Fat all my life

>fat all my life
>finally cut
>zipper abs

Is it that bad? I'd much rather have visible zipper abs than not have visible abs at all

kys literally

found the fat guy

What's that?

Just go thicc mode stay around 15%

When they don't line up side by side and are offset vertically

Get an anime tattoo over them

iktf all to well god damn it why

get a pull tab tattooed on where your abs start

One of you post'em

post up zippies

I've been on Veeky Forums a good long while now, since just after Zyzz died, and I've never understood a few of these memes. What's the deal with 'Zipper abs'? Is it literally just abs that aren't perfectly symmetrical? What makes this a meme worth reposting about in threads like this over and over for so many years, is it meant to be funny?

Post pics. Surely it's not THAT bad.

It's meant to ironically instill in it's posters and lurkers a deep sense of inferiority and lack of self worth so that they adopt board culture and continue to lurk long after they have "made it"

is that genetical? or is it caused by abnormal spine or workout?

>*inhales heavily*
>*exhales*
>*steps out of the shadows*
I am ready to post now Veeky Forums. I hope to one day trip but for now..
>*long breath through gritted teeth*
call me.. user

>fat all my life
>finally cut
>no abs at all even at 8% bf.

You cut too hard and your monstrous stomach digested them. Time for you to get ab implants and a muzzle for your stomach.

Fucking been there. You must train abs. Get a ab wheel, they work.

>tfw my ab wheel rolled away with another man
Pls stobbit

Genetically

>Fat all my life
>have abs all my life anyway

>all my life
>I've been bulking for something

>bulking never comes
>cutting leads to nothing

Wtf are zipper abs

asymmetry

Like this. See how the abs aren't very symmetrical?

chuckled

>cutting those french fries
>but I'm getting close
>closer to those sighs
>my fat abs evoke

my fucking goal

Kek

>all my life
>mi ahve mi gun so mi hav to mov sharp lik mi knife
>mfw