Manlet Hate Thread

>yfw you'll never be a manlet subhuman

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I never understood this. We don't idolize people who are born into wealth, why do we idolize tall people when they literally did nothing to be that tall?

It feels good to be 5'9
>5'10 in the morning

Found that manlet. Don't be salty over your parents' bad decision in birthing kids while having shitty genes.

>parents not a virgin like OP
I think they made better decisions in their lives

That is not an argument. And I'm literally 6'0 (183cm).

>whining to the internet when he knows who to blame

Why is this even a thread?

I swear to to God if another 280 lb 6' faggot tries to feed his ego on height alone, I'm gonna fucking shoot myself

The fact you made this thread at all is enough for me to be sure you've never had any redeeming qualities besides height

Please fucking sage this

hahaha

why do the manlets anger so easily?

mad

>6'0
Naaw, my little pumpkins first growth spurt

It's like they have a "short" fuse

Manlet rage is real hahaha

5 foot 8 and 6 years to grow

>..................................................bump

>tfw I own a cookbook signed by Nigella
>tfw I'll never eat her ass

Run along now my little madlet friend, big boys are talking.

You'd better get on HGH. I remember being 14 and being 5'10 thinking I was going to be a fucking behemoth when I was 20

I am still 5'10.

Don't make my mistake, get on drugs ASAP

isn't hgh expensive as fuk?

>tfw 5'6
I'll just get metal rods in my legs

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>tfw I'll never eat her ass
pls stobbid

The world is unkind

>6 feet is tall
You barely made the cutoff. Humble yourself

Ill bite your fucking ankles you fuckin cunt, ill chew em at them until you become 5ft

yes but it's worth it.

Talk to mummy and daddy and see if they can get you to a psychologist on their insurance.

Tell the psychologist you have extreme height dysphoria and that you are afraid that you will be short forever and that you want to take pro-active measures while your growth plates are open so you can be tall.

>tfw you're a fag and ottermode manlets are your thing
Thank you for existing

>tfw lanket

>I want to buy a helicopter.
>You should.

thanks bro

This always threw me off. She says "it's the size of my little son." Not "son's", like his dick. This guy's dick is literally the size of a small child. I really want a new set of panels at the bottom where he destroys all 3 with his huge dick.

ESL detected

>6'
Nice false flag king of manlets, but 6'1'' is the cutoff for "average".

Some people weren't meant to pass on their genes. Don't take it personal, kid.

>6'4
How can anyone under 30 and below 6'3 even be proud when they're manlets in some European countries

I'm 5'8", according to you guise should I just kill myself?

>no European country breaks a national average of 6'0
>Still held to that standard

just fucking kill me already ok

It would be in your best interest to do so.

I can't draw but something like this.

that last panel cracked me up

why

because those European countries are also in the middle of cucking themselves into extinction

better to be a little shorter and not a cuck

The life of a Manletiator (if it can even be called that), is brutal and short lived.

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There there lil man

Holy shit! This manlet cope is fucking hilarious.

This turbomanlet is 5'5"... better gains and gets more pussy than every lanklet in this thread. time to cry, lanklets.

>Someone went out of there way to draw these in ms paint to try make and excuse on why there so short by saying height is all tall people have.

Veeky Forums has become too much like /r9k.

Yep, just like fat people do their comics. because it's easier than accepting your flaws.

If you only measure young white men though...
Pretty sure I read somewhere the average Dutch 18 year old is 6'1

>tfw 5'10

how fucked am i?

What precentage of you is dick?

are you me?

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