When will you just get a sexdoll for dat easy pump n' release? Pic related. Less female jew bullshit = more gains

When will you just get a sexdoll for dat easy pump n' release? Pic related. Less female jew bullshit = more gains.

I'm holding out for robot waifus. A sex doll is good but it can't cook, clean or be programmed to love you

When they become capable of movement and don't look like preserved corpses

How is it AT ALL an (((((easy))))) pump n' release?
>pay several thousand dollars for a sexdoll that looks even slightly realistic
>have to have a hiding place for it in your house, even if no one ever comes over you wouldn't want to have some plastic corpse lounging around when not in use
>you come in it . . . AND THEN YOU HAVE TO WASH THE CUM OUT OF IT
>a fleshlight is easy enough, you just hold it under the tap and rinse it, but how the fuck do you wash cum out of the pussy of a human sized doll? It seems like it would be a massive hassle, much more difficult than the (((((easy))))) pump n' release that you raved about

Honestly don't understand why dumb cunts like you are allowed to post on my Veeky Forums

What if the vagina is a removable component that can be washed as easily as a fleshlight?

Also, I'd never get one, creepy as fuck and part of the reason I like sex is getting the girl off. Nothing feels better that pounding a girl and then her pulling herself to your body to prevent you thrusting anymore because she can't take it.

vaginas are pulled out and rinsed, just like your precious fleshlight, I think it is you who is the dumb one

this. They've already got prototypes but they're like $10,000. I could get an escort every week for a year for that price.
But soon they'll come down in price, and will have better variety so I can get a fit robowaifu instead of the skinny ones they're making now.

>AND THEN YOU HAVE TO WASH THE CUM OUT OF IT
that's why you wait for sexbots. They can be programmed to do that part themselves.

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>then her pulling herself to your body to prevent you thrusting anymore because she can't take it.
>tfw you keep thrusting

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>tfw you keep thrusting
This user knows what's up. God tier sex feel. Right up there with thrusting slowly in balls deep and pressing against the cervix until she involuntarily shakes, and tries to pull away, the grabbing her hips and pulling her back down.

Also, the three or four lazy, slow thrusts you do after cumming in a woman.

Man I need to get a new gf, or a fuckbuddy at least. Fuck me I miss sex.

Where can i purchase sexdoll and have it delivered to me?

Spending thousands of dollars on a doll which you have to hide if people come to ur place, wash after ((sex)) and have it shipped to ur place and hoping neighbours wont see it and laugh.


Why not get a fuck girl, invite to ur place, fuck the living shit out of her and say goodbye.

Sad thing is for the price of the doll you can get several women to do with them as you please, or work on yourself to pick up chicks.

hell you can even adopt a homeless woman to fuck.

After about a year of pro hormones and drinking heavily a few times I week,,,, I think I have permanent ED. I really don't care. I will never have sex again, and I don't care. I've banged some hotties over the years, and my time is over. I just want to keep 1/2/3/4* *rack pull because I am 45+.

>beefy

I'm seriously considering it there are some really hot ones now. I'm married btw, I just want some spice in my life.

>you come in it . . . AND THEN YOU HAVE TO WASH THE CUM OUT OF IT
I have a cuck fetish, I would love to clean my sex robot out with my tongue :))

Because i have a bunch of "female" friends that i like to mess with
But yeah if you only want them to dick then just download Skyrim, hit LoverLab and rock on user

Never be their emotional sponge though

>"female"

You into the Barbie look?

>there will come a time where you can have a Roger and Dorthy relationship
I want a Sassy robowaifu to keep me on my toes.

Yes and that is one I'm considering

i would fuck a doll and enjoy it but afterwards i would feel terrible about myself. add weed to the mix and i will repeat. not proud but a cum is a cum.

You should have put "friends" instead of female
Women and Men will never be on the same level of friendship

Paying for hookers is degenerate get the fuck out of my Veeky Forums

but you'd have to get amnesia first.

all women increase your spending directly or indirectly.

>degenerate

customer - hooker transaction is the most honest interaction there is. no bullshit, no drama, straight to the point without all the bullshit.

People dont understand that hooker users dont pay for sex, they pay to make them leave/leave you alone afterwards.

+120 hookers fucked here.

Girlfriend, fuckbuddy or even one night stand usually implies more spending than most hookers.

>muh STD

the only mild std i got was from non hookers, go figure.

this is really pathetic

Jesus Christ how do you live your life in such delusion? You don't pay for the sex? That is EXACTLY why you're paying them. This is like saying you don't pay for the pizza, you pay for the cheese on it. This is why getting hookers is degenerate. Betas like you peaching garbage in a pathetic attempt to justify the fact you cannot attract women like a normal human being.

wtf are u talking about you dumbass.

the final aim of every man should be to find his ideal partner for life and make a family.

until then its up to anyone how to enjoy your sex live. If you choose to bang 2 girls before meeting your wife, fine. But if you want to enjoy sex anytime you want and have a variety to choose from why would you not do it. From a financial point of view its the cheapest and easiest.

You are he scumbag who pushes people to stay frustrated finding a one night stand or gf, spending lots of money going out to eventually find that person. remember, most people arent chads and dont have the advantage of being naturally gifted or pretty to do so.

So you say someone should just accept his fate of not fucking all he wants.

The common scenario in first world countries girls create random scenario's in public in order to transmit hatred to you. Psychological warfare. Lots of rude behavior and virtually all the women and SIMPS (weak, masochist, self loathing, jealous and angry men - another by product of feminism, like yourself) behave like this, unconscionably anti-social, even by gyno standards.

Now if you're also a good looking man, attractive, they'll act rude to you in public by default, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THEM, in a sick cockamamie manner, using it for racking up male rejection points. THIS IS the current state, Mexico north, just minus the nice weather and sociable people Lol. Misery unmatched

And here you are, pushing men to accept the bullshit and dont ever dare to satisfy your natural desire as a man.

FUCK YOU.

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I'm sorry for obeying my natural instincts as a human being.

A subhuman like you wouldn't understand

Why does the ass look so bad? They literally could have sculpted the perfect female ass.

Such a bitter, weak faggot. Not surprising you have to fuck hookers

There's more than 1 model you know

how long till i can buy a scooby gymbro bot?

>But soon they'll come down in price
u'll really save some shekels if u get a used one that's been abused.

What is Viagra nigger

>you're not good at being funny user

I think I just figured out how to talk my girlfriend into a threesome.

because you're losing all the chaos which is at least half the fun in a relationship
plus pussy is the greatest smell ever

>TFW fucked a girl last night and made a point of not showering so I could sit in work all day inhaling her residue off my fingers

And here's me sitting on the couch in my playboy bunny outfit when he's just left the room after rejecting a surprise blowjob for the second time in a row. We haven't had sex for a week. You guys want an easy release and when there's one sitting right in front of you, you don't want it...

hide? what.

the best is giving her the tip and asking her to beg for the rest while you hold her down
then plunge cervix deep out of the blue while pulling her into you

>I have no counterargument so I'll feign ignorance and let it get swept under the rug while never accepting I was wrong

you sound like a liberal

>tfw you're the one with a job, buying all the weed, offering surprise bjs in sexy costumes and he's still not interested

lol, I was lookin @ the cutie in pic & a minute later I find out it's a (you)...
>I thought it was hilarious

>caring about 'degeneracy'
get your fat larping ass back to /pol/

who cares if hooker is offering services or aspects that would take longer hours putting effort in to obtain than just working less hours to obtain

imagine how long it would take to set up a three way between a black and Asian chick involving strapons and anal all round and all doing coke
yet I ticked that off my list with 4 hours worth of work

all depends on value given and recieved

Don't write all ur BS,
I'll make it simple 4 u.
>just be celibate til marriage.

shes telling you with bodylanguage that you can stop trying now. But you might wanna cuddle with her? Anyway for the real thing shes calling chad after your foreplay. But dont worry, she wont tell her friends your name, just referring as "that guy"
>better luck next time.
but keep telling your friends that they should call you captain orgasmo. Sorry.
Had a lot of that kinda guys ...

>he only fucks hookers

lmao, to bad this is not the place to compare pull counts and proof it. Argue against my points, rather than crying and making personal attacks, you don’t know me or who I am

im probably double your age, traveled to 12 different countries, financially independent and had several gf's and endless one night stands "for free" you emotionally charged turbo plebian.

>What if the vagina is a removable component that can be washed as easily as a fleshlight?
Agreed!, That'll make it easier on your mom to clean,
She can just throw nutted vag in the washer.

>implying I'm the one you're arguing with
>implying anyone will read a manifesto on fucking hookers

>customer - hooker transaction is the most honest interaction there is. no bullshit, no drama, straight to the point without all the bullshit.

Pics or it didn't happen.