Historically speaking, which people invented buttfucking?

Historically speaking, which people invented buttfucking?

OP's family

Different cultures came up with buttfucking independent of each other. Like dragons. Spoopy, huh?

Man that just sounds like a bad idea.

The French military

Greeks

I'd imagine around the time our ancestors starting breeding with subhumans (Neanderthals).

Tfw ywn raid the neanderthal tribe next door and anally assimilate their women with your cro magnon cock

What was bumsex like before enemas? Squishy, I take it? Not complaining, it's free lube after all.

You can get it pretty clean just with soap and water 2bh.

I was told by some gay guy I knew that buttsex hurts a fuck ton without lube. Is that true? How did ancient peoples go about it then? Did they have their own forms of lube?

Pleasure

>Is that true?
yes.
>How did ancient peoples go about it then?
Spit and various natural oils. But who cares if it hurts your slave, lmao.

The bongs
> "The traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash" - Winston Churchill

The people of Sodom and Gomorrah

>Like dragons
it's a meme

All the people in this thread are wrong.
It predates humanity.

A good diet and a good squatting posture during defecation usually ensures that your rectum is empty.

What's a good squatting posture? Asking for a friend.

What posture ? Well there's not so many ways to squat...

Thanks senpai

the people who invented buttfucking were the people who discovered the joy of traps and feminine boys.

Alright. I hope your friend will have more comfy pooping times in the future, with all the advantages that it entails.