That australian guy who lags into the gym and blames it on high ping

>that australian guy who lags into the gym and blames it on high ping
We all know it's because you're a dyel cunt

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>that guy who glitched himself into the showers to suck dick

>that guy who tipped the receptionist fucking $800
>later ducked behind her and pickpocketed it all back
Smart lad

>That Canadian who goes around pouring maple syrup on the equipment and making moose calls in the showers
Fucking leafs.

>that guy who forgot to quicksave before curling in the squat rack
Last I heard of him

>That skelly who used console commands to remove the gym cardiobunny's clothes mid-rep
We all gave him our scoops that day

i like orc grills

>that guy who used console commands spawn a preacher curl rack inside the squat rack
motherFUCKER.

>solved the complex gym puzzle door
>it just opens the manlet pit gates

>that dyel who installed the anabolic mod and won't stop bragging about his gains

Mods pls ban

Kill them for XP user. They only yield half of what a normal gym goer does though, so you'll have to say a few dozen to up your overhead press.

>that guy that save scums every time he goes for a PR

>that brazillian who won't stop yelling after our squat rack raid attempt failed
He was the fucking healslut anyways

>PT caught me farming creatine in the locker room
>banned
>new gym
>have to start as a dyel

Fucking bullshit.

>Finally locate the rare 0.001% encounter rate golden manlet
>hold item:platform shoes
Some other time maybe

>that manlet who invested all his points in DEX and AGI
>manlet pit walls are too low to contain him
>entire gym is closed because of renovations
Fucking manlets

>Tfw that guy is me
I wouldn't have to if not guild wasn't shit and I could actually get a spot.

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Guard might get nervous..manlet approaches with his barbell drawn...

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>saw the gym DYEL sneakily type "tgm" in his console command line
he thinks nobody knows

>that guy who replaced everyone's protein shakes with skooma
Good times

>party of skellies raided the Bench again
>loot was set to leader so he got all the gains
sneaky cunt

>that guy who speedrunned the gym entire year

>tfw can't concentrate because the russians keep spamming the voicechat

Kek

>gym only has free weights as paid DLC
Do I sue them or what ?

>Gym had a free weekend
>Don't go because its gonna be filled with mouth breathing retards and people throwing the weights at each other.

>that guy who clipped through the floor doing deadlifts
rippletits was right

MOAR orc qts

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>that guy who still uses the creatine glitch
Wonder when will the next banwave hit

>Russians hogging the squat rack again
I'm fucking fed up with these assholes

>lifting for months
>no gains whatsoever
>find out I've been going to an unranked gym this whole time

fuck

jej u dun' goofed

You think that's bad ?
>new guild member joins
>tells me to give him all my items so he can enchant them
>logs out forever
Legit had to start from scratch again, fucking 2lb dumbells

>tfw poor so can only afford a free to play gym
>have to spend ages grinding gains
>get beaten off the squat rack by people who buy their gains from chinese lifters
>ask some guy to spot for me and he answers confused in portuguese

>that DYEL who bought OP weapons and steamrolled everyone
Scooby nerf pls

>that guy who bought new skins for his fucking barbell
I'll never understand the appeal. Why do people buy skins for barbells ? It just changes the appearance holy shit

>failed on enchanting the new pl8s from 20kg to 25kg
>3 of them broke, 1 dropped down to 2.5kg
>have uneven amount of pl8s now, can't progress
>have to do more jobs as manlet control until I can afford new ones
>could have just had 4 25s
ego enchanting, not even once

>not investing SP in alchemy
>complaining about failed enchantments
It is salvagable. Kill a few manlets for EXP and no one will notice. Some manlets drop this item called "growth simulator". Use that to multiply your EXP gain.

>tfw you only train stealth and you are 3 levels from 100

>tfw lift in alliance gym so no orcfu

>tfw orc girls aren't real
>tfw no orc gf to ride my dick until my hips are broken
>tfw no orc gf waiting at home for me, laid back with her legs spread wide, ready to receive me

>ywn mind break and impregnate your orcfu

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE FUCKING MANLET PIT

I'd settle for an oni girl too desu.

It's the fucking pit for manlet, sometimes with reinforced walls, a set of strict rules and its enforcers. you should change gyms if your gym doesn't have one. it's literally a health and fitness standard at this point

they aren't real either
i'm gonna fucking end it

These gentlemen adventurers know what's up
>that one femorc doujin

My nigga. Do you have moar Oni pics, or the one where they like have a chart thing with oni,giants,trolls etc. which are qt girls

im so self concious, as a literal manlet

Is it just the room with a shit ton of weights and no cardio stuff?

>that one femorc doujin
L-link

no it's an actual pit six feet deep so manlets can't escape and they are forced to eat eachother to survive

It's a trap that the manlets always fall into.
Because they never learn.

They never learn what? Please just give me a straight answer
I'm dying

FUCKING MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

STOP REMINDING ME

No it's a fucking pit. Not fucking symbolic pit but an actual pit. otherwise we'd call it "manlet room" wouldn't we you manlet.
In my gym the rules are as follows
>manlets fight to the death to choose their king
>manlet king gets to drink an extra brotein shake
>manlets can't workout outside the pit, or leave the pit
>manlets can't stand on each other to escape the pit
>the shortest guy from the normal people gym(6'0) is tasked to clean the pit once a month

Should I change gym? I don't get put in a pit

>tfw skill ranking is too low to lift
>can only do cardio
How do I get more gainzpoints to unlock lifting?

What is your gym's name ? I need it to report it to the health fitness and hygiene department, it's a federal offence to run a gym without a manlet pit

Grindfest lad, it took me 4 months to grid to unlock lifting, and had to use console commands to unlock the squat rack because grinding was literally too much

>using console commands
GET A FUCKING ADMIN IN HERE!

I have a lot of oni, and generally amazon pics, but most of them would get me banned.

But I want them. Pls upload folder to mega/gdrive pls amazon is my fetish

>oni muscle girls

I prefer wolfgirls desu.
that liru game is fucking great.

I liked the game but fucking same old 9 scenes get a little boring after a while
Still fapped tho

>that guy who only trained SPD and got it so high that he started clipping through the doors

I have no idea what 90% of the word you guys are using means

>ADC main keeps picking up heavier and heavier weights and jumping on my back while I'm squatting
>I don't think I can carry him any longer

Life as a support lifter is suffering

One day I'll have time to zip my 18gb of muscular women and upload it online.

That day is not today.

>tfw saw the hentai

>hit new PRs on all my lifts
>smashing plateaus left and right
>can't stop smiling at how far I've come
>admin bursts out laughing
>turns out he turned down the gravity
Y-you too

user, you can't just bring that up without telling your friends about it.

>that boy who "forgot to bring the condom"

>that boy who "forgot" to bring the condom and impregnated and married his chilhood tomboy friend
h-haha what a fag right ?

>Tfw the gym javascript programmer keeps putting callbacks into all the equipment so you keep getting hit by alert messages after every rep

>trying to do my routine
>fuckers down the hallway playing fatboy
>big fat fuck trudging down hallway with a bar and plates on one side
>everyone goading him with grenade launchers and spartan lasers
>rubble hits me in the eye
still hurts

>h-haha what a fag right ?
What kind of fucking homo would want that?

why

>Spend years grinding XP to make natty gains
>Dude on gear makes gains so much faster

I hate microtransactions that reduce the time to level up. Such a bullshit pay-to-win mechanic.

>it's "manlet smash day" at gym
>manlet guts everywhere on floor
>gymbro kills his obligatory manlet and smears it's fucking blood on my tshirt
>later I slip on it
Fucking manlets, I think they hate people in general. Fucking short man syndrome

Reminder that if you like Tomboys you are, for all intents and purposes, gay.

k.If liking tomboys makes me gay then I accept my gayness you should stop fagshaming me

>that guy who uses a steroid client to cheat his gains
Inb4 admins ban him

Nice one

i wan't to shove a barbell up your ass until i hit your skull.

Maybe you shouldn't be so insecure of your masculinity user, so insecure that you need to deliberately post a retarded page from some manga nobody asked for, in a fucking joke thread.
Oh wait. It was epic trole wasn't it ? You slay queen, reddit army is here !

>those two fags doing a 2 players, one bar speedrun

They almost ran me over and just said "bad rng, loser"

>he doesn't manipulate the RNG for perfect rolls
user do it, I legit killed 4 crossfitters through RNG

i pray for the others who lived before us and found their waifus in literature, paintings and their dreams

one day, one day

>that guy who used the 3x bw bench mod but forgot to add the joint and tendon protector mods

Some fine taste ITT
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>newb comes in looking confident after christmas
>apparently parents bought him the supplements DLC
>sits in a corner and legit installs all the supplement DLCs at once
>turns yellow
>we thought it was some exclusive DLC skin
>turn out his kidneys failed permanently
GG no re

>it's your turn to be the gym cumdump