Veeky Forums humor, go!

I dont care, I'd kick the babys ass in a fight anyway.

>dat butthurt

then he lifts more than you lol

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Cause of good luck i guess

Veeky Forums in a nutshell.

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man I dont care about their lunk alarm, for 10 bucks a month those are the best 4 days of free pizza in a month

worth it

i love this guy

They only have smith machines
The dumbbells only go up to 80
And the trainers have as much knowledge about fitness as someone who reads health magazines
The sticky is better then them
> and yet I still work out there because it's close by

Man I dont even go to train there, I just show up the day they get the bagels and pizza and stuff, almost free food if you ask me

please???

I'm like 95% sure that you can just walk in without getting scanned
I did it before by accident and they never even questioned it

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is that a Frank Medrano parody?

Its joe Rogan....

It was hijacked like 5 posts in. Unless you found it by luck you wouldn't see it

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3x5 pepperoni passion
3x5 Hawaiian heat
2x8 mushroom madness (2nd set to failure)

>psshttt... nothin personnel kid

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Women's cross fit games:
youtu.be/Kn0jLZPN9vY

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>tfw in the screencap

While you were being taken for walkies I studied the blade

While you were playing peek a boo i internalised the blade

While you were playing fetch I mastered the blade

And now that master won't talk you for walkies you have the audacity to ask me for help?

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DONT OPEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO FEEL SAD

>I REPEAT

DONT OPEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO FEEL SAD

WHO IS THIS GUY?!

>guy

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Obituary

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i just want to be loved

Who is "it"!?!

You're a big guy

i hope this is real

Idk who it is, looks like you'll just have to fap to that webm you sick pervert

Somebody clue me in on this. Is the gym handing out free pizza? Or is that a pizza chain that's allowed to sell inside of the gym or something?

F-for you

Never gets old

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kek

Now he takes master for walkies.

This is me but instead of social media it is replaced with shit posts here.

Life's good man, I am not going to complain.. Things could be way worse!

Planet fitness is making people fatter so they can pay for gym memberships and stay longer and get fatter so they can pay for gym memberships and stay longer and get fatter so they can pay for gym memberships and stay longer.....

Its basically just the "I can eat whatever and be healthy" meme but monetized.

I am picturing the person who wrote that, trying to imagine how disgustingly fat they are..

I like your way of looking at things

yeah I could be religious, lmao

i hate this guy, pure cringe

>made the screencap twice because of two reactions to separate posts
feels good man

Who the fuck gets on a scale expecting it to tell them what a great person they are?

the kind of bullshit landwhales believe because their brains are deep fried in lard

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Why is the belt on her tits?

because cuckfitters do everything wrong, even trying to put their belts on place

#swolleft

For you

i think this guy is all right

underrated

>obituary to arms

It's incredible how you're born with the perfect form and instinct to squat and our society is built around destroying that flexibility and mobility.

Oatmeal is best meal.

First time I made it in a screen cap.
The realization of this being a proud moment for me leads me to contemplate suicide.

nice stume bro

Yeah but that comic sucks

the fupa is a good detail

It's decent. Admittedly, far from Oatmeal's best.

Yeah. F-fuck planet f-fittness f-for giving f-free pizza once every month. You'll get f-fat!

more like your anatomy changes moron

No oatmeal is good but the comic of the same name is slimy dogshit. Just opinions being compared to animals with swear words to seem wacky. Shit comic

You're part of the problem stop acting better then everyone else.

shouldn't have opened it

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FUCK user I DIDNT COME HERE TO FEEL

You got right even the fat girls on Tinder

No you dingbat. Your first world habits have ruined you. Our feet are not wide and flat from stepping on soft dirt all day. We don't squat to sit or shit like we're supposed to and our posture is abhorrent. You're likely sitting on a fucking chair right now instead of comfortably in a squat. Third worlders do not have these problems, though they have many others.

Only myself to blame

>Tfw whoever wrote this had to kneel down because squatting would wreck knees
>Tfw the probably had to grab something to pull themselves up off the floor

Lost

No they probably just put it on their table and had a "brownie break" halfway through cause their wrist started hurting.

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What am I looking at

Veeky Forumsonacci curve?

Perfect form

A powerlifter preparing to bench, making the arch as high as possible so the distance the bar has to be lifted is minimal, while still going deep enough to count for a competition.

Fibonacci press