MIRE GENERAL

Any mires lately?
Post 'em cunts.

my great grandfather complimented me yesterday.

>on my way home from work
>bored so i ask this girl for directions to the train station
>she gives me directions, i thank her and speed head
>she shouts after me and i wait up
>tells me she has nothing better to do so she will walk me there if i wanted to
>whynot.dll
>make small talk and get some social gainz
>we arrive at the train station i thank her and leave
>mfw i knew the way to the train station

didnt ask for contact info becuse she was a 4 at best and chubby

>workout in the park
>lots of kids climbing around like monkeys
>they discus the guys working out there
>"that guy has a sick tattoo on his back" about some guy who has a surgery scar
>"that guy just burped" and they laugh like its the craziest shit
>"that guy has saggy tits"
>"that guy eating a banana has abs"
>I was the guy with the banana
Those shits were so upfront, and everybody could hear them. Felt slightly bad for the guys who had some fat on them.

reminds me of the show on Discovery
>I shouldn't be alive
She was after you

some girl spilt her spagghet trying to hold a door open for me

>meet girl at a concert I haven't seen in years
>oh my user you've gotten bigger, you working out
>"I eat well"
didn't make it lads

some staff girl leaked her 'tism and blushed once when i spoke to her, yesterday when i was working out she started organizing the dumbbell rack two feet from me, mired her glutes

>be me yesterday on party
>kissles virgin
>with friend, 2 girls approach us
>hang out with other girl 7,5/10 easyliy, friend with other girl
>didnt want to kiss her (cuz kv n stuff)
>justdoit.png
>kiss her and cuddle
>we go hard
>she always grabs my chest n guns ,says how muscular they are
>6'2 approaches my height
>even after 5 hours of cuddling still cant let my guns n chest go
>feel alpha af
>didnt want sex because bit drunk

We all gonna make it breehs
Did i becomme chad?

Congrats user

you need some english gains

t. manlet who gets scared when 6'2 approaches his height

>had a girl over
>"I like your shoulders, user"
This is what SUPREME EUPHORIA feels like

I got into a pull up contest with some of my co-workers a few days ago. When it was my turn everybody was cheering me on and shouting out each of my reps. Felt good.

>at work
>17 year old girl with huge tits comes in with her sister, my coworker
>hear the younger sister say softly "he's cute, can I come back!?"
>I'm the only one around
>I look back, the young sister runs away
>my coworker looks annoyed and says "kids, right?"

I'm 27. Feels bad, but I'm gonna try to fuck

>graduation of my cousin
>18 year olds all over the place
>I'm 31
>after the ceremony they all want to party, heading to a bar
>girlfriends of my cousin invite me too
>I decline
>'oh please user, come on it will be fun'
>see how awkward my cousin feels about it and say no

But now I know which bar they frequent.

>meet some guys from highschool on my way home from the gym
>haven't seen in a while so they invite me to walk around
>tell them where I'm coming from and buy muscle milk
>end up in a clothing store and one points to a shirt I own
>tell him to buy a size bigger because it runs small
>"shut the fuck up we get it you're swole"
:^)

I've only been lifting for a year and I was an anorexic-mode bitch no one liked in highschool so it felt p good

>walking downtown Madrid
>older woman gypsy (about 40-50) comes up to me
>tells me im beautiful and asks if i want to make love to her
>'n-no thanks'
>'im clean, i dont have AIDS or anything'
>'no thank you'
>'are you gay?'
>'n-no'
>speedwalk away

>18 yo
>bar
this is how I know youre story is fake

Shut up ameritard

This is making it brehs

>americans

angry cuz ur too stupid to make good fake stories

>i want to make it painfully obvious i believe the entire world functions the way my backward country does

Im American and my first bar fight was at age 19... Live a little user.

>18yr olds can't drink alcohol
Oh Ameristan, what a shithole you are.

this guy gets it

can you get really good looking to a point where women don't hold eye contact anymore?

>Go to a party/kickback with a bunch of old highschool fucks
>Get there, a nice guy I know immediately goes "WOAH DUDE, YOU GOT FUCKING MEATY"
>He was on acid so probably over-expressing himself
>Get a few other compliments through the night, talk to a qt here and there
>Later she mentions to the group: "Damn guys why is user way thicker than me?"
>Squats and Diddly ;)

>letting gypsies talk to you
Bad move my friend.

>everyone falling so hard for this bait

>Tfw no girl will ever look at you like that

Lel trolled XD

Got two big ones yesterday:
>Working at a Jo-Ann craft and fabric store
>It's Friday, so the truck comes to drop shit off
>Our retarded "inventory coordinator" is an hour late
>the only other two people working were old ladies
>"Looks like you're gonna have to unload the truck, user"
>Help the driver set up the truck at the back entrance, bring the ramp out, etc.
>Just as he's starting to send me boxes down the ramp, the inventory coordinator shows up
>He's kinda chubby, wears glasses, has long black hair and reeks worse than a highschool locker room after football practice
>Decide that it would be better if we both unloaded the truck
>He keeps sending all the "heavy" (50lbs+) totes and boxes my way
>Lift them effortlessly, didn't even check the weight before grabbing them
>Just as we're finishing up I get a 107 lbs package
>Pick it up, bring it up over my shoulder and carry it to where I needed it put it
>Turn around
>Guy's mouth is agape
>"Dude, I figured you'd ask for help with that one but it looks like you're good"
>6.5/10 girl comes in to clock intake over after my shift
>"What's going on?"
>"We just finished unloading the truck and user just lifted 107lbs like it was nothing!"
>"Oh yeah? Is there anything you can't do, user?"
>"Nope" and go clock out and leave

>is there anything you can't do?
>depends. Can i get your number?
>if "no" then it's an epic joge
>if "yes" then fuck her on the spot, cum inside, tell her to name the kid George and run away to Oklahoma
t. advice giving virgin

The other one was a mom trying to set her daughter up with me.
>Hear over radio
>"Customer needs assistance at check-out"
>Walk up to register
>It's the aforementioned mom and daughter
>Walk around the register, great them with a simple "Hi"
>Awkward pause
>Mom nudges the daughter
>"Oh, uh, hi!"
>She's been staring at my body
>Kinda just throws all her stuff on the counter
>As I'm ringing her up, the mom tries making small talk
>"So user, how long have you been working here? What's it like?"
>"Do you work out?"
>Daughter shoots mom a glare after that last one
>"Well I try to hit the gym when I can, but college stuff takes up a lot of my time"
>"Oh my, I thought you were in high school! You look so young! Where do you go to school?"
>Tell her where I go and she suggests to daughter to look into that college
>Bag up their items and give receipt
>"Have a great day!"
>"Y-you too" from daughter
>Over hear them talking as they walk away
>The mother is suggesting that she get a job at the store or come back in a year when she's old enough
>Says that I look like a guy that's dedicated and is only going to get better
>Hear daughter say "Well, I guess he's kinda hot..."

Never stick your dick in crazy. This chick is way too high-strung for me and she's hispanic, so I'd never even consider her romantically.

>"Oh my, I thought you were in high school! You look so young! Where do you go to school?"
I get that alot, is this supposed to be a compliment?

Seems like mom is more interested

I dunno. Just a week ago a park ranger at the state park I was staying at thought I looked 23 (I'm almost 20), so it's a pretty mixed bag, I guess

Mom was pretty uggo, but I'm used to being hit on by old ladies at this point. Girl was cute though, hope she comes back.

There's already a chick with a great ass that comes in who I guess thinks I'm attractive or her friend or something, because she always asks for me and tries to strike up a conversation. She always talks about her boyfriend though, so I don't know what to feel. I'm not into that anyway.

this was at his work, user

dont shit where you eat

I used to work at a Jo-Ann a few months ago. Fucking furries came in all the time and hit on me. I was told several times that I would look good in a nice tight wolf suit.

I stopped working at Jo-Ann

This one needs a little bit of context
>me and my friends were part of the "meh" type of students back in highschool
>when we graduated college,without telling each other all of us coincidentally started working out, we only discovered it when we met up and got surprised with each other
>fast forward yesterday
>all of us got together to celebrate a friends birthday
>while going to the restaurant to celebrate we bumped in to the group of the cool and popular students back in highschool, like all of the popular ones are there with their bf and gfs having a popular only reunion or someshit
>when some of them recognized us they were shocked because of how much we changed calling us "wow you guys got ripped" and "your muscles are huge" after a little chit chat our groups separated ways
>while leaving we noticed that the popular girls are stealing glances at us.
Me and my friends talked about it while we were drinking and we all thought that how would our highschool lives would be if we started working out at that time

I meant when we graduated highschool not college

Never peak in high school.

...

>LAAAAAAND OFFF THE FREEEEEEED

>be working in IT
>guy in charge of all the phyical goods for our offices (computers, tech, kitchen appliances, etc.) asks me to come down to the garage (I am on third floor)
>he needs help bringing up 5 25l (pic) giant water bottles for the coolers
>he takes one
>I see some belt-like things in the garage where we are
>connect two bottle handles with the trap, same for the other pair
>lug 50kg in each hand up 4 floors
>female collegue holds the door open for us
>looks at me carrying 4 of these mother fuckers at once
>mouth agape
>its really fuckin heavy so I just walk trough
>people ask me "did you really carry 4 of those at ONCE up here??" every time I meet someone in the hallways for the next 2 days

I guess it's mirin, I'm 23 and most of the people here are 30+ so...

I know, I know but seeing my(still)highschool crush yesterday really brightened my week and got me more motivated to do shit that's why I kept thinking about that "what if" fantasy

...

>Invite girl over
>pull down shorts
>"i like your balls user"
>mfw

Wasn't much of a mire but still felt good.

>be me at work the other day
>missing appropriate shirt attire so I wear my coworker's
>nice fit but a bit loose on the hips
>say fuck it, tuck it in, and go dick off for the rest of my shift
>comes time to drop company money off at the bank so naturally they choose me cause I'm the only other one working
>so I get up and head over to the bank with my head in my ass
>once I get inside everyone is glancing at me especially this qt banker
>moment I walked in she kept making eye contact like she was going to eat me
>I noticed her staring down at my chest a couple times
>feelsgoodman
>made eye contact a couple times with her but broke it cause fucking awkward little me doesn't like eye contact

Still it Felt good. Thanks to my lmao 1.8pl8 bench I'm somewhat developed for my size.

Height/weight?

5' 10 manlet
190

My face is pretty good looking from I always hear

>oh you should be an actor!
>oh are you a model?
>hey are you a physical trainer?

Feels good. But I've barely made it to a 215 bench so I laugh and only dream of more gains.

It was a dri fit shirt too. And those suckers make you look swole even if you're a manlet.

Gj famalam, keep it up

You can hit 2pl8 soon I believe in you

Source? Looks like berserk

they were looking at your bitch gyno tits you stupid cuckboi

did they hang lower than your dick?

>they were looking at your bitch gyno tits you stupid cuckboi

this

Okay this is an old one but still makes me chuckle
> be in HS
> Go with gf and one of her friends to LARP (yeah I know)
> dated her friend for a short while some time before. Didn't get far, didn't pan out, we stayed friendly
> changing shirt in middle of room because I'm autistic and feel at home
> damn user you should have taken your shirt off when we were dating

>her staring down at my chest a couple times

KEK, she was staring at your bitch tits

Thank you user :'^)

Also fuck you faggit post your tits.

mirin longevity

vagabond

that's pretty impressive breh, lifts?

>work out at home gym
>friend wants me to go work out with him at his gym
>get guest pass for a workout
>we get to squats
>load up lmao3.5pl8
>get ready to lift
>when I get under the bar I notice in the mirror there's a ton of people staring at me like I'm about to kill myself
>rep out 4 and rerack
>people still staring but look confused instead of concerned

Technically they mirin?

>user, please don't get any bigger

- my mum


fuck off roastie

>family has company over, guys my dad works with
>Don't really say much, I don't know any of them
>Dad gets drunk
>Starts bragging to his buddies that I'm getting solid
Feels good.

Fuck yes I love when the gym scrubs and the hot qts stare during squats.

I think its a combo of; looking like you can't hit the weight, and the reality of you repping that shit out, that makes everyone awestruck.

Can't let those gains goblins get to you user. Stay on the right track.

>not boning gypsy witches for magical power gains
never gonna make it user

I've always had the opposite, everyone thought I was way older than I am so obviously I'm gonna look like a fucking mummy by the time I'm 60

I used to go buy booze without ID (canada) when I was in high school because people wouldn't bother carding me.

You probably got some gypsie curse now

I got eyefucked by a black qt at work yesterday. It was so obvious that even my boss who was with me made note of it too.

>black
>qt

Dunno if mire,

>play charade phone game with flatmates friends
>hiding my autism goes well after the first beer
>flatmate has to find out "giving a massage"
>everyone screaming descriptions through the room
>give small back massage to the girl next to me on the couch
>she screams a "look at me"
>flatmate gets it and solves
>take my hands off her
>she says "why don't you keep on doing that ? i don't mind"
>still have hands off her, autism kicks in and i decline

If a woman is comfortable with you touching her like that then she likes you.

I get mired at the gym sometimes. I can't tell if they're judging my form or not. It's annoying since I make it a point to not fool around with girls from the gym (don't shit where you spend a lot of time and all that).that, and heavy autismo flirting with girls

I need to buy a monkey tank to eliminate all doubts

That doesnt make any sense. You were all friends in high school but you guys hadnt seen each other in a while?

It's a hellovalot better than the opposite. My brother and I are five years apart, and even when I was in high school people would awkwardly ask which of us was the older brother.

man nips are weird. does having an Adonis belt actually attract women?

yes
they call em v lines cus women are retarded

Joder, para que una gitana se quiera follar un paio... Bien hecho, te habrĂ­an atracado creo yo.

One of my good female friends touches me all the time when we're having a giggle, and she even willingly gave me a piggy back once without hesitating. Is this a sign that I could fug her?

Getting tons of mires lately since I bought a couple of thight fitting sweaters.

So this happend last night:

>A female friend of a good buddy of mine approaches me
>"hey user do you still remember me?"
>"y-yeah you are user"
>small talk about the text on her sweater
>a drunk guy I was talking to jumps in and touches her breast
>she staggers and expects me to react
>I don't
>she even wants to help me out
>"now you should say - " but she ends her sentence there
>leaves

>Later that night an insanely hot girl started talking to me but the conversation also dried out

Pls help

Yes. The more comfortable they are with touching you or being touched by you, the more they laugh and smile at you and the more excuses they come up with to get your attention the more they like you.

>Is this a sign that I could fug her?

eso pensaba yo tmb

>insanely hot girl
>started talking to me
>conversation also dried out
Did you ask her number?

>Waiting for my train to arrive when an attendant needs to walk past
>says "sorry big guy" when he passes me

,>I have been thiccmemeing a tittymonster friend
>she has started sending me revealing pics of her eating hamburgers

are you 13?

No. She showed me her instagram though, turned out she was starting out as an actual fashion model, not just some average instagram thot

lol esto

>kids, right?
lmao, spaghetti all over
give her your dick for her 18th birthday

How much of a tittymonster are we talking about?

>walking home from school gym
>pass bus stop as it's picking up, catch qt dirty blonde staring at me through one of the windows
>look directly at her, she shifts her gaze guiltily but then turns back and smiles as the bus pulls away

why do I have a gf again?

oh my, what a revelation