Tinder help please

Dubs tells me what to say.

A screencap of your gay post.

Silly goy, get on your knees and suck this superior jew dick RIGHT NOW

Rural white voter here. Voting for Trump was possibly the biggest mistake of my life. Probably the worst president we've had in the last 250 years. We must impeach him now and lock up his most fervent supporters. The travel ban is racist and the white house is literally full of islamophobic texts and art. Hate can only be defeated by destroying it from the top down.

On top of his blatant racism, now he is literally destroying the planet earth and ruining young and promising female entertainers' lives. What about our children? Do the right thing, fellow rural white voters. Call your senator or congressman and set things right. We cannot let Trump have the nuclear codes. While HIllary was the most qualified candidate ever, he was the least, and will start WWIII.

Winnrarar

KEK
also checked

poo in loo

Oh shit

call her an oven dodger.

post her profile and i will use it to actually give you something alpha to say

Dubs for the sluts

what do you have as a bio lads?

Winner winner chikkin dinner

hurry up and post it you nigger

As long as you are aesthetic it doesnt really matter what you say

Now we wait.

OP ignoring my 33 dubs,
rly activates the almonds...

meta posts always ignored senpai

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Op is faggot confirmed

she's local to me where the fuck are you user

While we wait for her someone give me an ice breaker for Kaylee. Dubs decides.

who is this popsicle tongued harlot

We need to know her anthem nigger

Ask her if she's french

Is this a meta post or do I send that?

proof

>i'm looking for a girl to disappoint me. can you do that for me?

Seriously, what's the fucking anthem?

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you can't send pics on tinder you faggot

It's hozier lmao

lemme smash

It's trips so it bypasses the meta rule.

Also, if dubs give her the old archeologist for good measure.

Why is your tongue fucked up

it's trips you gotta send it

dubs say he doesnt

This is very true

What do Veeky Forums?

Ask if there's a glossary to help understand her bio.

Avoid entirely.

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One of the songs from Hozier, I recognize the album art.

nigger

>Wanna change that?
Then link her to voter registration in your area.

>How do you feel about making cherrypopping great again.

>I'm a virgin

top fucking lmao

Let me see the dick

Gay, for a second I thought it was that Xenia Rubinos album. Instead it turned out to be beyond basic bitch tier.

This. Tinder is 95% about your pics

Roll for this

You're very handsome, I would love to let you take me out and let you treat me like the princess that I am inside.

Looking for people like yourself then

Oh shit nigaaaaaa
Do it!

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quality

this is a good one

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Cmon op, somone rolled dubs for that
It will be glorious, and you will get laid

So, like, do you put penises in your mouth?

Swipe or nah?

post face. that was easy, even though she may be a fatty

Nah. Fatties are too desperate, they just take anything you can throw at them. No fun.

I bet she does anal and knows how to bbq, do it

I'm in the bathroom at the gym. I can't stop fucking laughing, this is the stupidest opener I've seen.

Super like her. Message her for a few days. Get her number. Ask her out to coffee. Pay. Be charming.

Three dates later, you finally bring her back to your place. She's everything you've ever dreamed of - intelligent, loyal, funny. She wraps herself around you as you both drift off to sleep.

Three years later. You're engaged. You thought you were in love before, but now you know what real love is like. You've finally met someone who accepts you wholly and who you admire beyond belief.

Sixty years later. You're leaning next to her hospital bed as she gasps for breath. She pulls you closer and whispers into your ear one last time as she drifts off into the eternal night.

You die three days later in the same hospital.

Super like her.

Do it faggot

Shed make a good buddy. Probably had to adapt her interests to get male attention. She probably still gets less matches than most ugly guys though.

she'd make a good wife if you're planning on having Pler kids. look how fucking thick her neck is

She looks like she can pull more than me

>She wraps herself around you as you both drift off to sleep.
Yeah, but OP would be drifting off to sleep due to lack of oxygen,

top zozzle

Hmm wasn't expecting this