How do I get into Gaston mode?

How do I get into Gaston mode?

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SS + 3DEAD (3 dozen eggs a day)

>3
>not 4

never gonna make it

Doesn't gaston eat 5 dozen eggs a day though?

play with fireworks

Not OP here, with a similar goal.

In all seriousness, Veeky Forums, how do i achieve Star Platinum swole? I don't mind how long it takes.
I know very well I won't magically grow 5 inches, I'm only interested in the gains.

21y/o, 5'11". Last I checked, a little over 80kg and BMI25. No allergies. Occasional heart pains.

For what it's worth, I do have quite broad shoulders, and a Mesomorph body. Although i'm quite lazy about cooking, so i've got a little gut.

Although if it came to it, i'm ready to take cooking seriously and exclude anything necessary from my diet.

Mother
Fucking
Eggs

(But seriously, just read the sticky. You gotta actually successfully lift before you can start otherwise target)

Wait he died?

youtu.be/tHiGDd-cryE?t=1037

Personal experience tells me, he was 100% right about the eggs.

>When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
>And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs and I'm roughly the size of a barge

be fat

>He didn't eat 4 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large

>Now that he's a man he doesn't eat 5 dozen eggs to become the size of a barge

NEVER going to make

Dude lit a fucking firework off the top of his head.

>got drunk and decided to light a firework on top of his head

Shit I had this whole scene in my head where I would challenge him to a push up contest and do handstand push-ups Blowing him the fuck out
But now that will never happen

It helps to actually start lifting weights too

Gaston is the man

...

When I was a child, I was always rooting for Gaston in the movie, because he was strong both physically and mentally. I wanted to be like him.

Fireworks

fox13now.com/2015/07/06/former-disney-actor-gaston-killed-in-firework-incident/

Train Natty for a bit then hop on gear maybe some synthol

See, this is a myth. Working out is the biggest gains goblin. See the largest people never work out.