in her profile, it was an instant match, and my profile is probably the worst fucking profile in my area.

This is a bot right?

Send her nudes

you will never know unless you send her nudes with your face clearly in it

Winboi

She means directly into her vagina.
But assume that's what she means and call her a whore because she was short with you. Like who the hell can't type out very? Fucking cunt that legitimately rustles my jimmies

Teresa was right, OP's a faggot and she sensed he could never satisfy and deliver anyway.

I'll message her tomorrow. Pretty sure it's someone pulling a goof on her.

Or I could be seeing local titties. I guess I'll find out.

>think i finally have a good looking tinder profile
>still dont get loads of matches
>girls still dont message me first
what do i have to fucking do

Direct me to your V

you have to be in top 20%, probably even 10 or 5%.

you don't make the cut. sorry

Because women are selective as fuck. They'll only message people they really want to talk to. The rest of us are just there for an ego boost.

Kek

If this is the tinder general, I'm the guy that matched with a bodybuilder chick yesterday. She responded this morn. What do?

Block her.

Otherwise she won't know you're serious.

sharpei in pooper

Ask her how much she weighs

She ignored everything you said and just said what she wanted to say. You have to respond in kind.

"Sometimes I stare up into the sky and wonder if I'll we're alone in the universe. I also wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up."

nah you gotta go for the kill
"show my ur butt"

Guise after two years I have three matches with attractive females of the human variety.
They didn't answer my autism though.

Some autistic fat person copypasta. I won't spoil it because I laughed for like 20 minutes when I first read it, just be on the lookout for it.

"Sometimes I see dogs lick their own weiner and I get reminded of my childhood."

not sure what to say lol, gues I'll go with dubs

do this

I guess he literally has no other choice

Ask her how much she squats but before she replies brag about how much you squat for 5 posts.

"Gotta eat big to get big c'mon!"

send back "#"

If you're looking to squat heavier, I have an old squat plug you can borrow if you want

You know what's great for your metabolism?

"You know what's great for your metabolism? If you're looking to squat heavier, I have an old squat plug you can borrow if you want. Pick it up."

yeah faggot do my request already you can't deny dubs on dubs

No, just ask if she knows what's great for metabolism, when she asks what either day some shit like if you have to ask you'll never know or that it's privileged information that you can't give over the Internet but would gladly tell her in person or, and this is what I advocate for, "a healthy diet of my semen and whippets"

that was for OP's post tho?

Get plastic surgery/do stuff that makes you better looking

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fail

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Killed the thread

dubs checked

ahahahahahaha

Dubs is my response.

She's either a bot or a boring bitch

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whoa. blacks have a lower average IQ than any other race.

Let me tell you about the bogdanoff's

winrar

You sick fuck

This is their profile btw

Why did you match a tranny, you a fag?

Fucking kek

I went through a phase of swiping right on everyone. Worst case scenario gives me lots of opportunities for good times on Veeky Forums threads.

You guys were wrong as fuck, nofap is destroying me in the past i would never have thought "i would" to this but here we are now

>42194422

To be fair I would have never thought it's actually a man.

holy fuck

Ok while we wait for our trans queen to respond to our insight into racial IQ distributions what do we have to say to Quinnell? Dubs decides.

Forgot pic.

OP is the fucking man

Suck me peckah baybee

i have a 3 incher, you want to see it?

Lmao matching with a tranny who likes Muse could you sink any lower if you tried

>no offense but are you on the spectrum?

Do you work anything else? Eggplant emoji

That sounds completely uninteresting. Lose some weight btw

WHY

Fucking one post late

YES

Alright maybe if muscle confusion works thot confusion could work too.

would have been way better too

Post profile pls

My benis is confused now

Holy moly

I see, sorry for taking so long to respond my wife son kept bugging me with stuff.

>well then I guess you're just retarded

Let's keep going. Dubs.

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You lucked out there OP

God have mercy

way ahead of ya buddeh

Nice she's open minded, ask her how many times has she licked the bean before?

Maybe my 4 incher can fuck the dyke outta you princess

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>he added the meme arrow
if dubs tho

RIP