User, are you sexually active?

>tfw had testicular cancer at 23 and had to explain to multiple doctors that I wasn't sexually active

>It's time for your physical user. Why don't you set your pants down there next to mine.

user: "doc my balls really hurt, a checkup please?"
Doc: "okay, have you been sexually active recently?"
user: "....not since..a year... yea lets say a year was the last time..." :(
Doc: "ok, drop your pants, i gotta touch your balls now."

>tfw male doctor inspecting your balls to check for lumps
>haven't been touched for so long that the simple physical stimulation causes boner
N...no homo doc

In about an hour, give or take a few minutes

no

i'm married

Do penis curls count?

I haven't had sex in over a year

ironically my hpv has decided to break out at this point

>ironically my hpv has decided to break out at this point

HIV*

No, I'm a virgin. I hope for an angel of a girl to be kind enough to rob me of it, but that won't happen.

>tfw 23 with no testicular cancer but still a virgin

>27 year old virgin
>tfw everybody thinks you are hot shit

I'm the reason why I learned to not judge others cause you don't know shit about them.

put yer fucking clothes back on mate!!
be more professional

nah i was pretty scared about what this ache was in my balls. but just congenital inguinal hernia

Is that a fuckin stronghold meme? Top shit

truth

>D..does sex count?

Do doctors usually wear overalls with no underwear?

XD simply epic my man!

yes
>be married
>be working on baby making
>constant nut busting
>realize I should probably get off Veeky Forums

W-what do you mean?