What is your biggest vice Veeky Forums?

>I'll need to take a week off to give it up.
You should go 30 days to truly reset yourself.

Alcohol. No.

cigarettes
I am 19 and broke in college so might be forced to

Don't cold turkey it, you'll get splitting headaches. Just minimise over time, pre-workouts first to be cut, honestly not necessary.

I've done cold turkey and it's only brutal for 2 days or so.

Cocaine

Only do it like 8-10 times a year, so its not that bad.

I'd say vodka and orange juice 2-3 times a week. I never drive and usually just get drunk and do pullups/dips, study, and clean things though.
I find it dumbs me down enough to not be as autistic about certain things and helps me relax. Occasionally I'll have too much and feel sick but that's rare.

Marijuana has a tight grip on me as well, my friend. I'm 23 and don't have the time or the desire to smoke like I used to, but I still get cravings occasionally.

>when you wake up still stoned and drink a stronger cup of coffee

Fapping

Still on day 3

Videogames and smoking tobacco/weed/hash.

I dont know I wish I had atleast control over them but im the all or nothing type of guy that either I stop completely or shit myself abusing my vices

What?this is because you dont eat enough,I fapped 2-3 times a day for a week and I couldnt feel better.

IV heroin, formally I was a daily user now fortunately I have the ability to inhibit my use to 2 or 3 times a month. I have resigned myself to the morbid reality that I will never fully quit using. You're never quite the same after you've felt the complete and utter bliss of a fat shot of dope coursing through your veins, a tidal wave of utter warmth and eurphoria in its purest essence cascading through your entire being. feels good man

Vanity. Alas, the more I lift the worse it gets.

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i have a high work capacity, train frequently and eat 4-5k calories in 1 sitting (intermittent fasting)

Alcohol. It'll probably kill me.

Heroin

No

I wanna do one hit before I die, not until I'm in my 60s though. You can kick it though, I know people that have.

why would you start in the first place

What's morbid about that? Sounds like you have it under control.

You can. I did. It's tough but doable.

I want a bucket list of crazy drugs and experiences I take on in my 50s and once I finish them just OD on something
I don't really want to live past 60 and want to experience all the world has to offer desu

What do you have on that list?

Take them now while you're still young enough to not insta-die from your first dose.

Sweet sweet cocaine. Once you get drunk and take that first bump it's all over til you pass out at noon the next day and tell yourself you'll never do it again.

staying up late and not getting enough sleep

This, coupled with technology/procrastination

I can't even go more then one day and every time I fap my self loathing only gets worse. But the urge is so great that I can't stop it.

One of these is not like the other. Ditch the vodka and gobble all the orange juice you can. Assuming we're not talking about the industrialized american shit, but freshly squeezed unfiltered with pulps.

Thats no vice. Its a god tier patrician drink. Howard Hughes' favourite drink.

Long story short it was a combination of severe depression and a mother with a massive script of oxycodone who was willing to share her script with me as a quick, short term fix for my mental ailments eventually led down the path of trying heroin when she cut me off, and then that led to the needle

Perhaps morbid isn't quite the right word but I find it a bit disturbing that I have to stick a needle in my arm to feel any sense of happiness or contentment.

not eating
yeah just gotta stop being a lazy piece of shit

I mean, if your dad is willing suck my dick every time I n44d it...

Cocaine.

Gave it up. It's too good and too bad for life

This

Cigarettes..I hate them but more often than not I find myself buying a pack and smoking at least 1/day. I'm just mentally tired from my girlfriend and it's dread 90% of the time.

I know that feel my man.

Thank god I don't have a stable, safe connection otherwise I might end under the bridge.

Honestly? Trying to please other people. I'm starting a really good graduate program with a lot of good job prospects at the end of it and am second guessing because my parents don't think it's right for me.

Why do I care what my parents think? Couldn't tell you, but it bothered me when they said that.

1 cigarette(just in case someone thinks it's 1 pack)

I used to smoke a cig on my way to work everyday, just woke up one day hating how it made my mouth taste and haven't had one since. Can't explain it, but god damn has it made my life better.

Porn. Brought my fapping habbit down to once a week, so i'm making babysteps.

This.

It doesn't help that I've become inhumanly good at holding back my orgasm... to the point where I believe doing so is damaging my body and health.

Good faggot

That green text killed me cunt. I'd do that everyday if I could

this

>waking up with a double strong coffee and a joint, open steam and go inside the infinite world of videogames.

pls stop i dont want to go back to my old wasted life....

Massive beer addiction, I don't like any other booze.
Don't know whether I'll ever be rid of it completely, but I've managed to cut down considerably.

i gave up caffeine and honestly it's really good. I sleep better, sweat less and have more energy. headaches from withdrawal are a huge PITA tho. Stock up on ibuprofen beforehand.

now my biggest vice is porn and masturbation and I can't seem to shake it even though I have sex every other day. my porn tastes have gotten so extreme that I'm honestly ashamed of myself

manlet punting
never

Veeky Forums and vidya, especially competative multiplayers

Both drain my soul every day yet I cant stop

Being high in general. I mean, weed's the most common one, but as soon as I cut that one out, I'll just exchange it with something else. For the past 10 days I haven't smoked weed, but have had a few beers almost every day (except for today, yesterday and the day before, trying to cut that one out and exchanging it with more hefty exercise. Dopamine's dopamine.)

I smoke weed, but then i get the munchies and fuck up my diet.
Still, every minute extra in the gym is a minute you spend on growing your muscles.
So it's worth it in the end.

Why loathe yourself? If you don't do something with yourself you might end up with shriveled nuts at an early age. What you should think is that you want a girlfriend or boyfriend (i don't judge) to fap with or instead of going to the no fap forum, look for fap forums, like /b/.
Or is the family not good enough for you anymore, bruh?

And i only smoke pipe, no paper, the weed lasts longer and the hits are harder.
>Get on my level n00bz

steroids :(

Absolutely pathetic lol

same

Contrary to popular believe you can use hard drugs recreationally as well. If you do it because you have to, that's weak. If you do it because you want to and it doesn't take over your life, then there's no need for quitting. Control the drug, don't let the drug control you.

Honestly, lazyness and low motivation.
Other than that probably nicotine and my passion to eat anything of different flavour.

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opiates

Actually opiates are easier to stop using than Veeky Forums desu (I'm not physical addcited)

I stress/emotional eat. I don't really understand what people do in acutely stressful situations, so I lay into a big bag of chips/popcorn and get comfy in a blanket cocoon.
That being said, I guess what most people do is take it on the chin and let it gnaw away at them from the corner of their mind. So I've been doing that.

pizza, lack of sleep, not doing cardio and vidya

yes yes yes yes

>weed
>vidya
>junkfood
>not meditating

LORD SCOOBERT GRANT ME BALANCE

how the fuck do you eat 5k in one sitting?

what do you eat?

>Soda
What usually happens is that I go to a party and I binge, would have around 5 cans of coke over the course of the night. I don't drink much alcohol though. Outside of parties/social events I do alright.

>Doing nothing
Mindlessly watching a screen and doing absolutely nothing productive. This is the worst one.

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this.

I was off caffeine for 3 months and when I look back, those were the months I felt the best. I'm getting back to it now, never again will I drink the caffeinated crutch. It fucks up every aspect of my life.

My personal happy right now is that I'm about 7% into my cut, with another 10% to go.

Hydrocodone after lifting

My best friend did and he's a tiny Indian
You can do it

Veeky Forums, and yes, I'm hopeful that I will leave this place in the not too distant future.

Shit contributes to muscle wasting and atrophy

Literal gainz goblin mayne

>sauce

Google that shit niggynog

Anything relating to sex.
I have a broken libido to where i can go 10+ rounds and still get hard even if I'm shooting dust. This means I'm not really satisfied with anything less than 4 rounds with a girl and I have to go rub one out to be able to sleep if I get less than that.
I don't have a huge problem with porn or masturbation, I'll go days or a week without jerking off. but when I do get horny I'll try way too hard to get laid, text and snap girls I've been with or am currently talking to. If I do jerk off it's like, several hours of edging. Ive posted my body up on a few sites to jerk off to messages from women, and a few guys (a few years ago before I lost my virginity), I've fucked around on omegle with surprisingly good results, I've been catfished a few times. Ive got a couple people I sext on the regular and keep interested for if I ever visit where they live (my hometown, a few places I've vacationed). I think I may have some sort of disfunction.

Nope. It doesn't. Shame on you for spreading lies. I have no idea what you could have against heroin.

Marijuana and masturbation are my biggest vices idk if ill ever be able to give them up I've been able to cut masturbation down from a few times a day to a few times a week and still working on lowering that but the weed is harder to quit especially since I'm a pot farmer as my career

Smoked weed pretty much every night for the last couple of years, recently gave up to focus on training for the army. Wasn't hard to give up at all if you have a goal in mind, no cravings or anything of the sort at all.

Acid and light novels

How is it compared to mdma?

delet this

Eating 10 avocados a day. JUST

I smoke like twice a day after work, it barely inhibits after like 8 years of toking. Im a high functioning stoner coupled with my unorthodox personality. You would never know if i was high or not.

Personally i would never give it up, you and I know how valuable it is, especially for reflection. Pot helped me grow up alot in isolation after my first full time job. Im 23 and i feel like (when i have to be) im significantly more mature. Be responsible and sort yourself out. Weed is goat

>muh unorthodox personality
>pot is muh father figure
holy shit user sort yourself out

Porn. I'm living alone now which makes it even harder.

Women.

I hope so, I'm married

I don't or rarely drink. I don't like it.
I stopped coffee, replaced it with green tea and limit myself to one cup in the morning.
Then, I stopped cannabis.
I still it one to three squares or 70% dark chocolate everyday.
I also eat pizza from the grocery store from time to time and I exceptionnaly go get thai food.
I stopped watching porn two months ago, with small relapses but it's getting better over time.
Masturbation is also less frequent and imagination motivated.

Life is bearable, user.

Toxic women. They destroy my self esteem and make me forget all my goals because I obsess over them. But god damn I want them bad. My ex was hitting me up last week. Comes to my house Friday and we get drinks, back to my place and I'm sucking on her titties and her bf calls and she rolls out. Then promises we will hang Monday. Don't hear from her till Monday when I text her and she acts like we never had plans, texts me later that night saying she's going to head to my house because her bf is mad. Then she ghosts me again. Pic related the thot herself

Are you insane? MDMA/Acid/Shrooms, hell even meth aren't on the same level as heroin. Jesus christ.

You should not text her at all.

I could literally eat a whole bag of tostitos in a sitting.
>that spinach dip
A year+ clean of this meth

I'm trying man. I'm really trying. I think I pissed her off so hopefully I'll be ok for a few weeks

This fucking website.

What a trash woman. Can't you see how blatantly she's using you? Quit now to preserve your self-respect. You'd be better off fapping to traps or fucking anime.