"DON'T BE A SIPPER" - Scooby

Where were you when Scooby issued a fatwah on sips?

youtube.com/watch?v=hA33mp7-m20

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>FITNESS IS FREE DON'T BUY ANYTHING
His website literally lets you buy a calorie counter.

How dare you insult our fitness imam like that

Why is he so endearing bros?

lmao

>when he talks about how he pisses all over the place like a fucking madman.

you don't have to buy it, he tells you how to do it for free

Why doesnt The Scoobster get some kind of contraption to hold his camera on his bike? if he keeps making these one hand videos he's bound to fall and his iconic smile would be lost to the world.

jesus cris that vascularity and size

What's the secret Veeky Forums? can you just be clean and green and get fucking swole at 70 years old?

The secret is injecting dick into your ass on a daily basis.

He's 56.

Whatever it takes

BY. ANY. MEANS. NECESSARY.

kek, peace be upon him.

You'd think as an engineer, he'd simply craft his own go-pro mount for his handlebars or something. Scooby still visits Veeky Forums as user, so maybe he's reading this now and we'll see it soon.

SCOOBY IS IN THE POCKET OF BIG WATER DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS DISINFO AGENT

How do you think Scooby has been able to afford his lavish lifestyle while seemingly selling no products? it's because for the past 5 years he's been riding on the dime of the water lobby and trying to get /sips/ outlawed

scum,.

>I GULP
thats it boys gulp the monsters

I fucking knew it.

The scoober hs no muscles, he as inbuilt water pouches that make him the superior sportsman of Veeky Forums. he will never dehydrate.Scoobahu akbaar!

>sipping will literally kill you
thank you scoobs you saved my life

scooby is an engineer? legit?

>you don't even have to get off your bike while you pee
based gulper just lets the pee flow while he keeps going onward

Based Scooby the thermodynamic power of his skateboard squats make him immune to rashes.

THAT FIRST GULP OF THE DAY

scooby is so pure

>le scooby is our guy!

fuck off newfag, he's a liar, a jew and a faggot.

Very very edgy post.

this
fuck off reddit wasted quads

>implying you wouldn't scam braindead DYELs out of their NEETbux if you had the body of a god and know how to use a computer

>samefagging this hard

Oh come' on you can't be this fucking new

Um... wtc those boots?

hes talking about drinking water while biking
/SIP/bros win again

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