Aquatic ape theory

It makes more sense than humans being runners

>evolutionists really believe this
What makes sense is God's creation of man in his image

bump the truth

>humans are best swimmers out of apes
Humans are best at about everything.

Wouldn't your skin get soggy and eyes sting if you stay in water so long?

UNNNFF

Blacks are the least evolved and can't even swim

WE

Interesting theory, but ultimately disproven by the existence of landlocked or non-coastal people.

I could accept running as the secondary transition as coastal living reached capacity but no one factor holds the key to all evolved traits.

Why not both?
There's enough time back in history to accommodate more environments to adapt to.

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What I really like about this theory is that it proves niggers are less evolved.

The coastal migration of the homo-sapien was litteraly the first. Extending from East Africa to Australia.

>longer penis
well that rules me out. Guess my ancestors weren't aquatic

compared to other apes tho
reminder that even human micropenises are on par with apes' dongs on average

>ape dong
that's racist

This

>OP is a fag that doesn't realize that beings from other star systems came here to set up shop and genetically engineer modern day humans

CHAD is busy spearfishing with his LONGER PENIS while you are stuck babysitting CHADS baby momma STACY on the SHORE practicing BIPEDALISM

I laughed more than I should have

Audibly kekked

breh

don't hate the nigger

Kek