How can chads have this physique if he only eats pizza?

>he fell for it

Hint: He only eats whey and vitamin S.

Chad takes test shots in his ass

>you think this guy does gay for pay stuff while he is chasing his acting dreams?

they all do, my friend
they all do

>coping

I'm sure that's calum

Everyone involved into fitness industry has to do some sketchy stuff to survive.

I knew some dude from my gym who fucked old guys for 300 usd / night

You can eat whatever you want on roids and still have sick gainz

thats my boy calum von moger for anyone interested

Nigga chad burns like 5k calories a day and replenishes with pizza that has all of the nutrition he needs
>veggies
>carbs
>protein
>gets vitamins from s i p s

Chad exercises outside of the gym

STOP PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP WITH THESE CHAD POSTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, everyone already makes fun of us for being borderline gay, and now that this entire board is infested with a self-deprecating loop hole, in chad posts.

Every single thread is just an excuse to post and talk about attractive dudes that you emotionally look up to, it doesn't make you any less homo than before.

There's plenty of gay porn on please just go there

Because Chads have extremely high levels of testosterone, either naturally or by injecting

First day here on Veeky Forums. Is this a gay board as well? Not that I mind some cute boys ;3, just want clarification. Thank you! :d

thats a dream body right there
i love this pic

No, but we do like to stare at naked muscular guys and comment how good they look.

Oh, and you can't really say you are a straight guy without taking it in the ass, atleast one time, and admitting you didn't actually like it.

>Oh, and you can't really say you are a straight guy without taking it in the ass, atleast one time, and admitting you didn't actually like it.

thats true
no homo

>Be a chad
>Doomed to a life of a peasant
>can only fuck your one wife
>no time to party only work the fields
>probably drafted and forced to kill people you have no problem with

Damn, being a chad pre-industrial revolution would be bittersweet as fuck

Can confirm. My Chad roommate used to order 8 large pizzas a day. They would make a special delivery at 10 every morning just for him. He never paid though, when the delivery girl told him the cost, he would just stare at her until the arousal got the better off her.
Don't know how he got away with eating 8 pizzas every day for 4 years, much less so never paying for them. I shudder to think what would happen if his precious pizza supply line were cut.

G4P is hilariously common in SoCal, especially in LA. When I first started lifting, I was delicious twink mode (6' x 140 lb, 10% bf) and I actually had a number of older gentlemen approach me when I was working out and ask me if I was interested in making some money on the side. One of my gym-bros actually did G4P a few years ago, said it was totally safe and paid for his down-payment on his house.

G4P is looked at by men the same way stripping is looked at by women. It's a quick way to make case, and only the hot people from either gender can do it, so there's naturally a lot of envy.

isn't that kinda gay though?

thats a funny story

something similar happens to me too, my Chad roommate used to order 8 large pizzas a day. They would make a special delivery at 10 every morning just for him. He never paid though, when the delivery girl told him the cost, he would just stare at her until the arousal got the better off her.

he FUCKED old guys
its not gay

ITT: things that never happened

>falling for the diet meme

Hahahahaha

No envy here. i dont want anyone putting it in my bum for any amount of money.
Money goes away but getting buttfucked is forever.
I take pride in the fact I've never been in such dire need.

its not prostitution u halfwit its just being naked on webcam

>Pizza
>Milk
>Test

It's the 3-step program to chadlyfe

>g4p
>old men approaching you at the gym asking if you want to make money on the side
>paid nightly
HA HA right, they just want you to cam.
Gay For Pay implies youre doing gay things or having them done to you. Camming is neutral.

>stripping
>only the hot people
i wish this was always true..

>>>>>/reddit/

No you know what, how about you fuck off you little cunt. I've been on this board way too long to watch us transition into a full time /r9k/, there's 3 fucking chad threads running right now. It's a shitty, piss poor, cringe meme and I'd rather see threads about vegan gayns.

...
>>>/redditlarpers/

no, it's prostitution. If you want to cam, you can do that pretty much anywhere.

>you guys are jealous that i get asked to become a prostitute

Are you all retarded? That's Calum, he's a pro bodybuilder who talks about his roid usage.

Inb4 cope

Thanks for the fresh goal body, m8