Who else here is too ugly to get laid?

Life is suffering, try to reduce it, dont do stupid things to make it worse.

I don't consider myself ugly. In fact, many women called me handsome and cute, but I rarely score because I can't into women's games and all that shit.

gagarin is still the first man to go into space

people will remember him forever

beethoven was 5"3 i think

the point is manlets can be talented and refusing to improve yourself because of your height dismorphia is foolish

>Anyone else on Veeky Forums use hookers/escorts to relieve sexual stress?
no thats pathetic. not worth it unless you're an animal who likes to fuck anything that moves.

get you a starter hoe. somebody who is ugly just like you and build your confidence up.

solid advice

you could also play the long con and join a church and fuck a nice girl

Sorry bro, get an education and a high paying job to get a girl with better genes.
You might not do so well, but your offspring will have a more fortunate life.

never said i can't have successful career. i have a decent paying job and it will only get better as i get older and get more experience and get my degree. i can deal with having no hair but i can't do anything about my height or how i look. yeah i don't look good either.

i'm tired of hearing stuff like that or that it will get better from people who don't have to deal with that. the only people who are qualified to talk about stuff like that are those that have experienced it. if you aren't short then you have no idea how it's like living with it and being treated like some kind of toddler.

sure i have friends but i've never had a gf and i probably never will. it's not for the lack of trying on my part but because of those two things that i can't do anything about.

haven't really thought that far ahead and i'm enjoying as much as i can and try to occupy my mind but my only wish was to have a family. i know that this will only get worse as i get older.

>422 42 422

I've been called hot and get my ass slapped by girls but they all loose interest when I open my mouth. I've banged 2 6/10's and use escorts about 4 times per year. obviously I would rather have a girl likes me for me but escorts are good in their own way. they're kinda like therapists

damn

post hair pic

your tried of hearing it yet you do nothing to solve your problem

being tall comes with it's own set of problems

people naturally think your fucking tough and never mess with you

so when you run into someone who fucks with you it really throws you off

also i hit my head on railings all the time

also im 6" and never had a gf

quit being a faggot

everyone has their own set of problems

so what you have to work a bit harder?

you also require less calories and pack on muscle easier

Not him, but I'm relatively attractive tall euro guy with two degrees and earning six figures in America now.
Still no luck with women. I have dozens of matches online, get phone numbers from numerous girls in bars, but can't understand how to close the deal. I find women stupid and unpredictable as fuck.
Also can't use prostitutes because I don't feel shit in a condom.

Only one date out of all those matches and it didn't even go anywhere.

How do you start off the conversation?

did you introduce yourself? in a non autistic way?

did you hound her with messages (don't do this)

did you ask the girl what she wants out of the website?

you need to change your mind just a bit and you will be swimming in bitches

it's ok to fail with women

over time you will get better

you should be able to close the deal in 2-3 messages

just b urself (i know i know but it's seriously good advice)

>just b urself
It will never work with me if I want just to score.
Also, it's not only Tinder. Some shit at the bars and places like that. I approach, have normal conversation, get phone a number and then get ignored after 1-3 text messages.
I don't want to change myself to be better at those stupid games, I'm ITT just to complain

>I don't want to change myself
>I'm ITT just to complain

i want you to seriously think about what you just said

how do you expect to get better without changing yourself?

look inwards user

if you want to just fuck then just say it

don't fucking pussy foot around it you fucking dork

just say you want to fuck and get dinner or something

women respond well to formality

>how do you expect to get better without changing yourself?
Oh I am getting better at everything I care about except for women. And I've spent a decade of my life and a shitton of money on it with no general improvement. So why keep banging at the wall?

>if you want to just fuck then just say it
I don't attract slutty type of girls, so it will probably never work.

Oh well, whatever. Words can't change shit. You either feel the women or you don't

what kinda shitty overbearing mother did you have bro

take a deep breath and relax

go watch crazy stupid love to learn how to pick up women you autist

how does someone lose all hope like this?

you sound like a dark souls npc

>what kinda shitty overbearing mother did you have bro
How the fuck did you know mang? She also dumped my father when I was like 1yo

Zero dates out of all these matches :/

seconding that movie, it's actually pretty decent.

Let's be honest, at least half of Veeky Forums-izens are autistic so no surprises here

you can tell how people are by the way they type

and by the words they choose

you sound like a solid well built white guy 20-28 who has extreme low self worth

you have to be YOUR OWN FATHER

imagine the ultimate man and be him

for me it's commando/conan arnold

only DO things that PLEASE you

saying no is a option

you have self worth

Thanks man. Let the sick gainz come to you. I'll try to change

>Been seeing the same asian escort for a few years
>Have bubble butt that she loves to fondle and slap while i fuck her

Now if only i could find a real girl

>what kinda shitty overbearing mother did you have bro
DELET THIS

Might be the case for me.
I'll soon be a 26yo virgin.
Not even alcohol helps me cope now.

rich got pussy

anyone can get laid

never give up

besides the fact that rich was dealt a way shittier hand then most people here(parents both heroin addicts, fat, bald)

and now rich is a famous dude

...

Im a Pajeet. I made a tinder profile Monday , I got laid at least 9 times this week. There is no way you look worse than me. Im India for gods sake.

Im i went on multiple tinder dates, more than half of them paid for the dates out of sheer piety.
Anyone tried ketamine here?

My brother listen, You are beautiful no matter what they say. Their words will never bring you down. I have a 5 inch penis , im pajeet not rich or successful.

You need to believe in yourself. If you can't believe in yourself, Earn lots of money , you will get women easy. You can also get surgery if you still want.

26yo is too old my man
i'm doomed

I was 25, when i kissed my first girl. I too believe i would become a high level shadow mage. But i did not. Since then ive had sex a few times. I would have never though i would ever have sex. You can do it.

i kissed a girl at 25 for the first time too but shit went downhill after that and i sperged out

Litterally told my story the other day and had 20+ replies with memetic reaction faces it hurts

Im more interested in coping strategies.

Ketamine works for me, also lifting is the only time where i dont think about the whole fiasco that is my life.

does she give you a discounted rate?

>Tfw my fav escort asked me why I do this because I shouldn't be paying for sex

become swole mole

Post a face picture my dude.

No discount but she doesn't keep track time. she lectured me one time about becoming addicted to prostitutes and has told me id be better of getting a gf.
/Spoiler ive actually gone down on her and have barebacked her a few times when she was really horny. retarded I know

Become a thicc bottom for me

FUCK WHY WON'T ANYONE SLEEP WITH ME

>all women are sluts anyway

Hey man im 25 years old and never kissed a girl so you're still better than me, I hope we're all gonna make it.
What's the story though

>Anyone else on Veeky Forums use hookers/escorts to relieve sexual stress?
More like
>Masterbation without the touch of a woman since highschool

>When you contaminate a pure religious church qt

What's with the reddit spacing ITT?

dude this mega manlet is not going to have a kid. He can earn a lot and have a nice life, but he will always be alone, don't give him false hope.

>they will never ever learn.

Maybe you're an above average pajeet

When I lost virginity to an escort she teared up when I told her she took it. Claiming that I'm quite handsome.
I still don't believe her and haven't touched a woman since [7 years ago]

How do you guys even choose?
Theres so many options and you cant even tell if you'll get caught or baited.

Below average looks and social skills = 26 yo kv.

1ThickBlond

If you have a 4/10 face, you're not getting to a 6 by just whitening your teeth and getting acne cream. Don't be delusional.

The only real way to go from a 4 to a 6 is either through weight loss or plastic surgery.

can't go wrong with thickblond
unless she's got a big ol gut on her and/or lack of tiddies

Kek
Shes too old and way too big for my skinny ass

pick 5 you find the most attractive then narrow it down until you are left with 3 then down to 1. then go through all 3 or 5 during the next couple of months if you can afford it

escorts are fucking bomb. most of them will do anything you ask them to as long as it's not something disgusting for them. you can live out your fantasy

bUrself ban one bee bUrself get the swarm

Omg, do it . Do thickblond. OMG. IF you don't like it , then you know now.

you underestimate the power of a nice smile

Im definitely addicted. after every visit I swear it's my last time and even delete my account but I'm back 2 months later when the feels are too strong

Let me make that nice smile with my narrow palate. Ohh wait...

again if your able to read and type on a computer

there's no way you are a genetic deformity as you paint yourself

jsut b a sick cunt m8

Found some really nice ones. almost looks too good to be true.
Hopefully i dont go broke fucking these gals

Regardless , Im still Pajeet and we are the lowest desired Men. The chances for me getting laid is zero to none. But i am getting laid.

My story is really pathetic to even write down how life as an ugly fuck is.

>be me
>25 year old kissless virgin
>have never been on a date, have never even asked a girl out, even though I attended a normal college as well
>have an ugly as fuck face (thick eyebrows, big eyes, narrow head, huge misshapen pointy ears, big nose, shitty jewfro hair)
>have been made fun of for my looks all my life
>have posted face picture on Veeky Forums (r9k, soc, fit) before as well as on reddit and in all locations have been singled out as being seriously ugly
>in a fit of degenerate autism a year ago I scoured reddit for girls to sext with and posted videos of myself masturbating (i have a big penis) and after a while of sexting together, when the girls would see my face, they would ditch me because of how ugly I am; even had one girl who really liked me and found me cute say "it definitely would take a unique girl to find you attractive"

The thing is though I honestly don't even care about being a virgin. I have absolutely zero feelings of "tfw no gf" and have no desire to see a hooker or escort or anything like that. I don't even care.

Now the truth is, I haven't had friends since I was in middle school, and being a mostly shut in for this long is probably the biggest reason for my lack of sex. But a lot of that is due to my autism, ADHD, and general weirdness, things that repel people from me anyway

just make sure you don't catch feelins for a hoe

hoes find it repulsive

just be as much as an assclown as possible

have you thought about filming yourself while banging hoes?

i constantly think about selling porn clips

its stupid easy money..

how much do they charge? i have a good programming job in poland and decent looking escorts here cost like 20-50 EUR per hour which is a steal. really good looking ones charge up to 100 but whatever. god i love poor countries

i think it's because pajeets are a "grey" area

the DNA of india is so mixed that it practically includes every race

i recall there's even jewish indians what the fuck

My condolences

a good hoe in america like what he posted cost anywhere from 250 - 2k

in america a cheap whore is a GIANT RED FLAG

depending on how choosey the bitch is

some of these american girls mang

your lucky as fuck

>this is what lanklets think meanwhile his country is getting cucked to oblivion by turbomanlets
t o p c u c k

>whitening your teeth
End this meme

tell me why it's a meme

its a bloody good meme you faglord

whiter teeth are always more attractive

Ive heard escorts starting to wise up on johns recording them with those spy watches and glasses so now they make you put your clothes in designated cabinets and such
They charge $200 to $300 usd per hour

Can't believe guys would pay for this...

>No "tfw no gf" feel
>No friends
i can relate to this

If you prefer yellow teeth over white teeth power to you, but you're in the minority on this.

>girl doesn't want me to record her
>say ok
>goodbye
>she lets me record her

DMT is your answer

well it all comes down to how much she charges and what fetishes guys have. some people have BBW fetish while others can't afford those who charge more. if she's smart with pricing she can earn more than those good looking ones

>>have an ugly as fuck face (thick eyebrows, big eyes, narrow head, huge misshapen pointy ears, big nose, shitty jewfro hair)

>can't trim eyebrows
>can't shave jewfro
>ears is not a issue
>narrow head is grasping at straws
>big nose doesn't really matter

you can't get laid because you lack confidence

no story is pathetic to write down

you should write it down more and get it out of your system

you sound like a pasty jewish kid with no father

again follow my advice and become your own father

why don't you just date a ugly girl?
you shallow fuck

realize that you are the problem and you must dig deep within yourself to fix it

talk about your problems write them down and work on a plan to fix it

I know some will let you record but for $100 upcharge
If you were to get caught though you'll get blacklisted and would have to start from scratch. Trust me i dont want to start with no references again

They are whores user

they don't have rights or skills other then sucking dick

remember, YOU have all the power in the situation

At least you have us buddy.

>build: curvy

fat acceptance has to be stopped

>why don't you just date a ugly girl? you shallow fuck

because like i said i just flat out dont even have a desire to date anyone or have sex. it has nothing to do with being shallow.

but honestly while i may be ugly, its the friendlessness that has ruined me. im completely self-conscious and lack confidence because of how i dont have friends, and how my lack of friends for most of my life has made me a completely socially stunted person who doesnt know shit about anything

a girl would see i have no friends and immediately leave

Post face

>because like i said i just flat out dont even have a desire to date anyone or have sex. it has nothing to do with being shallow.

porn addict.

without a doubt in my mind

how much porn do you fap to?

be honest

again

we are your friends

if i wasn't your friend you think i'd be dropping solid advice?

quit the porn bro

people who claim to have no interest in sex are mega porn addicts

jerking off every day is not natural

try going 20 days without Veeky Forums or porn

>but honestly while i may be ugly, its the friendlessness that has ruined me. im completely self-conscious and lack confidence because of how i dont have friends, and how my lack of friends for most of my life has made me a completely socially stunted person who doesnt know shit about anything
>a girl would see i have no friends and immediately leave

I know this feeling.

I only masturbate 1-2 times a week, both times on the weekend. And it's not out of a need to do it, I just do it because I want to clear the pipes out and make sure I don't have a wet dream. I don't even masturbate to sex porn, just videos of amateur girls masturbating. I also didn't start masturbating until I was 22-23 (yes it's true).

Why not get plastic surgery at that point, man?

"""""""cleaning the pipes out""""""""""""""

good job you fell for the oldest trick in the book

and wet dreams feel fucking fantastic

there's only a few things better then waking up to ultimate bliss dude

the clean up is a pain in the ass though

stop jerking off so much

can't you see you are CREATING your own personal hell?

what kind of man jerks off that much?

a fucking loser that's who.

that is why you are so resistant to change friend

heed my advice or your destiny will be the life of a cuckold

i know your type

i bet when you see a black guy with a white girl in public you get mad - why should you get mad at him?

your product is not even out there for women to buy