CALLING ALL Veeky ForumsIZENS

CALLING ALL Veeky ForumsIZENS

DID I JUST SCREW MYSELF OR GET HER WET

Here's the earlier part of the convo

>lol

>already seen all the required pics from your profile
>autistically feel the need to seek her approval about your body again

kek. Fake Chads so quick to reveal autism levels.

Too try-hard. Next time, don't act like you have to show off. Either talk about how you just enjoy doing it like it's no big thing, or change the subject.

Stop feeling like you have to show off for her.

Don't converse like a faggot. Place & time, that's it.

play it cool brah

take your phone and just don't look at it for 2 hours

girls can sense desperation

She already knew. The fuck was the point of sending her a pic?

time and digits

I'm trying not to over do it

To impress her duh

>"*normal conversation......I GO TO THE GYM.....*continue normal conversation"
Jeez try harder.

It will be fine. Just don't message her for a while and play it more cool. You got to use it to meet her in person as effortlessly as possible, not seduce her on it. Seduction is for irl for nearly all cases

OH
STEVE

mirin them tris son
would lick them no homo

You could have fucked it up more, now it looks like you're fishing for compliment

play it cool and tell her she also looks good or something idk, youre on a laotian noodle forum wtf kind of advice do you want?

Ok so I took your advice and waited a while to respond. How's this

jesus you incel retard

People make comments to me all the time and I either just smirk or completely ignore the comment or give a joking self-deprecating reply. I have found that acting like I am completely oblivious to my own gains is the best in the long run. Project humility, not vanity. I would not have responded like OP, but that being said, OP looks good.

JUST

god your insufferable

just close the deal and be done with it

don't be a pussy

JUST
STOP
TEXTING
GER
UNLESS
YOU'RE
PLANNING
A
DATE

Oh Steve.....

Haha youre done now. Have fun in friend zone.

While this all is super cringy and lvl 10 incels realise that they still dont understand that it doesnt matter if rule 1 and 2 apply to you

Is your face actually blurred out IN the photo you sent her? I ask because the blurring looks different than what you did on the names.

If so, she probably thinks you're going to rape/murder her.

We are planning a date ha

NORMIEDOM HERE I COME

THIS IS LITERALLY COPIED AND PASTED FROM ANOTHER THREAD WHERE OP WAS EITHER A FAKE TROLL OR AN ABSOLUTE CRINGEWORTHY RETARD
DO NOT REPLY OR YOU HAVE BEEN BAITED

I removed her photo from the contact so I didn't have to color over it each time I posted

OH
S
T
E
V
E

we had this exact thread with the same screens (now renamed) a month ago

Yes. You're obviously mentally unstable so don't bother anymore. It's pretty fucking bad man.

Well stop texting her so you have something to talk about when you hang out


And stop bragging about your body to her, she doesn't give a shit

what are these rules?

>Bye
Lmao even she wants you to stop texting her. Chill out m8

Rule1)be attractive
Rule2)dont be unattractive

Calling bs on this lol, no way this girl reacted like that. "Mm I'll see it tomorrow night" the fuck ? Either she's easy as fuck or fake

lol she shut that convo down real quick after that. Congrats bozo. Do not text back.

I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

>Bye!

Oh Steve...

>wigger
yeah shes drier than an Arabian desert.

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

She already agreed to meet.

Stop
Fucking
Texting

lmao

send her a dick pic

she will love it

DELET THIS

For a fact I just remembered that the lead singer of linkin park commited suicide today

This

Don't feel bad user. She canceled our date last second and then ghosted me. Pic related is her most recent profile. I sure know how to pick em.

Yesterday you fag get your facts straight you wannabe try hard mimic fag

...

...

The profile I swiped right on was just some shit like "I like memes and horror movies"
The joos did this

You probably screwed yourself, but you might be able to salvage it. Just say "pls respond".

FUCKING GROSS

omg you're for real wtf that's so funny

Shes gonna stand you up i promise.

>ctrl + F
>archeologist
>0 results
fit, you've changed..

oh steve

>Bye!
You'll never speak to her again

You know that flex a 'cep is just a meme, right?

I bet you follow rule 1 & 2

>y-you can tell what

...

>>finally get a match
>>no reply
well this is the same as not having matches.

>3 days ago

>never talked to anyone on a dating website
>never "matched" with anyone
>get messages from bots and ads

hahah. love my life (::

yeah thats from my last day at the city where I attend to college and I am not coming back till september, she didnt reply till two days later(weekend)when I had already left, thats why I havent replied

Pls send her some nasty rapey stuff involving flavor town

will she reply?

dam

>using lol you know it unironically
What fucking dweeb

Oh, Steve....

She knows what you're trying to do Steve! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

disgusting

Stop saying lol you stupid autist it makes everything you say seem like a joke. You'll appear more confident if you had said "You should see the rest of me" without the "lol".

Guys I legitimately just got matched with an 8/10. And not the hot 8/10, the qt as fuck 8/10.

How do I not fuck this up? I would love to just hold hands with her.

Congrats, you'd look like a douche to any normal woman now

She's even trying to save you from your own autism by shutting down the conversation.

Post a picture of the roastie so we can all move on with our lives.

>get matched with a 4/10
>so what are you on tinder for
>"a relationship"

can't even fuck ugly chicks

show us a picture and i'll help

>asking this autistic question
>implying most girls would admit and say "to hook up"

you're a special kind of stupid

Mirin that arm pic desu op.

Dunno if it's just the lighting but makes it look body builder tier.

I should've been like "ay yo bibbity bop girl did it hurt when you fell from heaven? :)) So what's your number let's fuck"

>Queer, poly
>WILL NOT TOLERATE BIGOTRY
I've always wanted to know how this kind of special snowflake would react talking with an actual fascist. I could probably get along with her for a long time just avoiding talking about politics and then go all Mussolini on her

you're legit retarded and don't know how to talk to women. don't (You) me anymore, faggot

I think I'm just going to quote Borat and hope to get a laugh.