Turn off the lights to my homegym

>turn off the lights to my homegym
>light the candles, turn on music through my bluetooth
>russian orthodox chants fill the homegym, surround sound system so it feels like I'm standing beside my spiritual brothers in Valaam
>load the plates for the Lord, using only the most holy of routines - StrongLifts 5x5
>while resting in between sets, admire the beauty and grace of the icons that grandmother gave me
>dedicate my gains to the Lord and pray post-workout

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you have just described my dream home gym except I'm eastern Catholic

this except Athonite chanting and SS

Russia is basically the stronglifts of Byzantium, am I wrong

>fall

>SL most holy of routines
>Not Bulgarian

I'm doing this.

>being an orthocuck

>not lifting under the glory of god

Trips confirm holiness, pumping out an extra one for Jesus

>not posting the chants to share your gains

You're going to hell OP

>not lifting while listening to communist speeches

Why even try, comrade?

>fat
>anglo
>ugly
Enough said

>lifting to Russian Orthodox chanting
>using a program made by a Turk

Why would anyone want to kill all of their gains like that and become a malnourished commie bitch?

It's like you want to fail on purpose

Need food for gainz retard...

>not lifting to cleanse the steppes of Communists
>not lifting to smash communists
>not lifting while praising the almighty in-order to instate a pan-Eurasian monarchic empire.

Never gonna make it you commie fucks.

>shitskin head in the pic

I think that's his hair

7 is one of the holiest numbers.
So is the number 3.
You got 3 7s.

Trips confirm God truly is blessing you user.

>believing in god in an age where we have space exploration

Edgey atheist coming through everyone.

>believing in santa

>every atheist is a cuckold liberal

God made me in his own image :~)

Dream gym right here

Muscular Christian reporting in. This basically describes what I'm striving for. Right now I'm still working out at LA Fitness, but once I get enough money, I'll shill out and make a homegym similar to this

Amen brothers

What kinda stuff should I put on the walls of a home gym?

Ah, some /rel/ brothers I see.

Agnei Parthae is GOAT night time running music

>>load the plates for the Lord, using only the most holy of routines - StrongLifts 5x5

The Lord did Crossfit,though.

>Crossfit

>not lifting to awaken the spirit of Wotan among the germanic peoples

>cut eyes out of photos of women while sipping protein

Sounds like my kind of workout!

sounds comfy man

>LARPing this hard as yuri boyka
jej

Doing it right.

i am neither sharing my wealth nor my gains with scum like you

You better have assistance excercises added to SL.

>not praying to the Monolith with your brothers
>expecting your wish to make gains to be fullfilled

Absolutely abhorrent. Revise your world view user.

Here you go brother

youtube.com/watch?v=qMtyTXDc9Fw

>worshiping a golden idol is a grave sin against God
>...but worshiping a Nazarene Jew is just fine!
Christcucks, when will they learn?

confirmed

That's an awful lot of icons you got there, user.

ad majorem Dei gloriam, brother

In hoc signo vinces

>youtube

I'm digging this. I so want to rock a power rack with candles and slav chants. thanks for the idea

>literally wanting to wait for bread
>having to eat your infant children for gains

this is how stupid and gullible nu-males are

777 is God's number in Hebrew.
Also Jesus was against organized Religion, he told his followers to believe in him. Don't get caught up in man-made traditions, take the Word of God(King James Bible) and let it guide you whatever church you go to.
Also (((Catholics))) and the (((Pope))) have always been Pagan.
eaec.org/cults/romancatholic.htm
our body is a temple, treat it as such. Go out and be ripped, it is Holy.

basilica isnt form basilisk you moron. its greek for royal covered portico. which is what it is, a covered building where lawyers met to discuss legal matters with people.
>locusts
its bees you moron because the barberini worked as hard as bees.

Pope isn't a Chrsitian or Catholic,he's a Jesuit. Look up what Jesuits believe, and they own the Free Masons.
Only through Christ can you be saved. I'm not any Religion desu, on;y follow the teachings of Christ and as such, I take the Bible as the literal word of God, anything else is a Heresy.

i have a vinyl record of choral music that sounds heavenly. i also have a home gym in the garage. i now know what i'm going to do the next time i'm home alone.

>Believing we're in an "age of space exploration" when we've been to 0.00000000000000001% of the known universe

>saying that the Church that was founded by Jesus Christ Himself is pagan (Peter was the first Pope)

Oh ok then.

God is not real. You die and nothing happens. Accept it you scared little babies

>Neither Jesus, nor the apostles, nor the early Christians considered Peter as superior to the other apostles. He was simply a man privileged to be part of the apostolic ministry and a member of the body of Christ, which is the church. There is only one Head of the church, and that Head is Jesus Christ, not Peter (Ephesians 1:20-22; 5:23; Colossians 1:18; et al.).
Peter wasn't a Pope. I'm not dogmatic, I only look for the truth, I was an atheist for many years. You have to be true to yourself, Catholicism is inter-twined with pagan beliefs, it'a fact.Christmas is the birth of Horus, not Jesus.
Ye, of little faith.

As a Freemason and Shriner, this is literally the first I am hearing of this. gg

>Mary in a mitochondria
These guys ever heard of apophenia?

>dedicate my gains to the Lord and pray post-workout

AMEN Brother. I see that you are blessed with great gains.

Why would they tell you? I do think you are a good person being misled. What is the light you are seeking?The light is lucifer, Albert Pike admits this, and Albert Pike was controlled by a Jesuit Priest. All them stems from Mystery Religon of Babylon. I implore you to do your own research, don't take my word for it

Well without the Catholic Church Europe and the rest of the world would have been conquered by Muslims.

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Get fucked, brainlet

t.brainlet

Also the fact that that given that parts of the universe are billions of years older than ours and would have civilizations billions of years ahead of us in technology and yet we find none of them exploring the universe. Interstellar space travel will never be possible and intergalactic travel will definitely never be possible.

The Catholic Church is the reason the Byzantines fell...

Rick and morty BTFO

Okay so who was your church founded by?
Some guy in the 1960s?

Well, fortunately protestants have nothing to do with the Catholic church

Here's a little food for thought:
Romans 16:17-19

i wish you great gainz, brother.

>letting the eternal venetian off the hook
They can't keep getting away with this

> Implying there is not a strict military in space keeping all presence and communication restricted to lower life forms.

> Implying they didn't deem us too stupid and purposely avoid our part of the universe.

> Implying there is something of interest around us that would bring an advanced civilization within noticeable distance.

> Implying you know anything about physics and possibilities when you're sitting on a Himalayan donkey breeding message board.

Really sends the old noodle for a jog.

>I take the Bible as the literal word of God, anything else is a Heresy.
Exodus 20:13 vs Exodus 32:27
Ephesians 2:8-9 vs James 2:24
Malachi 3:6 vs Exodus 32:14
Genesis 9:3 vs Romans 14:21
Proverbs 24:17 vs Psalms 58:1

You are a fool and an idolator then

ignore heretics, αδελφοί εν Χριστώ

Fuck off proddie, Veneration is not worship
>Muh Scripture is infallible
>Proceeds to change scripture.

>He doesn't use viking shit for work outs.

It's like you don't want gains from Valhalla.

Not a proddie but that last line is extremely funny to me considering what some of the later Popes would do.

>Pagan larping
WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIET

Im not one to bash religion, but you do realize the Bible has been edited by man many times right?

Away from here

>he still has an imaginary friend

I lift for God too, and for the feeling of being able to protect my gf and children.

>SL
>Not sheiko or at worst nSuns
brah...

>ungern on Veeky Forums
Iveseen it all now.
The mad baron lives.

You're black?

>not being in communion with Rome
>being a part of a schismatic sect of smelly Arabs and gypsies

Gains can't be socially engineered.

>believing we've ever gone to space

Cлaвa бoгy, aминь

What a blessed thread

...oh I get it

i love that image, because it implies that Islam is superiour to european culture

>not being in communion with Constantinople, Jerusalem, Antioch, and Alexandria
>not being in communion with St. Brigid, St. Patrick, and St. Benedict
>liturgical belly dance

hey at least your sacraments are valid, guess you'll make it in the end

That sounds amazing and I'm not even religious

I lift my cross for the lord.

youtube.com/watch?v=gXElcQft4V0

>Constantinople

You mean Istanbul

>Antioch

You mean Damascus

>Jerusalem

Not in communion with Antioch

>Alexandria

Is Coptic

Also
>muh pentarchy
Means absolutely nothing

Not surprisingly, Dostoevsky is the best out of the three

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Google nasa hyperdrive, shit is absolutely possible, we just need to downsize the energy requirements so it's feasible for us to test it.

>crossfit