Go to gym

>go to gym
>see this

trips decides what I do

Kill yourself

Fight for the motherland comrade

Kill yourself

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walk in naked and masturbate. Then proceed to do wrist curls with all dumbbells

Fucking Canadians are so gay.

take it down and pull your pants all the way down and try to either shit on it or jerk off onto it

Pull it down and piss on it and when they ask you what you are doing tell them "bwekfast"

Crossfit

>cuckleaf
>commie thingy
Leave gym. Find one with a red flag with white disk and black hooked cross.

Spray paint the Hakenkreuz over it.
The outrage articles would be amazing with dissonance.

Is it the owners? If so find another gym if you can't handle someone else's political views

Strip naked and start squatting

It's the owners, they're real pieces of shit, they scammed my buddy money from his debit because he "didn't put weights in proper place" which is a $6 fine.

They built a new gym in town so I'm gonna fuck this one up, hopefully record it tommorow, and get the fuck out of that shithole.

Cancel your gym membership then demand equal share of the profits

sudoku

Commit Sudoku desu, it's the only way

Fuck the Canadian flag until you cum on the leaf

Light EVERYTHING on fire you TURBO PUSSY.

OP here, updating the rules

>no burning down the gym
>im not gonna kill myself
>the roll only pertains to the flag

Well, communism is terrible BUT the Soviet Union was arguably the most Veeky Forums nation in history at one point

>trips

Shit, trips and you put up an American flag and tear down the others.

good one lmao

The thing is I'm doing trips because I really fucking hate this gym and am actually going to do it.

tell them your ancestors fled the communists and your great-uncle died in the gulags because he was political dissident, so this flag offends you

use their own weapon against them

>Steal Commie flag
>Go to washroom
>Flag in your pooper

Reroll but soviet flag up anus

tear down the canadian flag and put up another soviet flag. it is time to honor the great soviet strength athletes of years prior.

pee on the canadian flag, finish your workout wearing the communist one as a cape.

take it down, rip it up, and spit on it.

dude, that's really my senpai, senpai.
just replace
>great uncle
with
>great grandfather
and
>gulag
with
>shot in prison

Pull down when no one is around, go take a shit in the bathroom, wipe ass with flag, put it back up and act like nothing happened

Discretely remove flag and throw it in the trash at home.

cum on it every day until you're caught

rolling for this

No fucking way man. Nazi Germany had to be the most fit nation.

bruh the soviets held like a billion gazillion weightlifting records. the nazis were a bunch of little bitches who got their asses beat by the high-test americans and soviets. foh back to /pol/ bitch boy

take down that shitty canadian flag

piss on it and film it and upload it here

Write "Oy Vey" on it.

Nothing, don't be a nigger

American Flag cape

*with sunglasses

If it's a nicely equipped gym, who gives a shit tbqh. Are you programmed to turn into commie hunter mode the minute you see something like that?

Are you not?

The Nazis beat the Olympics of 1936 with 89 medals you cuck

The only reason the Soviets broke any strength record at all was because they were russians

american flag goes up

Roll

I'm a bit too apathetic for that.

the nazis won a lot of medals in an olympic games that was hosted in their own country? wow really makes you think. also, i'm not sure what cuck means. are you a bird or something? the internet is for humans, dumbass.

Film yourself taling off your top, flexing your ceps and shouting "YOU MIRIN CANADA?"

Eat the flags

Take both down and replace with American flag.

> tens of millions starving to death
> Veeky Forums
Lol. The objectively correct answers are either Nazi Germany due to state mandated gains or Ancient Greece

I never stick around to see gets so I need my patriots to reroll this in the name of freedom

their political views sanction the reduction of human value to levels unacceptable in modern times, and represent the oppression and murder of hundreds of millions.

op take a dump on the flag and leave it on a bench

Why would a gym in Russia hang the leaf flag?

Why does it matter where the olympics took place, are you implying that the olympics are always won by the host nation lmao?

btw quite edgy of you famcuck

This sounds like a fucking dream.
Go fuck yourself and your friend if you cant put the shit back to where you took it.

i mean come on. you're going to try to suggest that nazi germany, a country hell-bent on making itself look big and strong, wasn't going to pull shit to fuck with an olympic games hosted in their own country? considering all the other snake shit the nazis pulled (like oh, i don't know, invading most of europe?) why is it surprising that their olympic games would be a setup?

not the guy you were responding to but the host nation is auto qualified for a lot of the events hence giving more of an opportunity to win medals

How exactly was it a setup? The Olympics are an international event, you can't just setup such an event in your favour. Why is it so hard for you to just accept the fact that authoritarian regimes radically promote physical well-being more than other ideologies (ie democracy)? I'm not asking you to accept the ideology ffs, but it's just a simple fact that nazis and other dictator regimes (even the Soviet Union) promoted the physical well-being of their people far more than any democracy ever did. I mean, you can literally just look around you if you live in the democratic/capitalistic West to validate that.

Rolling for this

Tear it down and replace it with the flag of the National Socialist German Workers Party. If they object, annex them.

burn the commi flag

Nothing you turboautist

It happened just once in the early 30s, as a price for the grows of industry. While murrifats were jumping out of the windows because of "depression".

what the fuck bro

the damn commies win again

Well guys, now what do I do?

this right here

fuck

>now what do I do?
You heard the trips

Well, at least it isn't the Chinese flag, OP.

Zero trips just demanded 0 action

The universe has spoken

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God has spoken through this user

>he didn't put weights in proper place
>$6 fine
serves him just right, little faggot

>6$ fine for putting a 10lbs weight in the 9lbs spot
>socialists will defend this

Disgusting. Find some way to take it down

Don't record any crime, don't brag about it or plan with anyone either. Minimise what is written or known outside yourself.

Next time you take a shit wipe your ass with the flag

>not being able to tell the difference between a 9 and a 10
American education will defend this

seize the means of production

nice

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got it

>commie flag
>running a capitalist business
?????

This.

Honestly it baffles me that the nazi flag is considered evil by society but not the communist flag. Just leave that gym, the owner is a piece of shit.

fascism is capitalism on steroids

You're down syndrome on steroids.

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Different user here.

I can accept that notion, but those countries also are rampant in malnutrition: If it weren't for the exodus and genocide of the Jews, I doubt Germans could have produced as many examples as they did for specimen exhibition. Russia, let's not forget, is also mostly malnurousied in the east. There are those stories of starving, freezing, rural folk eating their young.

So, can I blandly accept that any political body can produce a demographic that you're describing? No. Malnourished people account for the total population.

im australian
and my gym has fucked up number plates on the sides, so its hard to read sometime and if i was made to pay 6$ every time i made a mistake i would leave that gym and never come back, you realise how bat shit crazy you fucking sound telling people they should pay money for not re racking a dumbel

Replace it with nazi flag

Rolling for this

Overthrow the bourgeois with armed revolution

ignore it, perform 12 sets of curls in squat rack for hypertrophy gains

do yourself a cup of coffee

I'm a trip and I decide that you burn the building down with the commies in it, run for president as communist, and then kill your constituents to weed out all the commies.

Seriously though, gas the commies.

do this