How do I get his physique?

How do I get his physique?

why does he always wear a suit?
I like suits, does that make me an incel too?

He's a poor soul from the 1950's trapped in the 21st century

reviewbrah would fuck you up niqqa

start writing reviews.

I wish reviewbrah would get Veeky Forums.

get all your calories from fast food, preferably pizzas, eat at maintenance and take long nightwalks for cardio

he's my hero.

dont u DARE pull that trigger

How can I get a qt cheerleader gf?

This.
I legit wish he'd get fit and get clothes that fit, he's be so suave.

Only QB chad gets to tap that

>clothes that fit
But they do. It's just an outdated cut but exactly his size.

He reminds me of a sixty year old man, only he is like twelve. "These hoodlums nowadays, none of them know how to dress proper! What with their small, form fitting suits and blue jeans."

It'll come back in style eventually. Maybe once obesity has become the norm and all the fat shits realize that the slim cut, which is popular now, just makes them look rediculous

>QB
>Preds outfit
She's taking that Subban BBC my man.

cuck

Heavy Diddlys

the only real answer here.

here's a pic of me

>those calves
P A T H E T I C

THOSE LEGS HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA