Hey Veeky Forums, first time CYOAer. Here goes....
You wake up - cold, thirsty and slightly hungover. You look out the window and see a world still sleeping except for the rats and the homeless man who lives down the street from you. You slowly stumble out of your bedroom, yawn and stretch, then...
1. Go to the bathroom
2. Wake up your girlfriend for sex
3. Wake up your boyfriend for sex (no homo)
4. Sit on your left hand and then fap
5. Go to the kitchen
Dubs decides...
3 because this is gay
4
3
5
1
4 letsgo
dubs get I choose going back to sleep
Sorry OP, your thread is dead, just delete it
4. A good nut is the best way to start the day
OP here, dubs appears to be too hard to get. 5th response after this message will decide...
this gonna be dubs so 3
wrong. dubs here for 5.
4
next post decides
2
5
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You chose 2.
You turn around, look lovingly at the rumpled sheets and the figure of your overweight girlfriend lying in bed. You walk back towards the bed when suddenly her alarm clock goes off. I feel it coming by the Weeknd starts playing in the background.
She snorts a little and reaches out for your arm to spoon. When she realises that you've been watching her from the doorway, she throws the sheets off the bed and points her ass in your general direction and tells you to hurry up.
You quickly insert your semi-chub into her for 30 seconds before you start cramping in your lower back from thrusting. You yell out that you need to stop. She kicks you out of the bedroom. What do?
1. Plead with her to let you give her the old lickaroo
2. Call your buddy Jamal
3. Ignore her, aesthetics before hoes
4. Call your landlord
5. Go eat some eggs
7th post replying to this decides
user the whole "x post after this" is probably the dumbest thing you can eeer offer to people. If anyone wants to participate theyll Wait till 6 posts are made and this wont get us anywhere. Keep it at dubs,
Also 2
What this user said. Stick with dubs or change to "post ending in x"
Okay, post ending in 5 will decide now
Number 5 pls
5
2
Rowlin
2
3, 5 afterwards to get brotein
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5